Judge, 1905-12-16 · page 5 of 48
Judge — December 16, 1905 — page 5: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not satirical content. The main items are: 1. **Zeese-Wilkinson Company** (top left): A printing/engraving business soliciting work orders. 2. **"A Christmas Toast" cocktail ad** (center): G.F. Heublein & Bro. promoting their holiday drink with an illustration of a woman in elegant dress. 3. **Home-building advertisement** (bottom left): George Palliser's architectural book offering house plans. 4. **"Free" premium offer** (bottom right): The Great American Tea Company advertising premiums (china tea sets, etc.) with bulk tea/powder purchases. The page contains no political cartoons or social satire—it's a typical early 20th-century magazine advertising section aimed at middle-class consumers interested in home ownership, entertaining, and household goods.
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fax... | BAD HABITS OF THE COUNTRY. The grasshopper chews tobacco, The quail gets out his pipe The fish-hawk is so awful poor | The engraving and printing of : He has to hunt a * snipe.” this cover was executed by the The rooster has his cocktail, The orchard gets plum full ; The onion squanders every sc And the radish has a pull, “11: 11 IN GUATEMALA. Wilkinson neem Oe tes nue-sl | | Guatemala tells of the unusual baggage Company | transported by the railroads down there. | At the station of Retalhuleu, in western | Guatemala, he saw the following articles | checked as baggage : One c:ge of chick- Color-Plate Engravers s, a basket of ducks, a bundie of dred ifs, a crate of live iguanas, various er baskets, a crate of fighting-cocks, ba Jot eggs, baskets of fruit, silver in sacks a bundle of soiled clothes that some woman was taking down to the river to wash, furniture, hides in packages, smoked 213-217 Jerabs that smelled to the nest’ st tion, | baskets of bread, a smali alligator and East 24th Street | two live p New York A GENTLE HINT. And_ that,” said Mr. Staylate, con- cluding his tireseme story,“ was how my mother became interested in the home tor aged widows.” peaking of homes,” remarked Miss | || Patience, yawning ostentatiously, “does || sot that word + home * appeal to you and They are prepared to execute || make you feel there is no. place like it?” orders, large or small, for print- | —Patladeiphia Public Led ing in colors of Inserts, Cata- ‘ ~ logues, Book Illustrations, etc., UNTIMELY. etc. Satisfaction guaranteed. Forkins—" My dear, | ou would = = = not sing that song about + dew." Write for samples and etimate. |_|) Mrs. Fordins—+ Why not Forking —* It reminds me too much of the house-rent," Exchange. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT OWNING: YOUR OWN KOE! | F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- ment of $1.00 now will ve you hundreds of doll: in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire «o call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS OF THIS BKOOK7IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS Aves up-to-date book, containing ever ose huséred plans, all new (1002), of houses ranging in cost fee $:00 10 $2000; also plans of Pablic Library Duildings, Summer Hotels, Stables, Publee Halle, practical desi ° , aiding, by ~ Some peosie's homes are planned one wanting homes oF selling home-aitex, members of building associations, land companies, sicstate men, those having. land ta improve, carpenters and builders, and everyone interested of mya home, inese designs are, invaluable and will prove of very great value {0 large pages, size 11x 14 inches. Price, bound in heavy paper cover. sent by ind im cloth, $2.00. ‘Sent by mal, postpaid, to any address om receipt of iPorders with remittances to JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don’t send currency. —$_ with the Christmas Christmas Toast Spirit A Club Cocktail is as fragrant and stimulating as a pretty girl. It is not only the best cocktail but the most delightful drink in the world. More perfect in its delicate flavor, in the q gredients, and its scientific blending and ageing than any made by guesswork cocktail possibly can be. CLUB COCKTAILS are the necessary accompaniment to A Merry Christmas and to the whole Happy New Year, Seven varieties—each one a delight—of good dealers everywhere G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. HARTFORD NEW YORK LONDON RECONCILING THE DISPARITY. “No,” he said ; “I'm not sure whether “Isn't the bride older than the bride-| my wife’s Christmas gift tome was meant groom ?” to p'ease me or humble my pride.” | She was an intimate friend of his] “What did she give you ?" grandmother. he had a crayon portrait of me made “ Mercy ! how very wealthy she must|by an am: teur artist."—English Mius- be !"— Cleveland Plain Dealer. trated Mugazine. o~ FREE = Grand Gold Medal Premiums. WRITE NOW AND GET FEST CHOICE OF Art Lace Curtains, Parior Lamp, Table Cover, Parlor Clock, ‘es, Imported 56-Piece China Tea Set, &c., &c. FRER with order for20 Ibs. of celebrated Now Crop @ic. Tea, oF 20 Ibs. Baking Powder Go. 1b. oF assorted order Teas and Baking Powder of @lba, Bomoss Coffeedic. 1b, Coupons, exchangeablo for many magnificent premiums, are given with every 250. worth of Tea, Coffee, Baking Powder, Spices and Extracts, indo orstprentem THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. ay-2:825220y.y, comicbooks.com