Judge — April 27, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Muage MAXIMS FOR GOOD MEN. | An East Orange, New Jersey, pastor has formulated a number of maxims that are intended for the guidance of the men \' SON —_ |of his congregation, hut which might be found equally useful wherever good citi- FREAKS |fjnticsiicezs.ccnes| “Yor quavarttee of purity, up his street-number where it can be seen FANCIES |rcicecoetatsets tian see back \abel oneverybattes and his garbage-can. “He burneth Jimson weed, yea, he burneth saltpeter in his cellar, lest the *, \ mosquito come on him unawares. a's . “He seeth to his sidewalk, that it be clean, and he dampens down the dust HAVE THEIR BRIEF DAY with the garden-hos: ~ Intending parchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST. THEN FALL BY THE WAY All of which is very good as far as it ‘Ra ee goes, but the pastor seems to have left out ; renowned several important maxims that are abso- lutely necessary to round out the good citizen’s character, For instance : \ ‘He naileth the loose board on the ; fence, and he mendeth the porch, and when he striketh his thumb by mistake PIANOS for the nail he doth not utter the word E ds, SOREL, « CRCILIAN * laste Pisrexy that savoreth of sinful warmth, 2 Catalogue mailed on application. “He taketh the household paint-brush SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. and he smeareth up the front steps and [ Wa ees Ave 2ESt: the hitching-post and the tree boxes, and 3 when he stumbleth and. sitteth in the As to pastry, the soldiers seldom get paint-can he maketh no unseemly objur- short rations.—Philadelphia Bulletin, gations. : [| ‘He looketh at his wife's new Easter hat with a kindly interest, and when she putteth it on and asketh him how he likes it, he uttereth only words of gentle approval, Even when she mentioneth the price he refraineth from raising the roof and contenteth himself with remarking that it seemeth cheap for the moncy.”— Cleveland Plain Dealer, BALTIMORE — DUSTY. A tourist was driving along a dusty road in the west of Ireland one hot sum. mer day, and stopped at a small inn for re- freshment. On asking the jarvey if he was dry, that worthy replied, \ “Dry? Did yer honor say ‘dry’? I'm ‘WAS FIRMLY FOUNDED ON THE so dry that if ye slapped me on the back ROCK OF REPUTATION AND PUB. ye'd be blinded with th’ dust flyin’ out iv LIC FAVOR MORE THAN FIFTY me mouth."— 7it-Bits. YEARS AGO AND IS TO-DAY THE MOST POPULAR WHISKEY ON THE AMERICAN CONTINENT APPENDICITIS NOT AT ALL NECESSARY TO OPERATE IN MANY CASES. Automobiles and appendicitis scare L some people before they are hit. Appendicitis is often caused by too much starch in the bowels. Starch is hard to digest and clogs up the digestive “+ What a well-informed woman Mrs. Brown Is."* KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM. machinery—also tends to form cakes in “She ought to be. Her maid has worked for GENTLEMEN the cecum. (That's the blind pouch at nearly every family in town. WHO DRESS FOR STYLE entrance to the appendix.) NEATNESS, AND COMFORT A New Hampshire girl had appendi- EAA Tem tpoeyen citis, but lived on milk for a while—then pe-Nuts, and got well without an operation. She says: “Five years ago while at school, I suifered terribly with constipa-| 76 One Face one of the sensitive, easily tion and indigestion. (Too much starch, I y' white bread, potatoes, etc., which she did irritated kind? not digest.) *+Soon after I left school 1 had an at- THE RECOONIZED STANDARD), | tack of appendicitis and for thirteen weeks Shaving “Bea Tho No pid lived on milk and water, When I recov- ia ms Soa stamped on ered enough to eat solid food there was Pp loop — nothing that would agree with me, until . a a friend recommended Grape-Nuts. bi the beard and soothes the When I began to eat Grape-Nuts I/skin as no other soap does. It weighed ninety-eight pounds, but Isoon| ‘eae CUSHION | grew to one hundred and fifteen pounds, {leaves the face soft, soothed BUTTON the distress after eating left me entirely! and refreshed. CLASP J [27,20 Lam like a new perso , (A little Grape-Nuts dissolved in hot] «The only kind that won't Us Fur To THE LEC REVERT | water or milk would have been much bet- smart or dry on the face.” SUIPS, TEARS NORUNFASTERS Ht | ter for this case than milk alone, for the| —seinamar shaving sticka and Shaving Femole pair suns Conese] starchy part of the wheat and barley is) Cates sola everrubere. Send 4 conte 12 changed intoa form of digestible sugar in| Seakeot Witiame' Luxury shaving Soap, ; making Grape-Nuts.) Name given by| _‘s!M# (:nougn for shaven) Ask your druggist for Willian? Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read ADDRESS Jersey, Cure id Soa nh the little book. « The Road to Wellville,"| THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY 4 eo ‘owder and Toil in packages. There's a Reason.” Dept. A, GLASTONBURY, CONN, comicbooks.com