Judge, 1906-06-09 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 9, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content**, not political satire. It contains: **Advertisements:** Evans' Ale, Sohmer pianos, The Prudential Insurance Company (featuring "The Wedding Ring"), and the Adirondack Mountains/New York Central Lines. **Humor Sections:** Three brief, lighthearted jokes: - "Prophets vs. Patriarchs": A minister's anecdote about a woman calling old chickens "patriarchs" instead of poultry - "Salutatory": A new newspaper editor's modest introduction, contrasting himself with sensationalist competitors - "Couldn't Be in Two Places": A child's innocent logical confusion between his father's and Sunday school teacher's promises of rewards (heaven vs. circus) **Notable Content:** An announcement for Judge's Fourth-of-July double issue, promoting patriotic content including fireworks coverage. The page reflects early 20th-century advertising practices and gentle, family-friendly humor rather than sharp political commentary. No specific political figures or events are referenced.
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EVANS’ ALE THE IDEAL BEVERAGE For Fishing For Camping For Salling For Motoring For Golfing For Traveling For Country Lite EASY TOGET ALWAYS READY EASY TO SERVE CANNOT SPOIL CROWN CORKS NO SEDIMENT joy @aler anywhere, Brewed and bottled for 119 years by (Il EVANS & SONS, Hodson, New York. jaeeding porchamers of, 8 STRICTLY FIRST. or Piano and Sell-Player combined, sa nt tal co ceamioe the merits Of the world, SOHRMER PIANOS ted te “SOHMER - CECILIAN™ Inside Players, ‘hich surpass all others. ‘Catalogue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. Sth Ave. 224 St. PROPHETS vs. PATRIARCHS. The Reverend Edward A. Horton, of Boston, told this story at a recent ban eee of the Ancient and Honorable Artillet Company. “A woman went marketing in Faneuil Hall,” said the minister. “She stopped before a stall where were dis- played fowl so aged as to seem almost| unsalable. ‘What do you sell those for?" inquired the woman, wondering it the pro- prietor would dare’ call them chickens. * We usually sell them for profits, marm,’ was the curt response. ‘Oh,' said the woman, ‘I thought they were patri- archs."* Exchange. For a run-down system take the Zonic Ab- bott’s Angostura Bitters. At druggists’ and grocers’, SALUTATORY. A new editor has taken hold of The Triplett (Mo.) Tribune, He salutes his readers thus: "Some newspaper men are expert hot-air gunners, and when they make their début in a town turn loose the Vesuvius batteries, shelling the com- munity with dream pellets. We come here without a plumed circus band, head- ing a glittering, gold-bespangled parade, with an air-splitting whistle in the rear, but with fifteen years’ experience in coun- try newspaper work, a fairly clean laun- dry character and an ambition to make a respectable living.” ‘The Sohmer Piano has always maintained a | leading position, and to-day it has few equals and no superiors. The Sohmer can rest upon for | its merits, and win every time. WHY? “What I regard as most conspicuous about Georgie Gayson,” said Mrs. Old- castle, “is her natveté.” "Yes," replied her hostess ; “I wonder what made her get a red one."—Chicago Record-Herald. COULDN’T BE IN TWO PLACES. “Pa,” said little Tommy, « my Sunday- school teacher says if I'm good I'll go to heaven,” “ Well ?” asked his pa. “ Well, you said if 1 was good I'd go to the circus. Now, I want to know who's lyin’, you or her ?"— Catholic Standard. The Adirondack PAountains Are now about the most central of all the great resorts. They have through Pullman sleeping cars from New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Buffalo and Niagara Falls, via the NEW YORK (CENTRAL A night’s ride takes you from any of these places to the center of the mountains in time for breakfast next morning. For a copy of “The Adirondack Mountain the New York Central Lines’ Foar-Track Mountains and adjacent territory, with useful vers, etc., send a two-cent stamp to George Department, Room 24, Grand Central Stavon, C.F. DALY Passenger Traffic Manager New York wf How to Reach Them."” which is No. 29 -ontaining a fine map of the Adirondack rnation in regard to hotels, camps, lakes, Daniels, Manager, General Advertising ww York. W. J. LYNCH Passenger Traffic Manager Chicago Marriage and you must ar- The Prudential IS THE BEST MEDIUM. Think this over and send for booklet showing cost of pobcy at your age. If you wish, you couk! secure a policy payable in full to your wile, or yourseli, on a certain date. It will furnish Life In- surance from date of issue, to date of settlement If you should not live, policy will be paid to your wife at once. A Most Interesting Proposi- tion to Married People THE PRUDENTIAL (omas THe STRENGTH OF ,, GIBRALTAR mw hare Hy Ma te Tak The Prudential Insurance Co. OF AMERIKA. FOURTH-OF-FULY NUMBER FUDGE | Being An Intensely |Patriotic proposition Will publish an Independence-day double number With all the proper accompaniments of Colors, fireworks, and powder. This number will be dated Fuly 7th And will be for sale on |All news-stands Monday a.m., Fuly ad. All copy for this number must be in hand Sune 22d at noon. |Your announcement is solicited. i} Fudge Company, 225 4th Ave. N.Y. comicbooks.com