Judge, 1907-03-16 · page 14 of 16
Judge — March 16, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page consists primarily of **advertisements and short humor items**, typical of Judge's satirical magazine format. The main content includes: **Humor bits** (top section): Brief jokes about unconventional topics—a "society for freaks," a boy planning to fake mumps, a "grass widow" seeking remarriage after a guilty verdict, and wordplay about "yellow peril" eggs and cats-and-dogs rain. **Advertisements**: The page is dominated by ads for **Sunny Brook Whiskey** (emphasizing Pure Food Law compliance, a contemporary regulatory concern), **Trimble Whiskey**, and **George Palliser's Modern Buildings** (house plans). **Art reproductions**: Small sections advertising photogravure reproductions and house-plan books. **Social commentary**: The humor reflects turn-of-century anxieties—food safety, divorce/remarriage ("grass widow"), and the "yellow peril" (anti-Asian sentiment common in that era). The page is largely commercial rather than politically editorial, representing how Judge balanced satire with advertising revenue.
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age SOCIETY FOR FREAKS. ‘A SECOND TRIAL. Professional circus and museum freaks} You were guilty of one matrimonial are talking of organizing a mutual-bene-| mistake. I shouldn't think you would fit society. Why not strike out the word | marry again.” * professional” so that others can get in| ‘Oh, but you know a verdict of guilty on it, too 2—Milwaukee Sentinel, usually leads to a second trial,” replied the gay grass widow. — Philadelphia Ledger. PLANNED. —— Indignant old lady —Stop that at INTERROGA TIONAL. once! What do you mean by hitting that} Speaking of the “yellow peril,” how little boy in the jaw 2” about the “strictly fresh egg” (five Little boy (quickly) —" Oh, dat’s all| months old) when you break it gently ?— right, lady. He is going to hit me in de| Boston Post. other one, too, and when dey both swell — up I can tell de teacher I have de mumps NOW, DOESN'T IT? and stay home from school."—Chicago| It sounds beastly to say, “It rains cats News. jand dogs.""—Philadelphia Bulletin. Physicians and U. 8. Pure Food Inspectors will not buy, drink o mend adulterated of spurlous tmitation whiskies, | They KNOW that the only safeguard they or the public have is to buy a whiskey, That complies: with the National Pure Food Law and “Bottling in Bond Act. Sunny Brook The Pure Food Whiskey is . undoubtedly obeys both of these Federal Laws. Every bottle of Sun May those who a single A Ryeor peuran Tote under a see su vision of the U.S, RE is who affix over the neck of ever; je the Government * agaecdn preelon STRAT, Rounmicang AG, EURILY Sed UANTTEY wire rood De i fe hundreds of samples analyz: 16 North Dakota Pure art ‘ose that are married ment Chemlsts—acknowledred to be the most figid in the U. 8—SUNNY True happiness find.” BROOK was the ONLY whiskey found NORMA ‘SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. C ble REFORMED. SHE LIONIZES HIM. Whiskey ; ; § **She married him to reform him.” he thinks her husband is a veritable Serer erected Green Label. esTaBusHeD “Did she succeed ?” lion. [Palla dnd New York AY ALL PINST-cLass OEaLens 1793 Sure! He used to be a spendthrift,| ‘* How do you know ?” A | and now he has nothing to spend,"—£ «She says he is the king of beasts.” By Anthony Guarine, TWO. DAINTY “AND: F YOU are thinking about AETISHS PIGTURES Building a House an in- ae enenee ee a vestment of $1.00 now will POPULARITY. save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at it tention to our new book just THE POACHER : I @| issued and containing over Phorgran 5 = eres CNE HUNDRED : UP-TO-DATE F Pi 2 ‘ ¢ - HOUSE PLANS amous Pictures THE TITLE OF TIS BOOK 18 are reproduced by the photogravure GEORGE PALLISER’S process, because by no other means can such wonderful effects of light MODERN BUILDINGS and shade be obtained in one color, Send for one of our pictures and Aor up-to-date book, containing 00 ba yadred plans (all new) of houses rat ng cos from, gente foore00 " Srery = aT judge the work for yourself. on ld eal eed om See eee ete ae ‘This book is a collection of ictical designs showing examples of houses recently built, »»! & valuable to everyone thinking of building, by reason of their having been, with very few exc+} . Planned in the ordinary courte of a basy architect's prachce daring the last few years, and : Various parts of the country within the prices gy ‘Kadi Fol descripon accompanies exc plate giving sizes, heght of ores, how but and fhe! inprovement contained, thas ging informattn of very treat value to everyone contemplating Piaure Dept Jud «Compan Copyright, Judge Co., ing, asthe plane and designs emt fy the beat chought and most careial sfody of thowe erect 7 tring real results as to cost and a guide that is sate to follow. design Ppt., Judg pany TWO FRIENDS OF THE MOON Kero yale that can be fly appreciated for the practical ult, and ENDS = MOO? ot how some people's homes are planned and what they cout. 225 FOURTH AVENUE To, thote wanting homes of selling home-stes, members of building associations, land comp : . real-estate men, those land 0 improve, carpenters ryona interes NEW YORK ‘who ever hopes to own a hotse, these designs are, valuable and and will prove of very great va Photogravure in blue-black, 14 x18. then. Ie contains 115 large pages, sre 11x14 inches. | Price, in heavy paper cover. Trade supplied by Anderson Magazine Co. One dollar. mad, pompaid. $19 ga, jBound im cloth, 2.0." Sent By mally Testpan Yo any adres om For 32 Union Sq New York JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or checi send cur By Frank Snapp, Copyright, 1996, by Judge Co. comicbooks.com