Judge, 1905-12-16 · page 7 of 48
Judge — December 16, 1905 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is **primarily advertising** with several brief humorous anecdotes sprinkled throughout. The main content includes: **Anecdotes:** Short jokes about everyday life—a man tying a woman's shoe (risqué for the era because it involved an "open-work stocking"), a boarding house couple moving out, and a woman praising her husband's tendency to start new ventures. These reflect early-20th-century social humor about courting, marriage, and gender relations. **Advertisements dominate:** Hunter Rye whiskey (emphasizing 50 years of popularity), Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce, Gillette Safety Razors (marketed as an ideal holiday gift), Sohmer Pianos, Cook's Champagne, and Dr. Scott's Electric Hair Brush. **Notable ad:** The Gillette Safety Razor ad reflects the relatively recent innovation of disposable blades, positioning it as a modern convenience product. The page reflects early 1900s consumer culture and modest humor standards rather than political satire.
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