Judge — November 24, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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COMPLETE ‘WITHOUT LIQUEUR Peres Chartreux GREEN AND YELLOW— This famous cordial, now made at Tarra- gona, Spain, was for centuries distilled by the Carthuslan Monks (Péres Chartreux) ‘at the Monastery of La Grande Chartreuse, France, and known throughout the world 43 Chartreuse, The above eut represents the bottle and label employed in the putting up of the article since the Monks’ expul- fon from France, and it {s now known as Liqueur Peres Chartreux (the Monks, wowever, atill retain the right to use tho old bottle and label as well), distilled by the eame order of Monks, who have cuarded the secret of {ts manufacture for hundreds of years, and who alone possess a knowledge of the clementa of this dalicious step Wie Merci Cong, Fletets, Cotta, 8, Cas 4s Broadway, New York, N. Vy Sole Agente for United Staten” A WEALTH OF BEAUTIFUL HAIR If you have it, retain it— If you haven't it, secure it—by regular daily use of ED. PINAUD'S HAIR TONG (Eau de Quinine) Send 10, to pay postage and packing of a liberal sample. PARFUMERIE ED. Dept. 90. Ed. Pinaud Building, looking at you” CoOOR’S Lmperiad Ghampagne SHE NEVER PAYS. A chorus-gitl came into the Casino the other night with a nickel between her teeth. “Take the germy thing out of your mouth !" cried another girl. | «I will as soon as I can get rid of these bundles,” said the first. The conductor gave me iy change after I'd got my skirt all picked up.” + Do you mean to say you pay your, fare ?” exclaimed the second girl. “1 never do.” What, chorus. “Well, hardly ever,” she answered ; “ not more than once out of four times.” To the **How-do-you-do-its” of her mates she explained tat if you sat quite still and looked as it you had paid your fare when the conductor came by, usually he would pass on. “Never give up unless he asks you point blank, personally,” she cautioned. * But how can you manage on the sub- way ?" asked one of the girls. “1 can't.” she said. That's why I take the surface."—New York Tribune, never?” came a “ Pinafore” ‘WHIP-CRACKERS. “The French,” said the sailor, have whip-crackers competitions. A French cabby or trucker is as proud of his whip- crackin’ ability as a young man is of his drinkin’ powers. “There ain't no driver livin’ what can crack a whip like a Frenchman. Walkin’ along the streets of Paris is like walkin’ through a battle—on every side, bang, crack, biff! go the whips. The thing makes you mad. It scares you. It's as if a gun was continually bein’ shot off alongside of your ear. * But at the competitions it ain't only the loud cracks that count. They have artists there—men what can play a toon onawhip. Yes, sir, a toon, I've heard em. *T've heerd the * Mar-slays,’ and * Hia- watha,’ and * Foller On" played with whip- | cracks, and played as delicate, and sweet and lovely as the ear could wish to hear. |—Les Angeles Times JUST A SOFT MURMUR. A woman whose throat had troubled her for a long time grew impatient at the | slow progress she was making, and con- | sulted her doctor. “Madam, can never cure you of this throat trouble unless you stop talking and give your throat a complete rest,” said the medico, | Oh, doctor,” objected the patient, n't affect me! I'm v ‘THE MACHINE SMOKER. The department of agriculture em- ploys a machine to smoke cigars. It has four mouthpieces, in each of which a cigar is inserted, For ten seconds the smoke is drawn in, and is then puffed out, the process being repeated every half-minute, While the “inhaling” is going on, the| way in which the filling and the wrapper burn is carefully noted, the ash is ex- amined and the odor of the burning to. bacco observed. The plant from which each of the cigars is made is known, and the one that makes the best showing in |the competition is selected for planting. The test is proving an aid to the Ameri- can tobacco industry by teaching the farmers what kinds of tobacco to plant in order to receive the highest financial re- turns,—Exchange, | HER HOPELESS CASE. | «Her husband is wealthy ?" | oo Yes." | “And yet she is dissatisfied.” “That's just it. Why couldn't he be moderately wealthy? There is no possi- ble chance for her to live beyond that man’s income."—Courier-Fournat. do drink, d |p \\ Dk Tri, ou y ny MbIa “To the two National Fowls of Americal Theil td the Thor May we always have Me ey dice olawe Mee eerie Wea of he tert Whiskey ble Green Vabel, AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS noraterors Wate, HENTZ & CO. ‘New York WOMAN'S LOT. A (thinking 2f her miseries while she peels the 1t seems to be the lot of woman to be always —RFliegende Blatter. G . Gov't uarantees Every Dollar it Mints worth 100 Cents. It also guarantees our Whiskey which is Bottled in Bond | Is bottled under direct supervision of Gov't Officials and sealed by U. S. Treasury Dept’s “GREEN STAMP™— proof of its ag2 and purity. Sunny Brook was the only Whiskey ewarded Grand Prize and Gold Medal st St. Louls World's Fair. ‘Whiskies not Quaranteed by U. S. comicbooks.com