Judge, 1906-09-01 · page 12 of 16
Judge — September 1, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political cartoons. The main satirical elements include: **"Bubbles" Section**: A collection of brief, cynical quips mocking human nature—hypocrisy about marriages and morality, the absurdity of business (Venice street contracts), and economic irony (expensive things valued highly simply because they cost more). The tone is light social commentary typical of turn-of-century American humor magazines. **Notable Jokes**: One anecdote jokes that a jury couldn't believe a boss would be rude to an employee, suggesting workplace mistreatment was so common it seemed implausible in court. Another mocks a man's boss for not granting him a funeral day—gallows humor about labor indifference. **"Jasper's Hints to Money-makers"**: Advertises Leslie's Weekly's financial advice column, positioning it as reliable investment guidance. The page is dominated by advertisements for whiskey, pianos, foot powder, and patent medicines—typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. No specific political figures or events are satirized here.
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MEN MAY COME AND MEN MAY GO | ing, nervous feet and tai . | corns and bunions. Allen's Foot. PIANOS *SOHMER -CECILIAN" Inside Players, logue maled co epplicanion, SOHMER & a COMPANY New YorK. wd tie you drink champagne because it’s good, You're sure to drink the * Brotherhood.” But if you drink it as a bluff, Then imported is good enough. The wine says the rest. BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS cooK REMEDY Co. 1680 MASONK. TEMPLE, —Chicage, MIL, U. $. A. J out ? uae BUBBLES. Some folks try so hard to be lucky that they have nothing but hard luct.. | There are sermons in stones, but in | wooden churches also. The minister who is kept busy marry- | ing seems to be tied to a hitching-post ‘A contract to water the streets would be no sinecure in Venice. Railroad hands are not always seeking revenge when they turn the tables. Remember, when you cast reflections, you may be standing in your own light. No doubt, among Indians, one of the chief topics of conversation is the squaw. Cash may be hard, but it’s a soft snap to fall into a fortune. That's usually dearest Which brings a good price ; Though a bargain 's a bargain, It's sometimes a vice. When a man sells his daughter, “ How wicked !" we say, But it’s proper enough When he gives her away. + Philadelphia Bulletin. JURY WAS EXPERIENCED, «Flatman, I hear you were arrested the other day for insulting and brow- heating a janitor, How did you come + Lwas tried for it and acquitted.” “On the ground that i was justifi- able ‘To; the jury couldn't be made to believe ‘such a thing was possible.”"— Chicago Tribune, Fimmy—" Wouldn't the boss let you off to go to your grandmudder's funeral 2” Johnny — even give me a day to go to my own. New York Sun. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures painful, smart. iy takes the sting out of | Ease makes tight or | new shoes feel easy. Itza certain cure for awea {lgas wwolen, tired, aching leet. Try ry ts and Shoe Stores. By mail for 25 Nampa “Dew acct any rdatitute, Vor FRE age, also Free Sampleot the nitar CORN PAD, invention, address, Allen 8. Olm- sed, Le Roy, NV | mere oe PARIS III “ Jasper’s Hints to Money- makers Do you ever make investments in Wall Sueet securities? Do you ever bey or sell stocks of bonds? If s0, do not fail toread " Jaspers Hints to Money-makers'" week in * Leslie's Weekly," in which hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the io reliable financial department publich- ~ ed im the United States, and thousards have teftied im writing that it has either made of saved them money. 4 Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly * at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in ¥. three mont! trial subscription to “Leslie's Weekly” for $1.00, aobich will give you the right to free an- swers to ai questions per ohn hartge Uap Address Judee Company, 225 Fourth Avenve, New York Se) Wison- Whe only winskey thot paces a compete, quavarkeed analysis on each wevery, beltle- Seeback \abel ! Thal All! Japan has been seals, probably mistaking the whiskery creatures for Russians.—Ex. Pears’ A soft, white skin gives charm to the plainest fea- tures, Pears’ Soap has a mes- sage of beauty for every woman who values a clear complexion. Sold wherever stores are found. annexing American | TAR-HEEL OPTIMISM. It looks like, in spite of politics, the | rabbit-hunting business will be fine this | year.— Fayetteville Observer. |ROMEIKE'S me Tres ng (Soese |eeay sic United Sta rt fore . Terms ie oh pc will ake Kyra | 100 notices. HENRY LINDENMEYIt & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE 100,000 Gaicntavens comet nts | Francisto,, We teach you in lew weeks. Union cari Suaranteed, Free catalonue. | (COYNE BROS. TRADE SCHOOLS, St.Louis New York: 239 10th Ave. JUDGES LINRARY, A MAGAZINE of FUN SEPTEMBER NUMBER NOW READY. The Judge Company publishes the only humorous monthly magazine in America. The Magazine of Fun (formerly Judge’s Library) has shown a remarkable growth during the past year, and is now read by more than a quarter of a million persons monthly. Each issue usually contains as many as twelve original humorous articles and thirty pages of pictures. September number now on sale on all news-stands, 10 cents a copy. 225 Fourth Avenue : JUDGE COMPANY ’ NEW YORK comicbooks.com