Judge — December 8, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Hartford New York London HENRY LINDENMEYR & sons PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos, 2,94, and a8 Hirecker Street Rraneh Warehouse, 20 Ieekinan Strvet GUL Rise OF TareR MADE To URDE ork A woman will never admit she has cold feet except to her husband, and then she | doesn’t say so.—New York Press. CAPSULES BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS. cure of Blood Poison a Permanently Cured. on any part of falling out, write for prools of cures. t00-page Free. COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. ROMEIKE’S me yon clippings which may ay Mat tabject on chicken went to'be' "up to date? fer) per end. periosical of bag re in the patients, but my daughter will be most ‘pleased to give ademonstration of Postum | NEW DRINK TO REPLACE THE OLD- meso for some time past, and we feel sure it newspaper | contains wholesome food material. ude A BOSTON BABY, OF COURSE. The baby was soliloquizing. “These people about me,” it said wea- rily to itself, «show a shocking lot of lin- guistic impediments. They cannot say “railroad train," but instead have to make themselves inditferently understood by saying in a scarcely intelligible jargon, ‘ choo-choo tars.’ They cannot say * cloth- ing,’ but must say ‘coaties,’ Half the time it is almost impossible for me to gather their meaning. Accordingly, I have resolved upon a heroic course. At the risk of being totally misunderstood for the first few weeks, I shall begin to talk pure English, calling a horse a horse, in spite of the ‘click-clack’ vocabulary forced down my thr I shall begin to call a clock and a watch by their right | |names, and cut out the ‘tick-tick” they | seem able to understand. In short, I shall teach these people how to talk plainly if [I die in the attempt."—Chicago Daily News. bbott’s Angostura Bit vl nerves. Physicians prescri ters for the stomach LEGAL NEWS. In Independence, Kansas, the other day, | Hattie D. Shook obtained a divorce from} |John M. Shook, and John can now un- derstand just how it feels to be shook, Shake, Shook THE SWAGGER THING. “Tl ask him to Sunday with us.” “Ifyou do you'll make a fatal blunder. Ask him to weekend."—Courier-Four- nal. CROP STORIES. “Yes,” said a farmer near Detroit, the crops is poor this year, but you must remember that we had a poor growin’ season, “Tain’t always so, I remember when th’ corn used to grow twelve feet high, had ears two feet long, an’ four of ‘em made a bushel. “Yes, sir. An, one season th’ wheat | grew so high we had t’ cut it with a cross-| cut saw—Say! where are you fellers goin’ ?* |” But the group of listeners had escaped | into the dark and gloomy night.—Detroit News. NEW YEAR'S CALLS. TIME " APPLE-JACK.” Twenty-five years ago the custom of, making New Year's calls was a delight- ful one for all concerned, until some of the boys got more egg-nog ” or apple- jack” than they could successfully carry. Then the ladies tried to be charitable and the gentlemen tried to be as chival- rous as ever and stand up at the same time. If anyone thinks there has not been considerable improvement made in the last quarter of a century in the use of lalcoholic beverages, let him stop’ to con- sider, among other things, the fact that |the old custom of New Year's calls and |the genteel tippling is nearly obsolete. The custom of calling on one’s friends, however, at the beginning of the new ‘ar, is a good habit, and another good abit to start at that time is the use of, well-made Postum instead of coffee or spirits. A Staten Island doctor has a sensible daughter who has set Postum before her guests as a good thing to drink at Yule- ‘Tide, and a good way to begin the New Year. Her father writes : | “My daughter and I have used Postum “Tshall not only recommend it to my to our Christmas and New Year's callers.” Read“ The Road to Wellville,” in pack- |ages. “There's a reason.” Wilson - For guarartee of purity, see back \abel onevery baile: Andis WAY ‘THE CANDIDATE'S WOE. Of all sad words Of tongue or pen, The saddest are these : DRAMATIC. « What constitutes a first-class society drama ?” “Three acts, six gowns, and nine epi- grams.”"— Washington Herald. HE rich, creamy, antiseptic lather of Williams’ Shaving MANS ne Soap not only puts the beard in shape for easy shaving, but also leaves the skin soothed and refreshed. kind that won’t smart or dry on the face.” Williams’ Shaving Sticks and Shaviog Cakes sold exerywi 4 ¢ cents in stamps for a Williams” Shay 04 cake of Luxury Shaving Soap, trial size. (Enough tor Sabaven) . THE J. B, WILLIAMS COMPANY Dept. A., Glastonbury, Conn. 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