Judge — October 13, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

hid oir HUNTER BALTIMORE RYE 1S THE WHISKEY OF REFINED TASTE. THE CONNOISSEUR'S FIRST CHOICE. cates and by jobbers, SON baltimore, Mae HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS” PAPER WAREHOUSE If you drink champ: You're sure to drink the * Brotherhood,” But if you drink it for a bluff, Then imported is good enough. The wine says the rest. SAD. It is a sad thing to have love die be- fore the last installment on the furniture is paid,—Somerville Fournal, TARRH ‘Caras BLADDER. Relieves all BLOOD POISON £OR MORE THAN TwENTY YEARS the cure of Blood Poison a Permanently Cared. len, Copper-Colored Spots, Ulcers qriaay,part of the body, Hae ot Lyeorows {ching out, write for prools of cures. 100 page Book Free. COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. | gled” | favor, spred, an unsuccessful literary life. thropic wuapge MITFORD, THE MISSPELLER. An English paper calls attention to an early spelling reformer. Of Mitford, the historian of Greece, Macaulay wrote : “Mitford piques himself on spelling better than any of his neighbors, and this is not only in ancient names, which he mangles in defiance both of cus- tom and reason, but in the most ordi- nary words of the English language.” In Mitford's history the following “ man- words may be found: Controul, studdy, labored, labor, endevored, littera- ture, maroding, iland, pronuntiation, florish, etc. ** Why don’t you spell your name ‘Feilding,’ as your family does, not ‘ Fielding’ ?” said Lord Denbigh to his relative, the author of “Tom Jones." The answer was tri- umphani, “For the very good reason that [am the first of the family that could spell A delightful aromatic for all wine, spirit and soda beverages—Abbott’s Angostura Bitters. FACILITATING BILL SENDING. Yeast. 1 see mail packages are to be whirled through pneumatic tubes at the rate of seven hundred miles in thirty minutes.” Grimsonbeak—« Gracious | Don't they think we get out bills quick enough already ?"—Exchang WHAT HE WANTED CUT. The barber—* Hair cut, sir?” The victim—« Yes ; and conversation. Cut both !"— Yonkers Statesman, LOOSE TEETH MADE SOUND BY EATING GRAPE-NUTS. Proper food nourishes every part of| the body, because Nature selects the dif- ferent materials from the food we eat, to build bone, nerve, brain, muscle, teeth, etc. All we need is to eat the right kind of| food slowly, chewing it well—our digest- ive organs take it up into the blood and the blood carries it all through the body, to every little nook and corner. If some one would ask you, «Is Grape- Nuts good for loose teeth ?” you'd prob- ably say, "No, I don’t see how it could be." But a woman in Ontario writes : «For the past two years I have used Grape-Nuts Food with most excellent re- sults, It seems to take the place of med- ine in many ways, builds up the nerves ani restores the health generally. +A little Grape-Nuts taken before re- tiring soothes my nerves and gives sound sleep.” (Because it relieves irritability of the stomach nerves, being a predi- gested food.) * Before { used Grape-Nuts my teeth were loose in the gums, They were so bad I was afraid they would some day all fall out. Since 1 have used Grape- Nuts I have not been bothered any more with loose teeth, « All desire for pastry has disappeared and I have gained in health, weight and happiness since I began to use Grape- Nuts.” Name given’ by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Get the famo tle book, “The Road to Wellville, packages. ‘* There's a reason.” EVILS OF AUTHORSHIP. The London Tribune tells a story of A philan- isitor asked a resident of the penitentiary, * What brought you here, my friend “Unsuccessful authorship, ma'am," answered the man in cell 444. “How could there be anything crimi- nal in that? Please explain.” “ [was busily engaged on a little work on the national currency, when the secret- service men swooped down on me and caught me with the tools in my hand.” Wilson - For quarartee of purity, see back \abel onevery baile Wat's WM Arrax James Mowrcostery FLAce Pears “There’s no place like home,” and no soap like Pears. Pears’ Soap is found in millions of homes the world over. Sold everywhere. Copyright, 1906, by Judge Co. Photogravure, 14219 75 CENTS HOLDING HANDS Lite Cupid above and his pupil beneath, both holt ibe hands are ery, dierent, bat he eect inte sametime stands GENTLEMEN WHO DRESS FOR STYLE NEATNESS, AND COMFORT ‘WEAR THE IMPROVED. 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