Judge, 1906-11-10 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 10, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains primarily **advertisements and short humorous anecdotes** rather than political cartoons requiring historical context. The main satirical content includes: **"NOT 'WE'"** – A joke mocking Senator Spooner of Wisconsin for claiming credit ("we") when his guide actually shot what turned out to be a calf, not game. The humor targets pretentious claim-taking. **Football rules joke** – Satirizes how "new" safety rules haven't actually reduced injuries; the boy still gets equally hurt. **Other brief jokes** about language etiquette, popular songs, and nervous troubles. The page is dominated by **product advertisements**: Gillette razors, Evans Ale, Ed. Pinaud's Hair Tonic, and notably a **New York Central "20th Century Limited" train advertisement** emphasizing speed and luxury amenities (Pullman cars, dining, telegraph service). For modern readers: this represents typical early 1900s magazine content—light social satire mixed with heavy advertising, reflecting the era's consumer culture and genteel humor focused on social pretension rather than political commentary.
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PINAUD'S (Eau de Quinine) HAIR TONIC the immediate benefits that follow, | nd INAUD | New York | HAIR TONIC yy, rink champagne because i's good, | sure to drink the * Brotherhood.” you drink it for a bluff, mported is good enough. * wine says the rest. | be more particular in your choice of pro- |telling the doctor, and liked it fine; uae NOT “WE.” | Senator Spooner, of Wisconsin, accord- ing to the Milwaukee Sentinel, is a suc- cessful hunter of big game. On one ray, and was out looking for bear or deer, when Murray suddenly threw up his rifle and fired. The senator saw an animal fall heavily and called, « We've got him 1 .is time, * Bill” “We !" sneered the guide. no we about it. I killed ough.” Quickly making their to where their quarry lay, they found a fine speci- men of Jersey calf. “+ We've killed somebody's calf !" yelled the guide. Senator Spoon look and said “ There's him plain gave him a withering William, you should nouns. + We’ isn’t adapted to this par- ticular instance THE NEW FOOTBALL RULES. “How do these new football rules compare with the old ones * Well, last season at this time my boy had a stiff neck, a bruised head and a twisted ankle. “This year he has a sprained wrist, a broken rib and a lot of wrenched tendons. I guess the rules are about the same.” nd Plain Dealer. ALL ABOARD! “Something new for a fad,” said the manager. “A fur garment tor house lounging. Ought to hit the ladies, eh 2” “It might,"" responded the proprietor doubttully, if we had a good, catchy name for it. “TL have it. rier-Fournal. The eskimona !" — Cow. SHE MURDERS IT. “ How long is the life of the average | aalled popular song 2” ill the girl who lives next duor to us gets hold of it."— Houston Jost. A SAYING. Verily I say unto you: Fortune sel dom frowneth on him that humpeth hin self along on her trail. — Jeremiah Toppa. IT’S THE FOOD. THE TRUE (VAY TO CORRECT TROUBLES, NERVOUS, Nervous troubles are more often set by improper food and indigestion than mest people imagine, Even «oc- tors sometimes overlook this fact. A man says: | * Until two years ago wafites and but- ter with meat and gravy were the main features of my breakfast. Finally dys- pepsia came on and I found myself in a bad condition, worse in the morning than any other time, I would have a full, | sick feeling in my stomach, with pains in my heart, sides and head. “At times I would have no appetite | for days, then 1 would feel ravenous, never satisfied when I did eat and so| nervous I felt like shrieking at the top of | jmy voice. I lost flesh badly and hardly | knew which way to turn until one day I bought a box of Grape-Nuts food to see if 1 could eat that. I tried it without made me feel as if 1 had something to eat that was satisfying, and still I didn't have that heaviness that [ had felt after eating any other food. “Thadn't drank any cotfee then in five weeks. I kept on with the Grape-Nuts | Jand in a month and a half I had gained fifteen pounds, could eat almost anything |T wanted, didn't feel badly after eating, and my nervousness was all gone. It's a pleasure to be well again,” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the book, «The Road to Wellville,” in packages. ‘There's @ reason. pome S PRUDENTIAL jimas THe f STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR Admiral Togo’s Signal at the decisive battle of the Sea of Japan was: «The destiny of our Empire depends upon this action, You are all expected to do your utmost.” —_ Every father is expected to do his utmost for his family, and that's why so many take out Life Insurance. Policies Issued on all Write for Intormation. The Prudential Insurance Co. of America. Incorporated as a Stock Company by the JOHN F. DRYDEN, President HOME OFFICE, Newark, N. J. New Jersey “THE 20TH CENTURY LIMITED’’ Fastest Long Distance Train in the World, 960 Miles in 18 Hours, Via the “America’s Greatest Railroad” This magnificent train is equipped with Pullman cars of the very latest design and has all the special features which have made the New York Central service so deservedly popular. Barber, Fresh and Salt Water Baths, Valet, Ladies! Maid, Manicure, Stock and Market Reports, Telephone, Stenographer, etc. A dozen other fast trains between + NEW YORK, BOSTON AND BUFFALO, DETROIT, CLEVELAND, COLUMBUS, CINCINNATI, INDIANAPOLIS, CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS, the West and Southwest. C.F. DALY, Passenger Trae Manager, New York. comicbooks.com