Judge — April 7, 1906 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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First poumician’s wire— mer nee 4 1 q QUITE A DIFFERENCE. My husband gives me every cent he earns." Seconp roumician’s wire—"* Is that all? Why, my husband gives me every cent he gets."" ,WHEN THE FISH BEGIN TO BITE. HERE'S a feelin’ Jest a-noddin’ in the sun, As a feller Feelin’ meller When his evenin’ chores are done, An’ a-knowin’ Where he’s goin’ With his fishin’-pole, all right, When the sun is gettin’ stronger An’ the days are gettin’ longer, An’ the fish begin to bite. WILLIE’S Comes a-stealin’ Sorter shamefaced like an’ queer, An’ my heart ‘Il Sorter startle Jest about this time of year, When the sun is gettin’ stronger An’ the days are gettin’ longer, An’ the fish begin to bite. Ain't no other Feelin’, nuther, That'll grip you jest like this. Can't outgrow it. Don't you know it? Then you don't know what you When you're fish Well, you're wishin Every other feller might, When the sun is gettin’ stronger An’ the days are gettin’ longer, An’ the fish begin to bite REASONING. Papa, if I was twins would you buy the other boy a banana, too Papa Certainly, my son. Willie— Well, papa, you surely ain't going to cheat me out of arother banana just ‘cause I'm all in one piece 2” WE HEAR much of Plain Duty. It may be because she is plain that so few people have anything to do with her. LITTLE EDITORIALS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK. Impressed by the example of some of his vigilant contemporaries, JUDGE is moved to begin a crusade to make people think. None of us think enough. JUDGE tells you that if you think you will see a great DIFFERENCE. Anything in this world looks otherwise after you have thought about it a little. Look at the Hudson River from a ferry-boat. You will say that it looks FLAT. The sea looks flat. Everything in this world to peo- ple, as they ride in a Terry-boat, looks flat. But when you come to think it over you will see what an error you have made. The sea is not flat; it is ROUND. Why this great change in our way of looking at the sea? Because we have used our THINKERS. Now we see everything is round. Nothing is flat. Nobody is on the SQUARE. We are all ROUNDERS. On every hand we see people who are rich and unhappy, while others are poor and blessed. Why is this so? JUDGE will tell you We ‘say to these rich people, you do not THINK. The poor their thinkers, and thus are happy. You are so busy making money that you never think, Hence you are UP AGAINST it. Here is a woman who is quietly bringing up seven children, making a husband toe the mark and keeping home happy, and never ONE WORD gets into the newspapers about her. We say to this woman, it is your own fault. You are not a thinker. What are your BRAINS for? If you want to get into the newspapers GET Bi Quit your humdrum course and do something. Get a DIVORCE. Make the world feel your presence in it and REGRET it. Next week we shall endeavor to make you think AGAIN. THE DIFFERENCE, THROUGH all the bygone springs These drear facts I've collected : Spring bonnets are accepted, Soring poems are rejected ! comicbooks.com