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This page contains primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political cartoons, though a few brief satirical jokes appear. The main joke—"Wishing Him Success"—satirizes religious hypocrisy. A stranger donates $25 to a church fundraiser, and the minister effusively blesses his business, hoping it doubles. The punchline: the donor is an **undertaker**, making the "blessing" darkly comedic since his profit depends on death. The satire mocks both naive clergy and mercenary motivations disguised as charity. A second joke references **Theodore Roosevelt**, implying he was consulted on domestic matters by the public (via the Jack Spratt rhyme). This reflects Roosevelt's popular image as an all-purpose advice-giver. The page is dominated by period product advertisements (whiskey, champagne, real estate guides, railway services, patent medicines for "blood poison") typical of Judge's commercial content. These ads, particularly the dubious medical remedies, are themselves subjects of period satire.

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WISHING Him Success The Supreme At the closing services of a religious : J organization, held in Philadelphia, an at- After-Dinner Cordial [(ehipt was made to raise a certain sum of money for some good work. * L will start the good work with twen- ty-five dollars!” cried a man who was a stranger to the preacher. “Thanks, brother! Thanks!" ex- claimed the minister presiding, effusively. “1 don't know your name, but may heaven bless your kind heart, and may your business during the coming year be doubled.” Instantly there was a laugh that was rir both long and loud, and the perplexed | u L public against preacher gazed at the delegates in aston- 7 g Mcounterfeit ishment. . ; Gvhiskey. 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