Judge, 1906-07-28 · page 14 of 16
Judge — July 28, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page from Judge magazine is primarily **advertising**, with satirical humor pieces interspersed throughout. The cartoons/jokes include: **"Economy"**: A landlord removed two windmills because insufficient wind couldn't power all three—absurd logic masquerading as frugality. **"Not Appreciated"**: A beggar rejects a passerby's moral criticism about begging, deflecting with humor rather than engaging the lecture. **"A Stammering Verse"**: A limerick about a man with a stammering speech impediment complaining about his wife—light wordplay humor. **"Headaches"**: Contrasts women and men: women don't know their headache's cause; men know but won't admit it—mild gender satire about stubbornness/dishonesty. The remaining content is commercial advertising for Old Crow Rye whiskey, Darracq automobiles, Eagle Liqueur, real estate books, blood poison treatment, and Judge's own back issues and picture department. This reflects the magazine's business model of mixing editorial satire with paid advertising.
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ASK FOR OLD CROW RYE Sold everywhere in bottles. Never sold in bulk. H.B. KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers,N.Y., An Eye-Feaat for All Summer. SOMETHING THAT WILL JUST ECONOMY. Summer boarder (just arrived) — “Why, when I was here last year there were three windmills, and now I see only one,” Landlord — Well, you see there wasn't wind enough to keep all three going, so we took down two."—Fliegende Blaetter. NOT APPRECIATED. Passer-by—" You should be ashamed to follow atrade like this when you are so well, and strong, and able to work.” Beggar—" Ah, gwan! I ast yer fera dime, not fer advice."—American Spec- tator, A man may wear side-burns, but they won't keep his ears warm.—Exchange, | | | A STAMMERING VERSE. The proper conduct of a stammer is, of course, embodied in a limerick, for limericks cover all time and all existence: Said the old man of Abinger Hammer, Who was blessed with a wife—and a stammer : “ The plague of my life Is my w-w-w-wife. —London Chronicle, When a woman has a headache, she frequently doesn't know what is’ the cause of it. When a man has a head- ache-he frequently knows what the cause of it is, but won't tell, — Somerville Journal. The VICTORIOUS DARRACQ COOLED CAR IN 2-GALLON EFFICIENCY TEST © of 46.44 miles pet itors— includi FIRST WATER C Co Defeating 62 ¢ WINNER or THE VANDERGILT CUP RACE, 1903 40-60 H. P. Berline Limousine IMMEDIATE DELIVERIES Darracq Motor Car Company NEW YORK 15-20 H. P., $4,750 Acexcirs: In Boston, CI FIRST in SPEED FIRST in ENDURANCE FIRST in ECONOMY 2 gallons of gasoline 6 foreign cars HOLDER OF ALL Won.p's SPEED RECORDS 20-32 H. P.. $6,000 1989 BROADWAY Bet. 67th and 68th Sts, o, and Philadelphia SUIT YOU. on offers for Summer Cottages were | f last season, We gave big value for highest grade work both in color and ing pictures to any address in the United States upon receipt ol price FOR 50 CENTS 3—Miniature Heads on card, 621216 2—Popular Girls, in colors, $12 5435 I—Smart Girl, colored, 7.x 5316 1—"*1 Won't Come Out Tit! You Go’Wayy” in colors 2—Biack and White line drawings (Staniaws) ‘Value One Dollar FOR 40 CENTS ‘We will send Mra. Frank Leslie's two spicy books, the most del'ghtfal of summer reading: “Renta in Our Robes” “* Are Men Gay Decetvers?”” For ONE DOLLAR we will lorward a generous sup, ply of back numbers of L ur, Juoce, and Scher light reading. We will also send a go-cent bundle fora asicent bundle upon receipt of remittance. PICTURE DEPARTMENT JUDGE COMPANY 225 Fourth Avenue : : New York BLOOD POISON TOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS made the cure of Blood Poison a ‘eed: Polson Permanently Cured. ibe trated a home onder same Ear. al Sgee00,, We solicit the most chedinte cases. ‘Tt you have exhacsted the oid methods of treatment and. lll have aches i an Moun Putcer in, Mouth ‘Sore oat, Pimple, Copper-Colored peas, Ulcers he body, Tair of Eyebrows Shingoue eck er peck ot cues. aromas “COOK REMEDY Co. (HBO MASONIC TEMPLE, —Chicage, IIL, U.S. A. The Most Popular After-dinner Speech: “Give mea Glass of Liqueur The Supreme After- dinner Cordial Eagle Liqueur Distilleries RUEINSTROM BROS. Cincinnati, S.A. FROM a list of fifteen weeklies considered, Juoce has just been se- lected as one of three me- diums to be used during the coming year by one of our largest National adver- tisers, the only humorous weekly to be used and the third renewal of this order. F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest aad most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS A new up-to-date book, containing ever ose etc, et This book is a collection of ‘everyone thinking o planned ‘arioas parts ofthe country within the prices given Pall Yon accompanies each improvements contained, thus givin ing, as the plans and designs em! bendred pleas (all new irom $500 10 $20,000; also plans of Public Library Buildings, Sommer tical designs showing examples of houses recent! Toilding, by reason of their ha & course of a busy architect's practice ‘informatson of ly the best thought and most careful study of those of houses ocela, Stables nen bolt, end ne wing been, with very few ex: during the last few years, and sizes, beight of stories, how built and finished, an Very great value to everyone contemplating wa ‘erecting them, Copyright, Jadge Co., 1906. TROUBLE SOMEWHERE, By James Montgomery Flagg. This picture has been reproduced by the photo- gravure process, the beautiful work of the artist tn the play of expression ‘and the wintry landscape being faithfully brought out. The picture ts on heavy plate paper, $4 x 49, and will be sent to any address in the United States upon receipt of price, i ONE DOLLAR edd extra postaze for foreign orders. Address Picture Department, Judge Company, 2S Fourth Ave. New York. Trade supplied by Anderton Magazine Co. Unton Square, New York. TARRH one {giving real reaults aa to cont and a garde that is safe to follow. “These designs and plana haves there: Foren value that can be fally appreciated for their practical atiity, and stand alone as feal examples ofthow sone peone's homes are panned and what they cmt fe thowe wanting home o sling homevntes, mewers of buldng associations, land companiet realestate men, bose having land tS tmprove, carpenter? and buadsea: and ed of hen. digas are invaluable” and wil Grove of very erat rao f0 rte avy paper cover, sent Sco. ielcbe tase. ‘Sent by malt p to any address on receipt price.” Address il orders with remittances to ma tant ay JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, Remit by money order or check—don't send currency. low York BLADDER. Relieves all Discharges in