Judge, 1906-04-28 · page 14 of 16
Judge — April 28, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with a few short humorous pieces interspersed. The main cartoon ("A Sign of Money") depicts a hand inserting money into a slot—a visual pun about financial transactions and investment, accompanying ads for "Jasper's Hints to Money-makers" and Leslie's Weekly. The text includes two brief jokes: 1. **"In Boston"**: A satirical anecdote mocking Boston's pride in distinguished family names (Cabot, Hallowell, Hales). A young visitor from the Hallowell family, when praying before bed at a Cabot's home, changes "Hallowell be Thy name" to "Cabot be Thy name" out of politeness—the joke being the absurd substitution of family names into the Lord's Prayer. 2. **"A Serious Threat"**: A man with a stammer attempts proposing to a woman, stammering so badly he threatens to repeat his entire proposal if she doesn't accept immediately. The page otherwise contains advertisements for liqueurs, books on caricature, and financial publications typical of early 1900s Judge magazine content.
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The Supreme After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE An especially five American product, ace knowledged by connoisseurs to be unequalled here or abroad. As a delicious aid to diges- tion, and a cordial of delightful flavor, it is without a rival. A fitting finale toany feast. EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES Rh trom Bros. Cin i, U.S, A. Now Ready “ THIS AND THAT” About Caricature By ZIM A book of sound advice for the comic-art student $1.50 by mail ADDRESS Copyright, Judge Co., 1908, “JILTED” “* How hapey Pd be with etther, Were tother dear charmer aay."" E ene stems to want this The pga es pre ate ave ree ced by tae easen heavy, Pte wpa tse Tafa a feb o tardarn scaly sacked, tory adires In the Unhed ‘Staten, pon teceipt ef price, FIFTY CENTS. Add extra postage for foreign orders. Address Picture Department, Judge Company 225 Fourth Ave., New York. j Trade supplied by Anderson Mai 32 Dnion Square, New Ye IN BOSTON, Here is a new story of one of those in- structive Boston boys. Boston has some famous family names, in which the city in general and the possessors of the names in particular take a proper pride. Two such surnames are Cabot and Hales ,well. A young Hallowell went to vi ‘young Cabot. When put to hed by his hostess he thus began his evening prayer, “Our Father, who art in heaven, Cabot be Thy name.” Being asked why he varied from the common form, the inno- cent replied, “At home I always say, ‘Hallowell be Thy name," but I thought it more polite here to say Cabot." A SERIOUS THREAT. Stutts (who stammers) —*' Miss d-d- Dimple — d-d — Dollie !—I lul-lul-lul—1 lul-lul-love you! Wu-wu-will you b-b — Wu-wul you b-be mum-mum-mum—wu. will you b-be mum-my wu-wu-wu —mum- mum-my wife 2” Dollie Dimple (coyly)—"Oh, Mr. I—I haruly know how to answer futts (desperately) — “ Ac-ac-ac-sus sus—accept my pup-pup-proposal or I II sus-sus.sus—or Il sus-sus-say it all over a-gug-gug-again!! —Woman's Home Companion. DON’T. It at first you don't succeed, don't blame it all to luck.—Somerville Four- | nal. you do Drink. drink 7. a “ KTrimbye "To the old, long life and treasure ; To the young, all health and pleasure, Let the world slide, let the world go; A fig for care and a fg for woe.* Whiskey Green Label. AT ae Fi ROMEIKE’S = pee fax Ein iepheawe trace aa ; Don't carry concealed weapons—espe- cially hammers.—Hotel Life. HENRY LINDENMEYE & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Sct. te enone Sarees /arebouse, Hieekman street, New York 3 Union Sq Hranet Wi ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDEE “Rub it on wood and make it come good.” Ia Todiy: if tere sige of Large aod certain returns Hoe ao Reblog pelea Leslie's Weekly - rack aad bs ead by ell the feaally. ig clung are den nari entertaining. Fudge joni atere ind reader and money for LESLIE'S WEEKLY, Fourth Ave. and 19th St., New York City. W. L. MILLER, Advertising Mgr. A very profitable CHAS. B. NICHOLS, Western Representative, 1136-7 Marquette Bldg., Chicago. advertisement in Leslie's Weekly fesult from the we of these money- reekly that makes people laugh. Fell of funy yhere. A great vorite with the v the advertuet . Jasper’s Hints to '|| Money-makers @ Do you ever make investments in Wall Street securities? Do you ever buy or sell stocks or bonds? If 10, do not fail to read " Juper's Hints to Money-makers" leckly, of “Leslie's Weekly” at your ed ate for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in 3 three months? trial subscription {0 “Leslie's Weekly” for $1.00, obich will give you t) ght to free an- swers fo any que regarding chs and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. ‘WORSE. “ Does he use tobacco in any form “No; but he smokes Turkish ciga- rettes."—American Spectator, BLOOD POISON the ager’ eee ews FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS pate RYE America. we have made the care of Blood Poison homes every ity, Bleed Polsea Permanently Cur os cain ered at home under sane £2 ‘any. $se0,000, We solicit the m Oletinate cases. ‘If you have methods of treatment of money. and Judge. making medium was said to betoken the receii Seen every general public, Makes COOK REMEDY CO. Fourth Ave. and 19th St., New York City. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, MI, U. S. ¢ B. C. EVERINGHIM, Advertising Mgr.