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This page contains primarily **advertisements and humor pieces** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: **Humor Jokes:** - "Diagnosis": A doctor charges a large fee for treating a talkative patient by prescribing silence, which "scares her dumb" (plays on "cacaothes loquendi"—compulsive talking) - "How She Liked It": A brief exchange about quartette singing - "Wire Busy": Sparrows quarreling on a telegraph wire **Advertisements dominate the page:** - Boston Garter (men's accessories) - Krementz collar buttons - Allen's Foot-Ease powder - White Rose Glycerine Soap - Diamonds - Grant Hamilton Studios (art education) **Editorial Content:** "The Briar Pipe"—a detailed instructional essay on selecting, caring for, and smoking briar pipes, emphasizing proper technique and tobacco selection. The page reflects early 20th-century consumer culture and domestic humor, with no apparent political satire or significant caricatures.

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wage DIAGNOSIS. GENTLEMEN «How was it Dr. Knowit got such a T ‘quo DaLSS FoR STILE big fee from Talkative ?” WEATHESS, AND COMFORT «* Because when he was called to attend WEAR THE IMPROVED Mrs. Talkative for a slight nervous trou- ces ble he told her she had an acute attack of “Well 2” “And recommended absolute quiet as ‘ the only means of averting paroxysms of Gy, cacaothes loquendi. She's scared dumb.” 7 . 2. —Baltimore American. Hes found it = as millions of others have—The One THE RECOGNIZED STANDARD) Pertect Collar Button, Have you? HOW SHE LIKED IT, COLLAR rool el aol Patience—* Do you like quartette sing-| KREMENTZ Strvoks " | made from one piece, cannot break by use. loop — ing JRED: Y Patrice—"1 do if itis seprrated from a 2, RR RS ay ane , wuron’| | ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE 3 RIGHT ‘The nameKrementz"and the quality—guar- Shake Intu Your Shoes guteed—stamped on the back of every genuine UES FLAT TO THE LEG—REVER Allen's Foot Ease, « poweder for b button. “Don't take substitutes. Krements ne feet. it cures painful, swollen, cater pe mma pier SLIPS, TEARS NORUNFASTENS smarting, nervous fect, ond instantly plated buttons of other make: out- fakes the sting out ‘of corns. and! Wear them many ‘All firstclass overy “of the! f clash nares Allen's Foot: Ease makes tight ouatity){ Hootlet freeon request. ike, Aiea Reo Boe oben Dit seater eget: @ certain cure for ingrowing nails,| — TRY IT TO-DAY - fin erie rears ation 77 Wt = = MONTE ROS = = he ; COR ree HGlyCerineSo ‘ a fe nome 7 x THE BRIAR PIPE. Its Use Commended—How to Care for and Keep It at Its Best—Right Kind of Tobacco, etc. First get a pipe worthy of attention, Genu- ine lovers of the weed almost invariably use the French briar, with amber, or, as second best, vulcanite mouthpiece — never celluloid. The briar pipe has the charm of giving off no odor of its own, and the tobacco is given full opportunity to do its best with its own smoke. When the pipe gets ripe and lovable with long use, if it has been rightly cared for, it becomes a thing of beauty, even in the eyes of the nov | smoker. The rich polish of its bowl, the clean smouth, golden amber and bright silver band, suggest only happy thoughts and a whole world of consolation. Never light your pipe at gas or lamp. Let cmplexiog 1 r the flame of the match be drawn into the centre : TeEmMELITENR: Cotagne a/¥e Cormasy of the bowl, or it will charsthe rim. Be just Rtas sata. tn teausge for 8 fall sine mala ak, as careful when the pipe is five years old as | when it is new. WIRE BUSY. Use a modern scraper to rid the bowl of ad- “Don't get angry. dear." Tens hering ashes, never a knife, Keep the stem “* How can a fellow help it? How many times have I warned those che SYSTEM clean always, and at least once a week steam sparrows to keep off this wire!" the pipe thoroughly with the cheap little appa- eer eaanee ratus familiar to most smokers. Fo o ; motemas. pipe daily with chamois leather, or an old silk mim Ballas Bros, & Co, Randerchict, set aside for that purpose. Never — clean the pipe with water. If alcohol is FOR NUMBER ONE. keep it from the outside of the bowl, or it will mar its surface. “Well.” said he, anxious to make up) Te choice in the selection of tobacco. It their quarrel of yesterday, + aren't you | gould be neither too powdery nor too heavy, Grious to know what is in this par-) and should smoke cool to the end. Smoking n - should be deliberate, never furious. ir 1 . <" replied his wife indiffer- | in the open is almost impossible in y \ , with anything but cut plug, beca meee ts Irtues ing ve| winds. “Lucky Strike” tobacco meets all it test in the Seomethtng forthe Oe T Tove | rican adinicabay, ad, besides, 1 ina good, P “ ” “Ah! I suppose it's those new weet, long, cool smoke, and is inexpensive. . ag Suppose it’s those new collars | "A" Saigiestemmed” pipe is -more easily aero aca! cleaned than one which is curved, but probably — —_— Oo more easily broken. For rowing. driving. etc. = JUST So. the “*bull-dog "is the approved shape ; but the The 4 ___ | literary man and student should use the straight : gage g lee on focsn't care on your praise | stem only, a8 the eyes are less affected by the Delightfully rich in flavor le have the praise of your neigh- | smoke. your pipe and it will b ‘ 2 Newr: z . arr see San. yom Tike ae eh Charmingly smooth to the taste Universally cherished by GRANT HAMILTON STUDIOS | connoisseurs 712 Flatiron Building, New York " ity . ’ ‘ WANTED—Young men who wish a good practical Art pooner Sold by aa Education, no frills or foolishness. An education that makes || [iMaRaag Leading Dealers your drawings of commercial value. A full year’s course by correspondence at a moderate cost. I teach Comic Drawing, a Illustration, Cartooning, Caricaturing, etc.; in fact, all branches cf “Commercial Art” in which one can have CASH RETURNS when pro- Scient. Write me. Grant E. Hamilton, comicbooks.com