Judge, 1907-02-09 · page 10 of 16
Judge — February 9, 1907 — page 10: what you’re looking at
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This is a humorous comic strip about a boy named Johnny who experiments on toy teddy bears with a mysterious chemical mixture invented by his father (Professor Wiseman). The narrative follows a classic slapstick formula: Johnny secretly applies the concoction to his bears, which magically animates them into mischievous, destructive creatures. The bears escape Johnny's control, attack the professor, cause family chaos (his mother faints repeatedly), and wreak havoc throughout the house and neighborhood—chasing dogs and climbing trees. The joke relies on the absurdist premise of animated toys and the escalating mayhem they create. The satire appears directed at contemporary scientific enthusiasm and the notion that chemical "mixtures" could produce magical results—poking fun at both scientific hubris and parental warnings about uncontrolled experimentation. The teddy bear itself was a relatively new toy phenomenon of the early 1900s, making this topical.
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THE TEDDY BEARS. LITTLE JOHNNY BRINGS THEM TO LIFE WITM A WONDERFUL MIXTURE INVENTED BY HIS PA. 2. Forth rushed the prof. to tell his frau. Then up rose Johnny and said, “ Now, I'l take this stuff, while pa's up stairs, And try It on my Teddy bears.” 3. He gave his Teddy bears six sips 4. One fellow seized Pa Wiseman’s neck You should have seen the litile rips! And made him yell and say ‘* By heck! They bounced six feet up in the air, I wish I'd let you all sta J y dead.” As lively as a real live bear. And one caught Johnny by the head. 5. The baby yelled to beat the band, 6. Then out the door the rascals flew, And Johnny's ma just sald, ‘* My land!"* To find more mischlef still to do. And fainted dead away six times, One chased a dog. three climbed a tree. While Teddies cut up monkey-shines, ve, What more they did we soon shall see. rant arn aves now comicbooks.com