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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. It contains multiple paid advertisements and light humor pieces typical of Judge magazine's commercial sections. **Key content includes:** - **Cigar advertisement** (Shivers' Panatelas): A lengthy pitch offering cigars on approval to readers - **Whiskey and liqueur ads** (John Jameson, Underberg Bitters): Standard product promotions - **Short humorous anecdotes** about everyday situations (lending money, weather, cooking skills) with no political content - **Finance tips** (Jasper's Hints) promoting Leslie's Weekly investment advice - **Home-building advertisement** promoting George Palliser's architectural plans The humor is gentle, domestic, and non-partisan—jokes about marital dynamics, servant incompetence, and social awkwardness. There are **no discernible political cartoons or caricatures** on this page, and no apparent satire of public figures or events. This appears to be a revenue-generating filler page rather than editorial content.

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Satisfaction for Both Your Guest and Yourself Sole Agents W.A. TAYLOR & CO, Somewhere I saw it printed.—«¢ Opportunity knocks at your door but importunity walks into} your private office.” I don’t want to be impor- tunate, but I would like to send my cigars into your office. 1 will take the risk of their being kicked out if you will let them in. Please read my offer care- fully. There are no strings to it. MY OFFER 1S:-—1 will, upon request, send one hune | dred Shivers’ Panatela Ci- gars on approval to areader of JUDGE, express prepaid. He may smoke ten cigars and return the remaining ninety at my expense If he Is not pleased with them; if he ts pleased, and keeps them, he agrees to remit the price, $5.00, within ten days. The fillers of these cigars are Clear Havana, of good quality—not only clear, but long, clean Havana — no shorts or cuttings are used. | The wrappers are genuine} Sumatra, In ordering please enclose | business card or give person- al references, and state whether mild, medium or strong cigars are desired. Shivers? If you think the Panatela Panoreta | would not please you let me Lut | send my catalogue of Clear Havana cigars. HERBERT D, SHIVERS, 9 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, Pa. ude ‘WANTED A WITNESS, Smith—“ If | lend you a shilling, how do I know I shall get it back ?” Brown—* Why, on the word of a gen- tleman.” ‘Smith— Well, all right. Come round this evening and bring him with you."— Mlustrated Bits, The day after, you need Abbott's Bitters. Braces the nerves; sustains you throughout the day, and makes you feel bright and cheer- ful. At druggists’. HIS DANGER. “This weather is very uncertain,” said the person who makes a specialty of dis- comfort. “Yes,” answered young Mrs. Torkins ; “but I don't mind—not so long as they don't fix up some way for Charley to bet on it."— Washington Star. Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow's Sooth- ing Syrup the best remedy for their children. 2c a bottle THE DIFFERENCE. “ He's a rather loud chap.” “Yes; he doesn’t understand that there is a difference between being breezy and being windy." — Houston Post. case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding, or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. OF COURSE, Bill—“ Did_you find it hard to learn | roller skating 2” Fill—“ Well, I found it hard when I sat down."— Yonkers Statesman, Sohmer & Co. find it almost impossible to keep pace with the inpouring torrent of orders. ‘The fame of the Sohmer Piano is now world- wide, and the demand for the instrument is almost universal. A COMPETENT DOMESTIC ARTIST. Fack— Can you cook a meal?” Stella— Certainly, I can make a sand- wich."—New York Sun. yh remedy for adults | iRS.ON. SC. Dr. Bal's Cough Syrup ts the best and thidrens ft cures the cold tar Some hard-worked people don't even know enoligh about leisure to pronounce at right.—Z£x, Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers Do you ever make investments in Wall Steet securities? Do you ever buy of tell stocks or bonds ? If 10, do not fail toread " Jasper's Hints to Money-makers"" every week in ® Leslie's Weekly." in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honedlly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the Sock market from week to week. This is the moft reliable financial department publish- ed in the United States, and thousands have tcftifed in writing that it has either made of saved them money. @ Buy a copy of ‘Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months’ trial subscription to “<Leslie’s Weekly” for $1.00, which will give you the right to free an- swers to any questions regardin stocks and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. | The Genuine Bitter Liquewr. Be Sure You Get the Genuine, Underberg The Worlds’ Best Bitters Sold everywhere. Bottled only by H. UNDERBERG ALBRECHT, Rheinberg, Germany LUYTIES BROTHERS, General Agents, New York. Enjoyable as a cocktail ani better for you. ALWAYS A GOOD SIDE. ‘There is a good side to everything. For instance, when you are troubled by a bad boy of yours, you have reason to be grate- ful that he’ wasn't. twins. — Somerville Fournal. The best easy chairs for old age are bought early. They are called endow- ments. Get particulars free. PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. No importunity. FROM a list of fifteen weeklies considered, Juoce has just been se- lected as one of three me- diums to be used during the coming year by one of our largest National adver- tisers, the only humorous weekly to be used and the fourth renewal of this order. f? F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS A new up-to-date book, containing etc. etc. planned in the ord Yanous parts of the country within the prices given. Full description accompanies each plate, giving improvements contained, thus gi ing. as the plans and designs embody the best thoug! fore, a value that them. It contains 115 large mail, post 20. price. Address ail orders with remittances (0 over one bundred ftom gscot0 $ooco0. also plans of Public brary Baidings, Summer information of very gre: nd. giving real results as to cost and a guide that is sate GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS plans (all new) of houses ranging in cost lotels, Stables, Public Halls, This book is a collection of practical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and valuable to everyone thinking of building, by reason of their having been, course of a busy architect's practice during the very few except w years, and built ht of stories, how built and finished, Value to everyone contemplating follow. T ve. 9 be fally appreciated for their practical unlity, and stand alone as real ex of how some people's homes are planned and what they cost. To those wanting homes or selling home-sites, mem! real-estate men, those having land to improve, carpenter who ever hopes to own a home, these designs are inval ges, size tn x 14 inches. ‘of builds Iuable and will Price, bound in heavy paper cover, sent by Bound in cloth, $2.00. ‘Sent by mail, postpaxd, to any address oa receypt of JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don't send currency. comicbooks.com