Judge, 1906-06-30 · page 14 of 17
Judge — June 30, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising and humor page** from an early 1900s Judge magazine. The main satirical content includes: **"SAFER"** (top left): A cartoon joke about biblical criticism—the punch line being that blanket statements ("all men are liars") are safer than directed accusations, since they can't be personally refuted. **"WOES OF SOCIETY LADIES"**: A satirical jab at wealthy women, suggesting they gossip so continuously about scandal that an eight-hour workday would exhaust them from the mental strain—mocking both female socialites and their perceived preoccupation with rumor-mongering. **"WHAT HE ENJOYS"**: Rural-urban contrast humor: city dwellers underestimate how much country visitors prize restaurant dining—a jab at both rustic simplicity and urban sophistication. The page is otherwise dominated by **period liquor and product advertisements** (Eagle Liqueur, Boston Garter, Harper Rye), reflecting Judge's commercial model. The Flagg illustrations at bottom advertise art reproductions.
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SAFER. “ Of course Idon't want to criticise, but I don't think it was altogether-right for David to say ‘all men are liars.” “Well, at any rate, it was safer than to pick out one man and say it to him.” — Philadel phia Ledger. WOES OF SO- | CIETY LADIES. | There should be} an eight-hours da for * fashionable” women ; we cannot talk scandal contin- vously for twelve as we do now—the ex- citement and the strain upon the im- agination are terrif- 1c —London Truth. WHAT HE ENJOYS. It is hard for a city man to realize that when a country man comes to town, one of the things jthat he enjoys the most is his dinner at a restaurant.— Somervile Journal. The Most Popular After-dinner Speech: WORN ALL OVER THE WORLD REFUSE ALL ‘SUBSTITUTES OFFERED YOU Give me a Glass of Liqueur SOMETHING HE COULD THROW OUT. T° sell you another bottle—that’s why every CLUB COCK: | «1 didn't dream TAIL is perfect. Don’t confuse [chat de Bocs. would CLUB—the original bottled cock- | Promise to take that tails with ordinary kinds. ayeiily fae dina CLUB COCKTAILS are forthe |next ascension. 1) connoisseur, mixed by measure loan Bay Piaget from the finest liquor—then aged oop courage.” in wood. “No, De Boos delicious—of all good gro Just strain through |prefers to carry Ty BRAY cers and dealers. cracked ice and serve, shifting ballast and = G. F. HEUBLEIN @ BRO, | Seven varieties; each one” plenty of it."—Ex Sole Props. 77 Hartford New York London , CUSHION BUTTON CLASP Les Flat to the Log— Never Slips, Teere aor Untestens The Supreme After- dinner Cordial When yo’ gits what yo" wanted yo" fo'gits who holped yo’; butefsomebody gits betwix’ yo’ an’ what yo" was aftah yo" don’ nevah fo'git |it—Exchange, Sample patr, Sk S0e., Cotton S30, Dated oo receipt of price. ay GEO. FROST CO., Makers RARTED Boston, Mess., U.S.A, ALWAYS EASY Eagle Liqueur Distilleries RHUEINSTROM BROS. Cincinnati, U.S. A. rose time.—Ex. To prove that a woman can keep a secret, ask her how old she is. or, Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers 4 Do you ever make investments in Wall Street securities? Do you ever bey er tell stocks of bonds? If 20, do not f to read " Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers' every week in * Leslie's Weekly,? in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honedlly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the oft reliable financial department publish. ced in the United States, and thousands have teftiied in writing that it has either rade or saved them money. 4G Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three mont trial subscription to “+ Leslie’s Weekly” for $1.00, which AGED AND RESPECTED With character and merit. The spirit of Kentucky hospitality; the essence of good cheer. The best whiskey for all uses. Gold medals at New Orleans, 18855 Chicago, 1893; Paris, 1900; and Grand Prize, highest award, at World's Fair, St. Louis. Sold by leading dealers everywhere. ‘A few copies of the first edition of will give you the right to free an- swers fo ‘any questions regardin: stocks and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. MUSICAL NOTE Professor Fiddlestix has a new string band. THIS AND THAT ABOUT CARICATURE | By Zim, are still available. Upon receipt ‘of $1.50, this clever little book will be sent to any address, postage prepaid. JUDGE COMPANY, New York TWO OF FLAGG’S TROUBLE SOMEWHERE By James Montgomery Flag Photogravare, 14x19. ONE DOLLAR EACH This is only a sample from our new line. Every month we are bringing out new subjects in pho- togravure or photogelatine, beautifully finished on heavy art plate paper. Worth framing and keeping. picture we offer is a story in itself. Study them. Ask us to pat you on our mailing list. Address MOST POPULAR PICTURES Every Picture Dept., Judge Co.,225 Fourth Ave., New York Add extra postage for foreign orders. Trade supplied by Anderson Magazine Co., 52 Union Square, New York. THE SPENDTHRIFT ‘By James Montgomery Flagg Photogravure, 14x19