Judge — November 10, 1906 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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TA ofthe Relieves all SANTAL CAPSULES BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS. sade the cure of Blood Poison a Blood Poison Permanently Cured. sted at home under same guar Sio,000., We solicit the most Ii you have exhausted the old ‘treatment and still have aches * Mucous Patches mm Mouth, “Sor Cutis A Jonah necopaper tc be “up to date tance in the OMEIKE’S re rms: $540 for St Union Soue NY udpe AN AUTUMN SYMPHONY. Such a pretty legend this : at long ere man had birth, A mighty silence reigned supreme Orr all the verdured earth ; | And none but gods were here to feel The grandeur of the “ still.” And naught but earth and air and sea Had known the Maker's will. Then on a day, beneath the spell Of sweet autumnal skies— When all the air was amber-hued, The leaves in strangest guise “Gan fluttering down- down, ‘Til all the trees were bare— Each tiny leaf-bairn in the grove The exodus must share. And all around a tapestry Of wondrous tints was spread, And all around in disarray The sweet leaves lay as dead ; The gods, compassionate, looked them o'er— The bonnie, pretty things | And straightway to each tinted leaf Gave light and willing wings ; Then such a chorus as was heard ! Nor earth, nor air, nor sea | Has ever since an echo borne Of rarer minstrelsy.—AMJargaret N, Goodnow in Chicago Record-Herald. ANECDOTE OF HUME. A jocular bequest of David Hume to |his friend John Home was curious, Home liked claret and disliked port, call- |ing it poison, and the two friends had many discussions on the subjec also used to have disputes t k ay of spelling thelr common family name. ‘The philos- opher, about a fortnight before his death, wrote with his own hand the following codicil to his wil Leave to my friend, Mr. John Home, jof Kilduff, ten dozen of my old claret at his choice and one single bottle of that liquor called port. I also leave him six dozen of port provided that he attests | under his hand, signed John Hume, that |he himself alone finished that bottle at |two sittings. By this concession he will at once terminate the only two differ- ences that ever arose between us con- cerning temporal matters."—Exchange. It takes a lot of common sense to get a man out of the trouble a little nonsense got him into.—Chicaro News. AGED AND RESPECTED With character and merit. The spirit of Kentucky hospitality; the essence of good cheer. The best whiskey for all uses. Gold medals at New Orleans, 1885 ; Chicago. 1893; Paris, 1900; a ind Prize, highest award, at World's Fair, “St. Louis. 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Te will be a triple number in colors, and as handsome as the best art and JUDGE'S 26th ° CHRISTMAS NUMBER printing can make it. The cover is the work of JAMES MONT- GOMERY FLAGG~one of his cleverest and most fetching designs. There will be upward of sixteen pages in color, and a laughable double - page Christmas fancy by DATED DECEMBER 22 "Zim." Judge's entire staff of con- tributors have collaborated on the re&t of the book. Daggy has some quaint things both in color and black- and-white. Taylor and Sarka and all the old Judge favorites are there. Then there is FLAGG'S NERVY NAT—what kind of a Christmas would it be without Nervy? And Flagg has some funny things in black- and-white also. As for writers—they are all in the Christmas Judge—all the real funny fellows. There is Gillilan, Nesbit, Ellis Parker Butler, Kiser, Lampton, Pitzer, John Kendrick Bangs, and many more ; and Judge himself will try his hand on two or three little things. For instance, Judge will deliver a few opinions from the bench, being his twenty-sixth Christmas address to Christians, heathens, New Yorkers, and editors—not to speak of husbands, wives, and any others who may be present. You'may try to be happy without the Christmas Judge. But what's the use of courting failure when it will only cost you, to succeed properly, = 25 ¢ 5 Cents the trifling sum of comicbooks.com