Judge, 1906-02-10 · page 13 of 16
Judge — February 10, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and satirical humor columns**, not political cartoons. The visible content includes: **Advertisements**: Evans' Ale, insurance, jewelry, paper supplies, razors, and champagne—typical early 1900s commercial pitches. **Satirical Shorts**: Brief humorous items typical of *Judge* magazine, including: - A joke about uncomfortable new shoes requiring "breaking in" - A quip comparing Senator Tillman to Huckleberry Finn (unclear why, without more context) - Anecdotes about bureaucrats and everyday life **Notable Feature**: A large advertisement for **Edison Grand Opera Records** featuring opera singers like Antonio Scotti, positioned as a prestige product. This reflects Edison's cylinder phonograph era (early 1900s), promoting recorded classical music as aspirational entertainment. The page lacks cohesive political satire or caricature. It's a typical magazine spread mixing commerce with light humor—the satire is gentle and domestic rather than pointed social commentary.
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Sold by leading dealers everywhere. GRAND PRIZE "e's AWARD St. Louis World’s Fair NOT SUCH AN EASY MATTER, “These shoes will be all right,” said the salesman, * alter you have got them broken in.” ‘The young man, who had been hesitating between that pair and one a size larger, took the salesman’s word for it, and ‘purchased the shoes. A week later he came back to the store with a perceptible limp. | vish you'd stretch these shoes,” he y hurt my feet terribly.” Haven't you got them broken in yet 2” asked the salesman. | “Oh, yes,” said the young man.“ The! trouble is that L can't get my feet broken in."— Youth's Companion. “SHE SITS FOREVER IN THE SUN.” | There was sunshine part of each of three! hundred and £ C Louis to. Pacific Coast. ‘THE INSURANCE MAN AT HOME. The wife— Didn't I see you kissing the nurse-girl .> the hall ?” The kusband—* | don’t remember."—| Yonkers Statesman. 2 | HUCKLEBERRY BEN. We consider Mr. Tillman to be the Huckleberry Finn of the United States senate.—Springheld Republican, A tablespoonful of Abbott's Angostura Bit. ters in a glass of sweetened water atter meals is the greatest aid to digestion known, CHEER UP. The Atchison Globe prints this cheer- ing item: * Don'texagg: icaps. If you have the desire, any hand- icap may ‘be overcome. John O'Grady, of McKeesrort, Pennsylvania, was born without arms, but when arrested yester- day for throwing brickbats at his wife, he whipped the two policemen who a rested him, and made his escape. Stiil he was badly handicapped. Mothers will fix 1. Winslow's Sooth: ing Syrup the best remedy tor their children. 25¢ a bottle CAME DOWN ALL RIGHT. * Did the landlord come down on your rent?” Yo; he came down on me for not| paying it."—Chicago Chronicle, Gillette ot, Safety stron A ZOL No Hinges that Rust. No Clasps that Break. No Springs that Weaken. One Sturdy Frame of Me- chanical Completeness. OUR NEW COMBINATION SET with razor, including soap and brush in silver holders in the same box, is a boon to the traveling man. Sold by Leading Drug, Cutlery and Hardware Dealers. Ask to see them, and for our booklet, or write for | our special trial offer. GILLETTE SALES COMPANY, ‘TUMES BUILDING, NEW YORK CITY. Americans with a discriminating taste prefer COOKS. [ana ie Foreign Champagnes cost twice as much because they are obliged to pay duty and ship freight. SERVED EVERYWHERE Lours rate your hand-| AMERICAN WINE CO., ST. Grand Opera Records Tor the = WE ARE pleased to announc a series of Grand Opera Records made by principal stars of the Metropolitan Opera House and by other prominent grand opera artists now appearing in this country and abroad. Hitherto, Mr. Edis sed to permit Edison Records to be made by Grand Opera Singers, preferring to wait until the could so improve his methods of recording, that the voices of great artists could be reproduced with all their characteristic sweetness, power and purity of tone. These improvements having been effected. the artists co-operated with enthu- siasm, with the result that the first ten Edison Grand Opera Records, made by our Gold Mould Process. are a distinct advance over anything of the kind here- tofore attempted. Edison Grand Opera Records ON SALE AT ALL DEALERS jy HEINRICH KNOTE, Tenor b. HOCISTES VERTRAT ESS Le piling So i Se By B. 3—" DI PROVENZA ‘Sang. in Italian By FLOR! B; BR. 7—ARIOSO, * Sung in By SicuoR “iS ANTONIO SCOTTI Copyright by Dapont Signor Scotti says: “LT have great pleasure in informing you that the cylinders which I sang for you are excellent from every point of view, and I consider them as an absolutely natural reproduction of my voice. | must, however, tell you that the cylinder on which I sang the air from the *Sonnambula’ pleases me most, and [certainly think it is the best of all I have ever heard.” In accordance with Mr. Edison's desire to make his Phonograph the musical instrument of the people, the price of these Grand Opera Records has been fixed at only 75¢. each. Hear them at nearest dealer's. Write our Orange, N. J., office for handsome Grand Opera supplement. National Phonograph Company 41 Lakeside Avenue, Orange, N.J. New York Chicago London Paris Berlla Brumcls Sydocy Mexico City ANDREAS PEL Copyriaht by Dapont York or Boston——Bv NEW YORK CENTRAL comicbooks.com 0S ANGELES Four Days from New