Judge — November 11, 1905 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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MUCH MORE FASHIONABLE. THE lawyer knitted his brows. “This is a serious case,” he said. The woman shrugged her shoulders. She was a fashionable woman, and fashionable women always shrug their shoulders—in stories, “Pooh! It is nothing,” she said. «It has been done before— many times before.” + You forget,” persisted ‘the lawyer with the frankness of his profession, «that it is a peniten- tiary offense.” She laughed a musical little laugh and again gave her shoul- ders an expressive shrug which seemed to say, “You never saw anything like these in the penitentiary,” and their owner supplemented this by saying, Others have escaped.” JUDGE 5 EAV ORES “True,” replied the lawyer ; AMELIA BINGHAM, LEADING WOMAN INP. P. PROC TOR'S ALL-STAR PIPTH-AVENUE COMPANY. A face that’s as fair as a flower, they had a defense to make. “a A form that’s the finest in town, They had alibis or pleas of ‘not tC 6 A talent that’s good nature's dower, u i ‘ ia stad tral’ fit for aieromns guilty," oF other things with which a A voice that rejoices the hearing, to go to trial, while you admit IN THE BEETLEBURGH HOTEL. A gown that appeases the eye, that you stole the goods.”” Witte Bus (to porter)—"" The next time | take a jcb as Acharacter ever endearing, 8 ” boots I'll pick out a hotel wh they don't entertai tipedes."* ‘An artist we cannot pass by. «Such a disagreeable word ! ots I'll pick out a hotel where they don't entertain centipedes. she commented. «Why not say REST] HE COULD “AFFORD, ‘took them’ instead? But never mind ; I have my defense.” 3 4 The lawyer looked surprised but gratified, + It is well,” he said. «What “but you must remember that +6 AREN'T you ashamed to go around begging with a breath like that ?” is it?" “Why, really,” she replied, «I'm not just sure as to that. That's the st1s; the ihestiI.canyaffords, ‘Beggars ‘can't’ usecham- point upon which I want you to advise me. I thought of pleading ‘unconscious assimilation" at first as being something very new and fetching, but I under- COLLEER LEARNING. pagne for a breath-perfume."* stand it won't fit a case of this sor 5 5 —— ; ‘i Farmer Jones— Did yer son learn much at th’ ‘agri- The lawyer didn’t see how it possibly could. was eet e j cultural coNege *? “Then,” she said with decision, «+ it is a mere matter of deciding between & : ; i ; Farmer Brown—* Wa-al, yes. He learned ter kleptomania and somnambulism ; but I confess it is a little difficult to choose. pare ‘ é mandolin an’ sing ‘In th’ Shade of th’ Old Apple-tree. Now, if I only knew Yes? : TRUTHFUL MAID. “If I only knew which was the most fashionable I'd be ready for t GO JHERE are you going, my pretty maid ?" wouldn't 12" Then, after a thoughtful pause, she added, «+ Kleptomania is Ww TH peally Gant ence al” dhe ald getting to be disgustingly common, don’t you think? Perhaps we'd better try des foul anes On cokayan? Se mabe somnambulism,” “That's why I don't know, sir," she said. PROMINENT. + YVHAT would you say was Miss Beaut's strongest characteristic?” HEN a fat man undertakes to run the universe the re- **Self-possession,” replied Mittenbad ; for she had just refused him, sult is apoplexy. A NEW HAND. First capor—"'I thought yer sed dat guy knowed de game?" I did." Yep; so wi be don't know de foist t'ing about de langwidge uv de game. All he sez is ‘Great Scott!" when he misses."* comicbooks.com