Judge — October 27, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Champagne & course! AClub-Cocktail ASRQOTTLED DeLicHT pisseur's stre t nd ac emity in the flave of his favorite drink. of unifermly good TAILS. Bar cocktails are slap-dash guesswork —giext by accident, bad by rule—but never th or uniform to a cultivated taste. CLUB COCKTAILS are scientifically blended choic Aand mellowed t licious flavor and ar Insist on CLUB. One pcktail — CLU Seven Varieties OF All Goad Grocers and Deale G.F, HEUBLEIN & BRO, Sole Pi Hartioed New Vo ‘THE POACHER Lnowle nly Address PICTURE DEPARTMENT, JUDGE CO, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Trade sypplicd by Anderson Moga rine Co. ey | been killed at work he would VALUABLE STATISTICS. If the Niagara Falls were composed of beer instead of water it would fill a stein holding 25,234,720,000 quarts every hour. A man to lift and drink this stein would needs be 353,186,080 211 feet tall. A man of Louie Gleims capacity could drink an hour's flow of the falls in 1,097,- 161,739 days 2 hours and 52 minutes. Allowing that it takes 14 steins to make aman tight on beer and 18 to get him spiflicated, an hour's flow of th cated for two days and make the entire Mongolian race tight for a week. The calculations are based on the supposition that the beer would be drawn solid and that the foam would be in proportion to the mist rising above the falls. If all the rice raised in the United States in 1906 were to he made into ciga- e papers there would be enough to roll ettes, which would cause Lucy Page Gaston to employ 19 assistants, If all the noses on all the human beings in the world were one nose, it would be 3.870.104 agate lines from tip to . andl 793.61§,107,131 agate lines from upper lip to the tip. It could smell onions cooking on the fixed star Algeneb, pro vided the hay fever in 44.69 01 1 per cent. of the nose did not affect the entire nose. If all the buckwheat batter used in the nineteenth congressional district of New York in the months of November, Decem- ber and January, 1905, were paste, it | would be sufficient to put up 23.492 337 twenty-sheet circus posters, which would cover all but 17 miles and 23 yards of the great wall of Chin If all the kangaroos in Australia were Jone kangaroo, it could jump from Cape |Wales, “Australia, to Christianshaab, Greenla one jump. If it should Jalight with both feet on Christianshaal |glacier it would start a wave that would do $21,311,145 damage to shipping and docks at Reykjarik, Iceland, — Chicago | Tribune MARK OF FAVOR. | Joe Mowbray, who was building chimney at the Westwood church, Kal- kuska, having raised it to the height of twenty-five feet, and run out of brick, de. | scended to the ground, He had scarcely | done so when lightning struck the church. The point where Joe would have been, had he remained, was that at which the bolt did some of its worst work. Joe feels | grateful tor being out of brick, as had he ways have thought Providence dissatistied with the job, and Joe prides himself that no man this side of Jordan can build a better chimney than’ he.— Detroit News THE BOSTON BOARDER. 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