Judge, 1906-10-20 · page 15 of 16
Judge — October 20, 1906 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and promotional content** for Judge Company's photogravure prints, with several humorous anecdotes scattered throughout. The main comic stories are brief sketches: 1. **"The Hen's Quinine"** — A senator hears a tall tale about a hen that ate quinine pills, then supposedly laid exceptional eggs that cure malaria and chills. It's folksy rural humor mocking exaggerated patent-medicine claims. 2. **"Merely Getting Acquainted"** — A mother scolds her son for fighting; he protests he was "only getting acquainted with the new neighbor's children." Light domestic comedy about childhood mischief. 3. Brief one-liners about tough beef and a final request from a dying correspondent. The page advertises Judge's picture department, showcasing photogravure prints available for purchase (titles like "With This Ring I Thee Wed," "The Wasp's Nest," "The Spendthrift"). There's also an ad for **Old Crow Rye whiskey** and other vintage products. The centerpiece is announcement of Judge's "Twenty-sixth Thanksgiving Number" coming November 20th.
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had just finished.a little tale about feed- and see that} ing morphine to a pointer pup and watch- | —— Jing him dream, when, according to the u get Memphis Commercial Appeal, Represen-| you get Ment a | “ Senator, your dog reminds me of my hen. Needing quinine one day, as we often do in the bottom, I mixed up an ounce of the drug with molasses and rolled it out into pills. Leaving the stuff| C O W to dry on the front porch, I went into the house. “ Returning, { saw the last of my pills swallowed by my hen. “Of course, I thought her silly head would burst wide open. She simply com- menced cackling, and has been | = two eggs a day ever since. And do | know, Senator, those eggs are the best chill tonic on the market. One of them | taken internally will knock the spots from | bottles. Never sold | any case of malaria in the state, and in bulk. shaking ague can't stand before ‘em an hour after they are eaten. I keep that Look for Word “YE” in Red hen dosed, I do. H.B.KIRK &CO.,SoleBottlers,N.Y.| — serexy cerrinc ACQUAINTED. + Now, Tommy,” said the fond mother, . ALAS! “you remember what I told you about A little conscience is a dangerous | fghting, and here you are with blood and thing.—Somerville Journal. dirt on your face, and your clothes torn.” But ma, I wasn’t fighting,” replied ENRY LINDENMEYR & Tommy. “i was onl; acquainted ixth :PER WAREHOUSE win the nen nopibors Shida My Twenty-sixt Milwaukee Sentinel, avimane |ThNanksgiving Number ER Ghia ue can “Here, waiter ; this beef is fierce. It A few copies of the first edition of isn’t fit for a dog to eat Will be published November 20th. THIS AND THAT ABOUT || «. Then don't eat it."— Cleveland Press. CARICATURE — Ry Zist, are still available. Upon receipt A LAST REQUEST. of $1.50, this clever litle book will Be A081] Ave would bye glad to. hear from the JUDGE COMPANY ny address, postage prepaid. a Bradshaw correspondent again before we JUDGE COMPANY, Wi die.—Salem (Virginia) Times-Register.|\225 Fourtit AVENUE New York QtEFESEAAASESSESESSESAE SESS OSESESESESES SEER ESE E SEO SEER SSAESESEESESSESEESESS ESET FESESSEESESSIEESOSESSEPESE SESS ¢ Sold everywhere in JUDGE HELPED TO GROW THIS PUMPKIN. Last advertising forms close November 12th. Arran Jastrs Mowrcos Arran Axtuoxy Guaxixo Arren Jastes Monoomeny FLace ee € ¢ ba By oT e < ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ $ ¢ « 4 Py t Py ¢ ¢ + = + € ito tms Ring I Goer BW ine = Copy right, 1006, by Judge Co. Copyright, 1u:t, by Jadge Co. nie ee Is Photogravure, 14x 19—One Dollar 1 r THE POACHER WITH THIS RING I THEE WED Copyright, 1906, by Judge Co. Photogravure, 14 x 19—Seventy-fiv HOLDING HANDS WATCH OUR Arran Janes Mowtcomeny Face PICTURE ADS. EVERY month we are bringing out new subjects in photogravure or photogelatine, beautifully finished on heavy art plate paper. Worth framing and keeping. Every pidure we offer is a Story in itself. Study them. 2 2 3 Arrex Jans Moxtoomrny FLaca Ask us to put you on our mailing list Address PICTURE DEPT., JUDGE CO. Copyright, Judge Co., 1996 : E 225 FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK Photogravure, 11 x 14—Fifty Cents Copyright, Jadge Co., 1905 ——- 4 ‘a Photogravure, 14x 19—One Dollar rrade supplied inderson Magarine Co. THE WASP’S NEST THE SPENDTHRIFT Pree Psion Sowa Torts ESTES GI PSII SSOTSTSSSTETESTSSIG FS SITTTTS TSS STOS: RESSASAAA AAR anmnadaneamenmanaas ws FSTICIIITFTSTETTGS ISIS IGIFITSIIISTITTSTDTIISTT TP IE STII GOOD GTFIGIIBTDIIIGTSIIGGIIIGTITTGIIIGIIIGIFIFIGIII GIG comicbooks.com