Judge — July 14, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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STRANGE EXPERIENCE OF HAFA NUTHER AND THE CORKED LIGHTNING. (Continued from tenth page.) flash, followed by a rending, earthquak- ing, tumultuous roar. “[ have also demonstrated,” mused Hafa Nuther, as he trudged on his home- ward way, “that when you bottle up lightning you delay the thunder until it| gets thundering mad.” Next day the people of the city were collecting fire insurance on the city hall and choosing a new mayor and chief of police, but Hafa Nuther did not know it. As for the contractor, the lightning | glanced on his cheek. This story teaches us that we cannot always help others unless they see a show for them to help tiemselves. ANSWERS. Here are some assertions from compo- sitions by American schoolboys : * Frank- lin’s father was a tallow chandelier.” HGH DFE FROM WHAT To obtain a uniform Barley, we have built a new, up-to~ date Malt House in the Best Barley section of Wisconsin, and Wisconsin is conceded to be the banner Barley State in the Union, Most brewers buy their Barley on the Board of Trade, and get a mixed article ; in fact, do not know where their Barley comes from. Our Malt House is equipped with the Galland. Henning ** Drum System,” thus insuring us Slow- Grown 8-Day Malt. " Most beer is made from 4to sday Malt, which is made by an unnatu- Fal process, costs less, and is not healthy. The Champagne of Bottle BEER IT IS MADE To obtain uniform Hops of the highest quality, we have mae contracts with growers to take their entire crops. Our Hop Growers rank among the largest, oldest and most able isthe country. We have taken the entire crops of some for ‘ed 12 miles West of our Brewery. We have three wells, each 2,000 feet deep into this rock, from which we draw our supply. “The climate of North America is very embracing.” “This song is in the key of B flap.” There are five bowels, a, ¢, i,oand u.” “The snow is painting the towit white.” He lived in Cambridge. pork.” “ Man is in the muscular gender, because it denotes a male.” « They went to the foolish (Polish) church." Questio “What is geography ? ography is round like a ball.” : CHEW: At LAST. i wn Beeman’s Binks—“Young Garfield seems to have THE ORIGINAL made-a success at last. Bott: Well, he sure has struck oil !” . |Pepsin « Gum + —American Spectator, Cares Indigestion and Sea-sichness. A GOOD GUIDE ‘AIL Others are_Imitations, For Salo at Every Drog Stare queried three - year-old puzzled air, “when you s, Where does the blaze RUBBER. Intending parchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST- LASS Pian Says hubby, surprised, ‘* Goodness knows, a for Piano and” Sell.Player combined, How can you wear stockings like those ? 14 not fail to examine the merits Of the world: wed They cause so much gazing, And neck-craning amazing, ‘They really should be called rubber hose." Heads are to hold brains and brains are | [ NOUED ike 10 correspond with PIANOS to think with; a head might as well be _a pumpkin for seeds to rattle in, unless) * owners of 1905 30h. p. Cadillac 2nd,the “SOHMER .CECILIAN” Inside Players, Collars ana Cuffs the head does the kind of thinking con- we La ea Sioa Fee Eee a te Called: on apéliatiea: 7 SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. x zy ducive to right living for yourself and |“? BARKER BRAND: others. satisfactorily make ordinary hills with Cor, Sth Ave. 224 St. iy « Have you thought of a suitable policy this car. $100 will be paid is ine K ps ietne his car. $ will be paid for this in. ‘slo's Tawkiak Hale Eliaie MADE OF LINEN J PENN MUTUAL LIFE. formation, sett te Spee ‘No solar er sot 4. a Pas ona \ . : sts 156 FOR 25¢ ts 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, | Gro, A. Jostys, Omaha, Neb. TWO OF FLAGG’S MOST POPULAR PICTURES ONE DOLLAR EACH FoR THE SUMMER HOME, CAMP, OR YACHT Entertains Evervbody Everywhere Serer, CROWS CORKS If desired. ANS & SONS, Hodson, N. Y. who can give some information how to This is only a sample from our new line. Every month we are bringing out new subjects in pho- togravure or photogelatine, beautifully finished on heavy art plate paper. Worth framing and keeping. Every picture we offer is a story in itself. Study them. Ask us to put you on our mailing list. Address Picture Dept., Judge Co.,225 Fourth Ave., New York Copyright, Judge Co. 1905. Add extra postage for foreign orders. THE SPENDTHRIFT ‘By James Montgomery Fl Trade sopplied by Anderson Magazine Co., 32 Union Square, New Vork. Poorer cis TROUBLE SOMEWHERE By Fames Montgomery Flagg Photogravare, 14x15. comicbooks.com