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This page is primarily **advertising**, with several short satirical anecdotes typical of early-1900s humor magazines. **The Cartoons/Jokes:** The page contains six brief, untitled comic vignettes poking fun at courtship and marriage: - A woman misreads government cattle-protection news as kindness to animals, ignoring real world affairs - A rejected suitor claims poverty isn't shameful; the woman retorts it *is*—the punishment being "hard labor" - A gold-digger refuses a poor suitor but hints she'd accept if he were older (or younger—meaning, never) - A newlywed claims his wife stopped worrying because he feigned indifference - A man assumes intellectual sympathy with a woman; she admits she's just a kindergarten teacher - A wife jokes that her tailor will get "nervous prostration" worrying about payment **The Satire:** These jokes mock shallow courtship logic, materialism, and domestic manipulation—standard early-20th-century humor targeting romantic pretension and gender dynamics. The remainder is product advertising (liqueurs, whiskey, pianos, books on marriage).

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| LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX —GREEN AND YELLOW— The Choicest After - Dinner Liqueur This cut sents the and label ployed in the putting up of the article since the removal of the Carthusian Monks from the Monastery of La Grande Char- treuse in France to Tarragona, Spain. repre- bottle em- 1 aaa | Liqueur As frclass Wine Merchants, Grocers, Motels, Cafés. irjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N ‘Sole’ Agents for United States. BISGLTOAATOTETETO TOTO TIE REDSNBESISREEEUSNSASRTATRERSE: JUST OUT. Our handsome, forty-page catalogue of beavtiful pictures— reproductions in pho- togravure and photogelatine of the best work of popular artists of the day. SEND FIVE CENTS, to cover mailing expenses, to Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. When a girl sends you her photograph it's asign it flatters her.—Vew York Press. A GLIMPSE. ! “Suits to protect cattle,” she read aloud ; now, isn’t that nice of the gov- ernment? I ‘suppose they will furnish each of the poor, dear cows a blanket.” Satisfied with this glimpse at the news of the great world, she turned to the realities of the fashion column.—PAila- delphia Ledger No family side-board complete without Ab- Lot's Bitters. Wine-dealers’ and druggists’. A CRIME, He (after the refusal)—" Had I been rich, perhaps your answer would have been quite different.” ‘She—* Perhaps. He— But poverty is no crime.” Oh, yes, it is—and the punish- ment is hard labor."— J/ustrated Bits, | OR OLDER. | “If Lwere younger,” said the rich old man, “I believe I might win you for my wife. - | « Yes," replied the cold beauty, dream- ily considering his sixty years, * or, say, fifteen or twenty years older."—Phila- delphia Press. | ‘The Sohmer Pianos are pronounced superior to all others by leading artists. HIS CUTE SCHEME. “Of course,” said Newliwed, “ whenev- er my wile worries herself it worries m “My wife never worries now,” said Elders. * You are lucky.” “No, merely foxy. I just let her see that when she worried herself it didn't worry me at all, and so she stopped i Catholic Standard, SO CHILDISH. Cholly Nowitt —“ D'ye know, Miss Smart, though I've only just met you, there seems to be a sort of intellectual sympathy between us? You know just how to appeal to my tastes, you see. Are you a literary woman 2?” Dolly Smart —"No; I'm a kinder- garten teacher."—Exchange. “ 99 say U.S. Pure Food 0. K.’ these three important whiskies are TRUE. Fires, that Sunny The Pure Food Whiskey h the National Pure Food Law and complied with it years before complies wit it was enacted. ‘Second. that it s_**Bottled tn Bond’ under the direct supervision of U.S. rs, who affix over the neck of every bottle the Govern- Internal Revenue Office ment *Green Stamp," guaranteeing Of the hundreds of samples ‘analyzed by. ment chemists—acknow| was the only whiskey found NORMAL, SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. to be the most rigid in the inspectors, because tl KNOW facts about our Rye and Bourbon Brook purity and quaatity. he North Dak the North Di ota Hire Food Depart. | mood of the human heart, and do drink, drink Tr Vy \\ n you imbIe ” one Ask for Trimble Whiskey SOLE rRorRierons Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS, ESTABLISHED 1793 ‘New York WHAT HE'S GOING TO GET. Mrs. Bos—" What is your tailor going to get for that suit?” Mr. Bos—"' Nervous prostration, my dear, worrying about his pay !"* A Special Offer to Judge Readers A$10.00 Book for Only $2.00 $100.00 IN GOLD! M.D., to has receive! the highest testimonials and com Feligious critics; has been indorsed by all the leading philanthropista, and recom- mended to every well-wisher of the human race. TO ALL WHO ARE MARRIED. F505 on eoR HONDMENS UP BOCAS besides conferring @ lasting benefit aot only upon them, but upon their children. Every thinking man and woman should study this work. Any person desiring to Know more about the book before purchasing it may send to us for our 16-page de- seriptive circular, giving full and complete table of contents. It will be sent free by mail toany address. The following is the table of contents: Chapter I—Marriage ard Its Advantages, Chapter I—Age at Which To Marry. Chapter I11—The Law of Choice. Chapter 1V—Love Analyzed. Chapter V—Quall. ties the Man Should Avoid in Choosing. Chapter VI- Qualities the Woman Should Avoid In Choosing. Chapter VII—The Anatomy and Physiology of Generation in Woman. Chapter VIII =The Anatomy and Physiology of Generation in Man. Chapter IX—Amativeness: Ita Use and Abuse. Chapter X—The Prevention of Cone~otion. Chapter Xi—The Law of Continence. Chapter XII—Children : ‘Their Desirability. Chapter XII—The Law of Genius, Chapter XIV—The Conception of a New Life. Chapter XV—The Physiology of Inter Uterine Growth. Chapter XVI—Period of Gestative Influence. Chapter XVII—Pregnancy ; Its Signs and Duration, Chapter XVIti—Disorders of Pregnancy. Chapter XIX—Confinement. Chapter XX— Management of Mother and Child After Delivery. Chapter XXI—Pe- riod of Nursing Influence. Chapter XXII—Faticide. Chapter XXIII—Diseases Peculiar to Women. Chapter XXIV—Diseases Peculiar to Men. Chapter XXV—Masturbation. Chapter XXVI—Sterility and Impotence. 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