Judge, 1905-11-25 · page 12 of 16
Judge — November 25, 1905 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal editorial content. The main elements are: **Advertisements:** - Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey ("The American Gentleman's Whiskey") - Club Cocktails - Grape-Nuts cereal (featuring a testimonial about health benefits) - Sohmer Pianos - Evans Ale - Cortez Cigars - Sommer Pianos - Various smaller ads **Brief Humorous Items:** The page includes several short jokes/quips (labeled "Truly Edifying," "Comment by Uncle Eph," etc.) typical of Judge's satirical format—observations about marriage, sanctimony, and domestic life. **The Eagle Cartoon:** One illustrated piece shows an eagle with a globe, titled "National Bird Talk," making a joke about the Stork. The page reflects early-20th-century advertising priorities and consumer products, with whiskey and tonics prominently featured alongside health-food claims (Grape-Nuts) that seem dubious by modern standards.
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The Exquisite Flavor Hunter Baltimore Rye and its mellow deliciousness appeal most strongly to people of refinement, hence it is called The American Gentleman's Whiskey Soldat all rat-clane cafes and by Jobers M.LANAHAN & Baltimore, Md. 9009990 000000000000000' DOMESTIC NOTE. Next to a good cook the most impor- tant thing in your house is to get along with your wife—Baltimore Herald. WHAT would become of the average American club if the buffet were removed — and what really makes the American buffet? The American drink—and that’s a cocktail. CLUB is the only brand worthy of the American taste. CLUB COCKTAILS are scientifically blended from choicest liquors, and aged to tickle the most critical palate. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Martini, Ver- mouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO, Sole Proprietors HARTFORD NEW YORK LONDON Press Bareau will wend you a ou. your yom ra want amt be ep to yeh may $f ony eae on Une Se Seates a Staten and Seiarearchede ‘Hexey Romance, 33 Union ‘TRULY EDIFYING. “ What sort of a man is old Halow ?” “Well, he claims that he has been sanctified, and that makes all who hear him happy.” * How so?” “Why, to reflect that they have not been, you know."—San Francisco Call, Nothing better for a sluggish appetite than Abbott's Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. COMMENT BY UNCLE EPH. I's knowed some folks dat claimed dey had fo'knowledge, w'en de fac’ wuz dey wuz jes’ haugs an’ had fo’ feet.—Dat/as News. THEN SHE FINDS OUT. Sometimes a woman is so afraid that her husband is not sleeping well that she wakes him up to ask him—New York Press. The Sohmer Piano is the prime favorite for artists for both concert and private use. HE’D BEEN WARNED. accuse me,” said the chronic bachelor, “of always looking out for number one. But I'm not—I'm trying to evade her."—Cleveland Leader. «They PASSING OF PORRIDGE. MAKES WAY FOR THE BETTER FOOD OF A BETTER DAY. “ Porridge is no longer used for break- fast in my home,” writes a loyal Briton from Huntsville, Ont. This was an ad- mission of no small significance to one * brought up” on the time-honored stand- by. "One month ago,” she continues, «I bought a package of Grape-Nuts food for my husband, who had been an invalid for over a year. He had passed through a severe attack of pneumonia and la grippe combined, and was left in a very bad condition when they passed away. “TL tried everything for his benefit, but nothing seemed to do him any good. Month followed month and he still re- mained as weak as ever. I was almost discouraged about him when I got the Grape-Nuts, but the result has compen- sated me for my anxiety. ‘In the one month that he has eaten Grape-Nuts he has gained to pounds in weight, his strength is rapidly returning to him, and he feels like a new man. Now we all eat Grape-Nuts food, and are the better for it. Our little 5-year- old boy, who used to suffer from pains in the stomach after eating the old-fashioned porridge, has no more trouble since he began to use Grape-Nuts, and I have no more doctor's bills to pay for him. “We use Grape-Nuts with only sweet cream, and find it the most tasty dish in our bill of fare. “Last Monday I ate 4 teaspoonfuls of Grape-Nuts and cream for breakfast, nothing else, then set to work and got my morning's work done by g o'clock, and felt less tired, much stronger, than if I had made my breakfast on meat, potatoes, etc., as I used to. I wouldn't be without Grape-Nuts in the house for any money.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a rea- son. Read the little book, The Road to Wellville,” in packages. ++s-NOW READY... “THIS @ THAT” About Caricature —————=By ZIM: A book of sound advice for the comiceart student $1.50 by mail Address Zeese-Wilkinson Co. 215 East 24th Street, N. ¥. WILSON WHISKEY THAT'S ALL! NATIONAL BIRD TALK. Tue EAGLE AND THE sToRK—" Why don't you get a steady job like ours?” ___ Tue TuRKer—"* What! give up the fattest job in these whole United States with the ‘guarantee of a final transfer to the department of the interior? Skidoo, you fellows- skidoo!" Lasting Produces} Strenstn Promotes} Sixcston Insures | ispeut Appetite Not merely a Stimulant but « Food. Ali Dealers and Restaurants. CHEERING REFLECTION. Do not envy her beautiful new hat! Remember she may have had to pay for it herselfew Orleans Times. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor tu St. Gites AGARS *MADE AT KEY WEST#— Famer ser Sew WHAT “WE” MISSED. ‘We know there was a lucky star in the heavens when we were born, or else we would have been born a horse, and bees driven in a delivery wagon—d{tchisos Globe. Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers 4 Do you ever make investments in Wall Street securities? Do you ever buy of sell stocks of bonds? If s0, do not fl to read "Jupe' Hin to Money stent every week in * Leslie's Weekly, in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honedily and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the dock market from week to week. This isthe moft reliable financial department publiah- ed in the United States, and thousands have teftied in waiting that it has cither made or saved them money. 4 Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in & three months? trial su a fo ** Leslie's Weekly” for $5.25, «ich will give you the right to free a swers to any questions regarding stocks and bonds which you may ask. Addr ge Company, 225 Fou _ Southwestern Limited —Best Train for Cincinnati and St. Louis—NEW YORK CENTRAL comicbooks.com