Judge, 1906-05-26 · page 12 of 16
Judge — May 26, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and humor columns** from Judge magazine, not political satire. The main cartoon ("Handicapped") depicts a social scene where a man has apparently discovered his wife's infidelity ("nearly fifteen hundred years after the beginning of the Christian era"). The joke references the "Lost and Found" newspaper column genre—suggesting marital transgressions were supposedly undiscovered until modern times due to lack of such columns. Other content includes: - **"Triumph of Art"**: A woman's ugly Easter hat is redeemed by claiming the flowers "hide the shape"—satirizing how people use flattery to mask flaws - **"Now and Then"**: Compares Diogenes (ancient philosopher searching for an honest man) to a modern process server unable to find dishonest people—suggesting modern dishonesty has become too sophisticated - Mostly liquor, champagne, and food advertisements typical of the era The page reflects early-1900s concerns: digestive health, gender relations, and consumer products marketed as solutions to everyday problems.
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The Supreme After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE An especially fine American product, ace knowledged by connoisseurs to be un here or abroad. As a delicious aid tion, and a cordial of delightful lave without a rival. A fitting finale toany feast. EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES Rheinstrom Bros, Cinctnnatt, U.S. A. The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne Joice, fermented and ‘aged to exact perfec C received a GOLD WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rheims, N.Y. Copyright Judge Con 1996. ‘HIS NARROW ESCAPE” By FR Bray Photogelatine, 9.212 25 CENTS. Add extra postage for forcign orders The nicest little 25-cent picture on the mar ket—a faithful reproduction tn photogelatine of ie artist's work, Everytody will want eue. Order to-day. Address Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York, Trade supplied by Anderson Mogatine Co. $2 Onion Square, New York TRIUMPH OF ART. Miss Peachly (exhibiting her Easter hat)—"I know you won't like it.” Miss Tartun—" But never saw anything more artistic than that arrangement of the flowers. It hides the shape of it beautifully." —Chi- cago Tribune. Physicians prescribe Abbott's Angostura Bit- ters for the stomach and nerves. NOW AND THEN. Diogenes (300 B. C.)—" My lamp is nearly out and I have not yet found that honest man,” Subpena server (1906)—" I have been everywhere, but they are too slick for me. I can't find those dishonest fel- lows."—American Spectator. ‘The Sohmer Piano is inferior to none, and is universally acknowledged to be superior to very many others offered at “prices which defy competition.” When its merits are considered, it is the cheapest instrument in the market today. NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. Love had just laughed at the locksmith, “Why don't you laugh at the milliner and the landlord and the grocer 2” asked a bystander. * Becaus make me feel mighty serious.” Post. replied Love, * they alws How. Moth An Winslow's Sooth- ing Syrup the best remedy lor their children. age a bottle. JUST so. If people stopped to think about every- thing they say, they wouldn't say so much. And that would be a blessing. — Somerville Journal, BREAD DYSPEPSIA. THE DIGESTING ELEMENT LEFT OU Bread dyspepsia is common. It affects the bowels because white bread is nearly all starch, and starch is digested in the intestines, not in the stomach prope Up under the shell of the wheat berry Nature has provided a curious deposit which is turned into diastase when it is subjected to the saliva and to the pan- creatic juices in the human intestines. This diastase is absolutely necessary to digest starch and turn it into grape-sugar, which is the next form ; but that part of |the wheat berry makes dark flour, and the modern miller cannot readily sell dark flour, so Nature's valuable digester is thrown out and the human system must |handle the starch as best it can, without the help that Nature intended. Small wonder that appendicitis, perito- nitis, constipation, and all sorts of trouble | exist’ when we go so contrary to Nature's Jlaw. The food experts that perfected Nuts Food, knowing these facts, made use in their experiments of the entire wheat and barley, including all the parts, and subjected them to moisture and long continued warmth, which allows time and the proper conditions for developing the diastase outside of the human body. In this way the starchy part is trans- formed into grape-sugar in a perfectly natural manner, without the use of chem- icals or any outside ingredients. The lit- tle sparkling crystals of grape-sugar can be seen on the pieces of Grape-Nuts, Th food therefore is naturally predigested and its use:in place of bread will quickly correct the troubles that have been brought about by the too free use of starch in the food, and that is very common in the human race to-da: The effect of eating Grape-Nuts ten days or two weeks and the discontinuance of ordinary white bread is very marked. The user will gain rapidly in strength and physical and mental health. There's a reason, 1 do, dear. 1) Nson- “Whe only winskey, thot paces a compde, quavaxieed onclysis on each kerery, beitle- Seeback label! Thats Al HANDICAPPED. “| wonder why it happened that America wasn't discovered until nearly fifteen hundred years after the beginning of the Christian era?” “| suppose it must have been because they had no ‘Lost and Found * columns in those days." || ORIGINAL DRAWINGS AND PAINTINGS From Five Dollars up HIGH-GRADE REPRODUCTIONS From Twenty-five Cents to a Dollar hen you are near and see what we ha: If you can't come, write, Get tn touch some way. Picture Deprr., Jupce Co., 225 Fourtn Ave | il ‘omicbooks.com