Judge — September 8, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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This is the ed in the United States, and thousands have teftied in writing that it has eher made of saved them money. “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for three mont! trial i “Leslie's Weekly” for $1.00, eabich will ie right to free an- swers fo. ony questions rap. Se oe ne wht Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. Saale A CITY CHAPS AFTER-VACATION | COUNTRY CONFESSIONS. (Continued from tenth page.) of the country that you ever looked at. You hardly sat down to rest yourself when they got familiar right away. The ants insisted on going through your pock- ets and the bugs kept walking in and out of your ears or neck as if looking for some missing friend. I didn't mind their walking around the veranda of my ear, but when they endeavored to go down into the basement then i raised my hand in protest. In conclusion I can only say that there is only one thing that beats going to the country, and that's—coming home. P,P, rrTaER, WHY IT COULD NOT. “Hey !"" yelled the stevedore, «handle that gunpowder careful. “ W'at's wrong wid it ?” demanded Fin- negan and Flanagan, who had hold of it. “Don't you know,” replied the steve- dore, “that some of that same powder exploded last year an’ blowed up ten men?” ure, that couldn't happen now,” replied Finnegan, “fur there's only two of us here. mo Philadel hia Press. If you need a bracer in the morning try a glass of soda and a little of Abbott’s Angostura Bitters. You'll be surprised how it will brighten you up. ORATORY CLASSIFIED. One of the London weeklies laments the decay of oratory in the House of Com- mons. An observer has classified the styles of parliamentary speaking thus : “Haw - haw” style, the“ hum-and- haw" style and the “he-haw” style. The first, he says, is used by the haughty gentlemen who loll in triumph on the treasury bench ; the second distinguishes the utterances of the keen and watchful gentlemen on the front opposition bench, while the third sort fairly describes the effort of the private member.— Exchange. GOOD AND HARD, RESULTS OF EXCESSIVE COFFEE DRINKING. It is remarkable what suffering some persons put up with just to satisfy an ap- petite for something. ‘A Michigan woman says : “I had been using coffee since I was old enough to have a cup of my own at the table, and from it I have suffered agony hundreds of times in the years past. «« My trouble first began in the form of | bilious colic, coming on every few weeks and almost ending my life. At every at- tack for eight years I suffered in this way. [used to pray for death to relieve me from my suffering. I had also at- tacks of sick headache, and began to suffer from catarrh of the stomach, and of course awful dyspepsia. «For about a year I lived on crackers and water. Believing that coffee was the cause of all this suffering, I finally quit it and began to use Postum Food Coffee. It agreed with my stomach, my troubles have left me and i am tast gain- ing my health under its use. “No wonder I condemn coffee and tea. No one could be in a much more critical condition than I was from the use of coffee. Some doctors pronounced it gancer, others ulceration, but none gave me any relief, But since I stopped coffee and began Postum I am getting wéll so fast 1 can heartily recommend it for all who suffer as I did.” Tame given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, « The*Road to Wellville.” “ There's a reason.” Drop it, kick it, or if you can think of a more severe test of salety, please make st — we accept any challenge. 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