Judge — October 27, 1906 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE NEW MOTHER GOOSE. Written by SE. Kiser and dedicated to voce. MAGAZINE ANNOUNCEMENTS. HE following new magazines are (not) scheduled to appear this fall The Village Magazine—To be published simul- taneously in all the hamlets in the country each week. One of the principal features will be a staff of fifty edit- ors at Luther Burbank’s home in California to correctly LD Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard 'o get her poor dog a bone ; But when she got there she forgot all the care That a moment before she had known. The dog sat behind the old lady and whined, But he couldn't induce her to budge. At the first peep inside she laughed till she cried— She'd discovered a copy of Jupcr. report his doings The Daily Monthly—As its name indicates, the Daily Monthly will contain all the features of an ordi- nary monthly magazine, but will be published every day in the year, Price will be placed at ten cents a copy for Old King! ate was a aarp aad sonal a starter, but will be raised to fifteen cents as soon as ‘And a merry old soul was he. the circutation warrants it. He threw down his pipe and he upset his bow!— azine for the major portion It was Jupoe that had filled him with glee. Kids—A monthly ma of our population. Ads will concentrate its 262 pages of reading-matter on the buying, selling, making and eating of candy—for this is what the children are the Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Nibbling a piece of fudge ; But that was not.why there was mirth in his eye— He possessed a late copy of Juvor. most interested in. The Fanitors Fournal—Devoted to the joys, sor- rows, trials, tribulations and victories of the janitor. Official organ of the International Janitors’ Jolliers Asso- ciation. Jack and Jill went up the hill Surcease of Sorrow —Designed for those suffering To fetch a pail of water. with magazinenia. When you have read all the maga- “The moments passed. Jill's ma at last zines and feel that life is not worth the living, Surcease Exclaimed, “Oh, where's my daughter?” of Sorrow will give you relief, It will contain 192 full- sized blank pages. and forth did trot, n in a shady Nook, where the boy, with keenest joy, SUCH A DIFFERENCE! Read JUDGE jokes to the lady. MANY funerals had occurred in the little town where Mildred lives—a fact which evidently had made an impression upon the child, Mrs, Hendee reproved her small daughter for some act of disobedience, say- ing, Thi \ere was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise. He always wore a smile instead Of heaving foolish sighs. Mildred, 1 should think you would be ashamed to be so naughty. Bess is not so."* I don’t see how you can expect me to be as good as Bess,” was the child’s prompt retort.“ Her father is a minister and mine is only a pall-bearer. And when the people asked him why He never did repine— ++ It's Juve,” said he, “that gladdens me; ‘There's fun in every line.” _ : A SEEKER. but soun, a SS MAMMA,” wept the little bo is for my own good.” The mother explained carefully and patiently the hope she had that the spanking just administered would be of great moral effect, and wound up with the soothing and consol- ing statement, “That is what mammas are for—to watch over their lit- tle children and punish them when they deserve it.” “Did grandmamma ever spank you 2?" “When I deserved it— NOT YET, BUT SOON. OT y The big coal-bills And winter's chil And winter's ills, And winter's medicine and pills, Will come apace ; But—take a brace. Itis Not yet, but soon, I don't see where tha Not yet, but soon, ‘The steam too low, The frozen toe, ‘The tale of woe, Due to the slippery, sliding snow, The ice and slush Come with a rush. Ttis Not yet, but soon. y Not yet, but soon, Th The lights turned low, stletee, “And did her mamma spank her “Yes, “And did everybody's mamma spank everybody ? + Who spanked Adam and Eve?” HER VIEW OF PROS- PERITY. ight’s we'll let summer go— vane with glee stmas-tree. Not yet, but ILLEGAL, Ethel—«That sixteen year-old boy asked me to mar- L-— sabi itn Lace = 23 z Mrs. Hoyle— Aren't you him,” y over the improvement in sl FIRST THE STONE AGE, THEN THE IRON AGE, THEN THE happy over the improvemen Edith— And you threw AUTO AGE. THEN <> your husband's business ? him over?” Kino Wootyreer (of Hoolyhoolyland)—'* Hey, you crook-neck squash, you! Mrs. Doyle—"Well, hard- Ethel—« Yes ; told him it where are all the rest of my subjects? Why are you not all here, solcanrun ly. It has made it necessary was vag «law the royal throne-car over your impious necks ?"" cane sntvands ‘i was against the law to catch Prostrate supject—" Excellent majesty, you know we have just had our _—*fF him to advertise for a sten lubsters so young. Vanderbilt-cup race, and | am all that’s left of your subjects who attended.” ographer. comicbooks.com