Judge — December 22, 1906 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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WORLD OF TEARS AND JOY. This world’s.a rare and joyous place For those who deem it so, With smiles enough tor every face— This is no tale of woe. But yet when all's been done and said, Some little children creep, At cuddling-time, unkissed to bed ‘And sob themselves to sleep. Their daddy's off at work, somewhere, Their mammy’s tired and worn, Both burdened down with carking care From the first break of morn, Each love-starved young one on the list Has troubles by the heap, Yet each must go to bed unkissed And sob himself to sleep. Oh, world of sunshine mixed with storm, On, world of tears and joy, Oh, world of frozen hearts and warm, Oh, world of man and boy, Less were your sorrow, less your dread, If, when night’s shadows creep, Each little lad went kissed to bed And smiled himself to sleep. —New York Fournal. THE HIGH-DIVE CURE. In Revere, Minn., they take drunkards and give them what is locally called the “high-dive cure,” by ducking them in a large tank of water situated in a conven- ient location in town. A couple of dips is all that has been required in any case yet, and one chronic offender from Wal- nut Grove who was immersed one even- ing has never shown up in Revere since. —St. Paul Dispatch. TOO ROMANTIC. Because a pretty South Carolina girl has opened a law office in Washington, have us believe that crime at the capital 1s on the increase.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. |dollars per week. those giddy Washington papers would | y Entered at the post-office at matter, Copyrant ithe registers PUBLISHED W arcTne 1136-7 Marguetie Bi TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS: STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE. 1e Year, of $2 numbers = $500 | One copy, six months, oF 26 numbers Une copy, for tharteen weeks $ ig the Cnaisranas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS To all foreign coun- tries in the postal union, $6.50 a year. Ax sates cers /aleruational 4 vad ta denna F Ope News Exchange, Main Toe.cotent of JUDGE ary protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Britain’ Inemnges eat e this copyright al te promptly and vigoroadly PCONTRIBUTORS mast inclose a stamped and self addressed envelope with all manuscripts, otherwise recarn of the later when found unavailable canoot be tment should have the sender's fall name and fess written plainly on each and every sketch. The accompanying joke or descriptive letter- Dress should in every instance be written upon its in- Gietealpipare, and ICT soon « separete sly of vaper. Tnclosure of sta he fall amount of postage ts also ind prompt return of mate ‘cannot be found at any news-stand, the ‘ers will be under obligations if that fact be ly reported on postal-card or by letter. HE KNEW. “My boy, here's the place for you. Hours, from ten to two turdays, ten to twelve ; work genteel and light ; expe- rience unnecessary ; salary, one hundred ow does that suit “Giwan! [ain't got no fifty thousand dollars to invest in the business."— ing Bulletin. Cupid at His Pranks Dainty Christmas are you?" Address Picture Department Judge Company Trade Photogelatine in sepia, 8x 11 2 cents. 225 Fourth Avenue, New York supplied by Anderson Magasine Co., 32 Union Square, New York PICTURES FOR CHRISTMAS BY: JAMES MONTGOMERY FLAGG PARKER BUILDING, FOURTH AVENUE AND | ranted. S“DRAWINGS and all contributions sent to the Art | ‘ acl ae 7 oenwe ” My dear, it won't be for your own sake, but your money's, that you h be married.” “Just so. On the same principle, you won't be married atall.” —Meggendorfer Blatter. Underberg BOONEKAMP Bitters Before the Christmas Dinner A “nip” will make it doubly good. Any meal sand- wiched in between two small glasses of “Underberg Bitters” is eaten with relish and digested with comfort. For the family. Enjoyable as a cocktail and better for you. ‘The tastiest of all bitters for sherry or mixed drinks ts “UNDERBERG.”” At all Hotels, Clubs and Restaurants, or by the bottle at Wine Merchants and Grocers. Rottled only by Hl. Underberg Al tnderg. Germany, since 1846. LUV HROTHENS, 204 William strect, New ‘York, Auta. comicbooks.com eteeecescecnecoonsessenesscsesasenensnseseosecosooen | Peececsssececoesooses: