Judge — August 18, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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These proprietors employ from one to ten assistants, probably.an average of four, a total of 89,000, and a grand total of 100,000 BARBERS Each one of these tonsorial artists probably shaves five customers daily. These customers while they wait enjoy the columns of Judge, making a circulation along this one line of THREE MILLIONS A WEEK This is only the State of New York we are talking about. * Judge bas an equally wide circulation in every State in the Union, in Canada, and, in fact, the world over. Judge is read, re-read, handled and passed around, until it has to be immersed in the sterilizer, along with all the rest of the barbers’ paraphernalia. And Judge will stand a pressure of sixteen pounds of steam to the square inch, and emerge gay and smiling as ever. A Word fo the Wise Adver- tiser Should. 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