Judge — November 3, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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uape ASK FOR In Montclair, New Jersey, the other day, the friends of a local butcher gave and see that/him a Noah's ark party. Each guest brought an animal, or a bird, or a rep- le, d all d | he you get [ie an eee aE ie eee Quickly- Smoothly known, but it may be doubtful if the animal shower will ever become a pop- ular social function, Of course, if the creatures were all of the happy family Oo order they might be endured for a time, but no man wants to lose his balance by stepping on a sleeping turtle, or stum- bling over a basking alligator. Nor has he any desire to come into collision with | ‘ a hard-headed goat, or to enjoy a fond Very likely this New Jersey butcher California has the same beauty no matter —— could give some interesting details con- what season you go there, but cerning his Noachian visitation—details * ‘a Sold everywhere in| that would show that we haven't half ap- I h | L t bottles. Ni 1g Preciated the debt we owe Captain Noah e ver an Im! e ottles, Never sola) and his gallant crew.— Cleveland lain in bulk, Dealer. is the feature train of the west. Its equipment was especially —— designed, and affords the traveller every convenience and sere tn Be PLINY ON GEMS. every luxury—Electric lights in each berth—A first-class roll- Leek Se: Wordi st T Ris Red Pilaydéelared that a diamead saa de ing hotel from end to end. This beautiful train is a H B.KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers,N.Y. | nard that if placed on an anvil and struck ably nos weeny or somal: meckiy.: tt Jeares’ Coleago - with a sledge-hammer it would give back | ¢ 4 i WISE TO HIS JOB. a blow of such force as to shiver both Union Pacific—Southern Pacific “Why did you put that sign + Paint ‘| anvil and hammer to pieces. ‘on the door ?” asked the angry proprietor.| Another of his wonderful tales states Bot lami ated Calitoenis bookiet,raise) hotel informa- jon, ete., address “The man across the street put a sign| that “on the shore of the island of Cyprus on his yesterday, and I don’t want him| there was a stone lion having eves formed L. LOMAX, C. P. A. tu get ahead of us,” replied the new] of emerald, which shone so brightly that Omaha, Neb. clerk. all the fishes were ingloriously frightened «But this door was painted two years] away. The fishermen accordingly pulled ago.” the emeralds out and put in glass eyes “My dear sir,” said the disgusted | instead, whereupon the wise fishes be- clerk, “if you intend to annoy and im-|came bolder and returned to their ac-| —— : pede me in my efforts to bring your store|customed nets."— Fewelers’ Circular | yy MISS, INCOGMIA or, Ae Experiment in tore.” | Muggsby —* Why does the patrol. up to date I shall resign at once. The| Hedly. Macon, Georgia. wagon ey indy Ro to the bre: ‘ door was painted two years ago. The ee fagesby— To see that the progress paint is still there. My ign calls atten- FOLK LORE. Advertise in Fudge. |ot the flames is arrested." —Daily News. tion to it without making the claim that] Every time a man starts sliding down the paint is fresh, hill the people along the way rush out And thus began the career of a famous| with their oil cans to grease the track.— expert witness, — Cleveland Press Lindsborg News. 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