Judge — August 4, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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SSS UTY—that's about ali that makes foreign cham- pagnes cost double the price of COOKS Ghampagne Ship freight cuts some figure, but it is mostly duty. It’s your duty to prove the superiority of the American product. For 22 AGARS *MADE AT KEY WEST/= CONSIDER. No man should go into the business of raising hens for a living without stopping to consider seriously whether or not he can afford it —Somerville Fournal. The ironmaster is often more than the foreman of a laundry.—£x. Pears’ “ A scowling look is alto- gether unnatural.” All the features of Pears’ Soap are pleasing. A natu- rally good complexion. ‘Sold by the cake and in boxes. soap for the If you drink champagne because it's good, You're sure to drink the « Brotherhood.” But if you drink it for a bluff, Then imported is good enough. The wine says the rest. BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS Book Free. COOK REMEDY Co. (80 MASONIC TEMPLE, —Chcage, IIL, U. S.A. LAMENTABLE IGNORANCE. It was visiting day at the kindergarten, and the young teacher was proud of her little pupils as they went through their drills and exercises, and beamed with pleasure at the appreciation shown by the visitors, who applauded generously. Then came the lesson, and the teacher announced the subject. “Children,” she said, “ to-day we are going to learn about the cat, and I want you to tell me what you know about it. Tommy, how many legs has a cat?” “Four,” replied Tommy, proudly con- scious of rectitude. “Yes; and, Daisy, what else has the cat?” “Claws an’ shyly. Various other portions of feline anat- omy were ascertained, and finally the instructor turned to one of the latest acquisitions of the kindergarten and said, sweetly, «Now, Mary, can you tell me whether the cat has fur or feathers ?” With scorn and contempt, mingled tail,” murmured Daisy | with a vast surprise Mary said, “Gee, teacher, ain't you never seen a cat?” And the lesson came to an abrupt end. —Buffalo Evening News, ALbott’s Angostura Bitters make the best cocktail for family use. Druggists. REHEARSING THE PLAY. The author— In this scene someone comes in suddenly and tells you that your husband has run away with another woman, and then you swoon.” The actress— Oh, that will be nice.” The author —“Then the leading man comes in and brings you to.” The actress—“ Wnat—brings me two husbands ?"— Yonkers Statesman. REGRETS. Old bus horse (to his companions after sadly contemplating one of the new auto- mobile ‘buses)—"I tell you over and over again that all this wouldn't have happened if we'd only had the sense to form a labor union." —Figaro. Even the unhappy mu: having a good time—Ex. HAT isthedifference between a good and a bad cocktail? Mixing—if the liquors are good. Perfect mixing is the reason why CLUB COCKTAILS are always | smooth and delicious. They are mixed of the finest liquors by measure—then aged. Every bottle | of CLUB COCKTAILS proves | their superiority. | Just strain through cracked ice and serve. 0 Reven variations Sach one, jelicious—of all good cers and dealers. G, F. HEUBLEIN é BRO. Sole Props. To our Guests! “You are very welcome to our |. house: It must appear in other ways than words.”— Shakespeare. Whiskey le Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALER, Circulation Surprise F ‘ACT. For Men Who Shave or Get Shaved, or Deal in Shavers’ Supplies Arecent critical investigation covering the entire country, made by two of the largest advertisers in America who manufac- ture goods for shavers, showed that Judge was on file in more than go per cent. of all the desirable barber-shops in America. In the case of Advertiser No. 1, the renewal calls for just double the space on the last order (2,500 lines). Advertiser No. 2 placed an order in the Judge Company publications for nearly $10,000. The New York Sun, in a recent editorial, fixes the number of ‘certified barbers” in the State of New York at 20,000. ‘These proprietors employ from one to ten assistants, probably an average of four, a total of 82,000, and a grand total of 100,000 BARBERS Each one of these tonsorial artists probably shaves five customers daily. These customers while they wait enjoy the columns of Judge, making a circulation along this one line of THREE MILLIONS A WEEK This is only the State of New York we are talking about. Judge has an equally wide circulation in every State in the Union, in Canada, and, in fact, the world over. Judge is read, re-read, handled and passed around, until it has to be immersed in the sterilizer, along with al) the rest of the barbers’ paraphernalia. And Judge will stand a pressure of sixteen pounds of steam to the square inch, and emerge gay and smiling as ever. A Word fo the Wise Adver- tiser Should Be Sufficient PPPPROOLEOLOOOLOLOSOLEOOS DO CSOSEOESEOSOOSESOSESESEOS OOOO OOOSOSESOSEOOSOOESOOSSOSSESEESSESSSSSEOOS ie comicbooks.com