Judge, 1905-11-25 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 25, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, containing multiple commercial advertisements rather than satirical cartoons. The visible text content includes humorous **anecdotes** rather than political satire: - **"The Train Flew"**: A joke about rural Indian Territory residents experiencing a train crossing a trestle for the first time, panicking at the sight of ground beneath them. - **"Stupid Jeweler"**: A woman's engagement ring inscription was misspelled, causing embarrassment. - **"Still Had a Little Pride"**: A thief arrested for dog-stealing insists the charge be called "embezzlement" instead, claiming he has standards. - **"Not Worrying in Rillville"**: Southern rural humor about moonshine distilleries and avoiding rent payments due to apocalypse predictions. The jokes rely on period stereotypes about rural/southern ignorance and criminality. The advertisements (soap, champagne, insurance, automobiles) are typical early 1900s magazine content. **No significant political satire is evident on this page.**
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SS TRIE | > S24 et Beer- Milwaukee Glenn’s Sulphur Soap Hot Weather For redness, chafing, prickly heat. No remedy gives the same grateful relief and comfort, Unequaled for toilet purposes, Sold by all druggists, ‘stair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, S0e. The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne te Standard of ‘American Wane HENRY LINDENMEYR & 81 PAPER WAREHOUSE Sot. 22, 4, and 36 Weecker Street Branch \Farebouse, 2 heekmnan street, Sew York LL KINDO OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS \cooK REMEDY Co. 'Q0 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IL, U. 8. A. ‘THE TRAIN FLEW. An old patriarch and his wife from the hills of Indian Territory were riding on a railroad train in the Choctaw nation for | the first time in their lives, according to the Kansas City Yournal. They were very much interested in the scenery and the novelty of their experience when the | train suddenly ran upon a long trestle. Looking out of the window, the old peo- ple saw the ground recede from beneath them, and they held their breath in abject terror. When the train finally reached the dirt road-bed again the old woman looked at her husband with a sigh of relief and said, “Thank the Lord, Silas, we've lit !” Physicians prescribe Abbott's Angostura Bit- ters for the stomach and nerves. STUPID JEWELER. Miss Inez Entz — “Yes; Mr. Fickel proposed last night and we're engaged now. I'm so happy; and I'm the first girl George ever loved, Miss Wise— Yes?’ I don't notice your ring ; didn’t he give you one?" Miss Inez Entz— Yes ; but, you see, he had to take it back to have it fixed. The stupid jeweler made the inscription Genevieve’ instead of Catholic Standard, STILL HAD A LITTLE PRIDE. “What is this man charged with?” asked the police justice. “Stealing a dog, your honor,” said the officer. «Well, sir, what have you got to say for yourself ?” “Your honor,” answered the prisoner, drawing a grimy coat-sleeve across his nose, **if you'll make it embezzlement I'll plead guilty. I may be a thief, but I've got feelin's."—Chicago Tribune. NOT WORRYING IN RILLVILLE. A cold winter is predicted ; but there's one consolation: The moonshine distil- leries never freeze; and even if they should, we're all mighty fond of cracked ice. Some of the prophetic saints assure us that the world will come to an end early in December next ; so we've quit paying house rent in. advance, and we won't order any more firewood yet awhile— Atlanta Constitution. WE ALL Do. “When in Rome I do as the Romans do.” “ And when in New York 2” “Oh, I get done just as if I were a New ‘Louisivile Courier-Fournal. MSILHENNY’S SALaASCO All the moder features refined to Rambler simplicity. ‘Motor—Four cylinder verticle, 20-25 horse power. A triumph of accessibility and structural design. | Valves opening into center of explo- sion chamber, ensuring quick clearance. Rambler throttle control, auto- matic lubrication, silent muffler without back pressure. Safety Cranking Device—by which motor is started without possibility of back-firing. Transmission—Sliding gear, three speeds forward and reverse, with large wide gears running in oll. Bevel gear drive. heel Base—106 inches. d cross members, pressed steel. ‘Two sets, one on driving shaft, the other on rear wheels, ighest possible grade with ample seats Price, vnciding full equipment of tools, lamps, horn, etc, $1,750. Advance sheets iving full laformation at your service. Thos. B. Jeffery @ Co., Main Office and Factory Kenosha, Wis. U.S. A. ae < Seay cof, 0. Wabash Aye, 9 Francia, Ney or Aer ending ies 143 Colembus apis MEN ties st wukee, 437-439 Broadway ENDOW, 18 ISSUED py MAS THE STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR Ney Pn oR, onl SENSE eh \ “Wen DER ‘Compan eat, You May Be Surprised to know how much Life- Insurance you can get for an average weekly saving of Two Dollars, Payable to The Prudential | ““" Quarterly, Semi-Annually | Address or Annually, Send inThis Age Coupon and we will send‘ you the Figures. Occupation. Without committing myself to any action, I shall be glad to receive, free, particulars and rates of Endowment Policies. comicbooks.com