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This page is primarily **advertisements and humorous short pieces** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: **"The Political Economist"** — A anecdote by labor leader John Mitchell about a beekeeper named Marshall Saunders who justified taking honey from his bees by claiming they'd "be out of work" otherwise. The joke satirizes **flawed economic logic** — using absurd reasoning to justify exploitation, likely mocking justifications for low wages or poor labor conditions. **Other brief humor pieces** mock pedestrians waiting to cross streets (car-era satire) and conflicting views on relationships. **The advertising** dominates, promoting whiskey, elastic-seam drawers, train travel to San Francisco, plumbing schools, and patent medicines — typical Judge content mixing commerce with satire. The Hunter Baltimore Rye advertisement features a horse and rider trademark (no clear political figure). This appears to be an early 20th-century Judge issue blending commercial content with gentle social commentary rather than hard-hitting political satire.

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WHEN Hunter Baltimore THERE’S A VERDICT IN ITS FAVOR EVERY TIME Bold at alt Aratctars cafon and by jobbers, Wit. LANAMAN & SON, Daitimore, Md. Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers 1 Do you ever make investments in Wall Street securities? Do you ever buy of tell stocks or bonds? If s0, do not fail to read" Jasper's Hints to Money-makers" every week in * Leslie's Weekly," in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honestly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the ‘moft reliable financial department publish- ed in the United States, and thousands have te@lified in writing that it has either made of saved them mocey. 4G Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months? trial subscription to «Leslie's Weekly” for $1.00, which will give you the right to free an- Swers to any questions regarding 2t-chs and bonds which you may ask. Address Jee c Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New. THE ADVENTURES OF NERVY NAT are carefully collected and gathered in a neat binding fur the purpose of distribution among his many admirers. Upon receipt of $.85 we will send this book to any address, postage prepaid. JUDGE COMPANY, New York THE POLITICAL ECONOMIST. John Mitchell, the labor leader, was dis- cussing an English financier. * His ideas of political economy, ell said, “remind me of those of Mar- shall Saunders of Braidwood. “ Braidwood is an Illinois town, and 1 passed my boyhood there, Marshall Saun- ders had a fine apiary. He raised good bees and good honey, It was a pleasure to visit his neat, well-painted city of hives. “ Marshall had an inquiring mind, and he would sometimes ask himself strange questions. One of the questions he con- tnuaily asked himself was this : “+Have I any right to rob these bees of their honey ?° “And for a long time he could not an- swer that question to his own satisfaction. Finally, though, he found an answer. heard him tell it to his friends with pride. “+L used to feel mean,’ he said, ‘about robbing the bechives, but after thinking the matter over I see now I'm in the right. If it wasn't for me taking the honey, all them bees would be out of work the whole of| next summer.”"—Buffalo Enquirer. Nothing like Abbott's Angostura Bitters for that “tired feeling.” Best for all seasons. THE WAY IT WORKS. Pessimisticus— Woman is a delusion and a snare." Gynicus—" And man is snared by the delusion."— The American Spectator. Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow's Sooth- ing Syrup the best remedy tor their children. asc a bottle. A PEDESTRIAN. “Do you understand the meaning of the word * pedestrian '?"" “Yes, sir. A pedestrian is a man who stands on the curb and watches the autos go by and wonders how he ‘ll ever get across the street in time for his six-o'clock dinner."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. DECAYED STARCH. ‘A FOUD PROBLEM. An Asheville man tells how right food did that which medicines had failed to accomplish : “For more than fifteen years,” he says, “1 was afflicted with stomach trouble and intestinal indigestion, gas forming in stom- ach and bowels and giving me great dis- tress, These conditions were undoubtedly due to the starchy food I ate, white bread, potatoes, etc., and didn’t digest.+ I grew worse with time, till, two years ago, I had an attack which’ the doctor diagnosed as appendicitis. When the surgeon operated on me, however, it was found that my trouble was ulcer of the pancreas, instead of appendicitis. “Since that time I have had several such attacks, suffering death, almost. The last attack was about three months ago, and I endured untold agonies. “The doctor then said that I would have to eat less starchy stuff, so | began the use of Grape-Nuts food for I knew it to be predigested, and have continued same with most gratifying results. It has built me up wonderfully, I gained ten pounds in the first eight weeks that | used Grape-Nuts, my general health is better than ever before, my brain is clearer and my nerves stronger. “ For breakfast and dinner, each, I take four teaspoonfuls of Grape-Nuts with cream, a small slice of dry toast, an egg soft boiled and a cup of Postum; and [ make the evening meal on Grape-Nuts and cream alone—this gives me a good night's rest and I am well again.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book, “The Road to Wellville,” in packages. ‘THE REASON. Gladys—» How is it one never forgets a love affair?” Aggie—" Because that you always learn by heart something '—Mlustrated Bits, .” Mitch- | \ison- Woe only winskey, thet waces a compete, quararieed omalysis on each werery, bittle- See back \abel ! 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