Judge, 1907-02-23 · page 7 of 16
Judge — February 23, 1907 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains several satirical pieces mocking American politics and society: **"Deforestation"** (top): A visual pun comparing three presidents' legacies. It suggests Theodore Roosevelt—known for his "big stick" diplomacy—is recklessly handing out axes for deforestation, just as Washington "cut down" the cherry tree and Lincoln "split rails." The joke critiques Roosevelt's aggressive policies through the metaphor of literal tree-cutting. **"Born Too Soon"**: Satirizes how dishonesty has infected American politics. It nostalgically contrasts George Washington's legendary honesty with modern political corruption, implying contemporary politicians could never match historical standards of integrity. **"Our Wonderful Language"**: A humor piece about American English confusing a foreigner—the conductor says "the car ahead is behind," creating logical paradox that amuses through linguistic absurdity. **Minor pieces** mock Vice-President Fairbanks, restaurant food quality, and other everyday American follies. The overall tone is gentle satirical commentary on political decline, linguistic peculiarity, and social absurdities.
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