Judge — November 11, 1905 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Scene: A Restaurant Patron—“ Have you a steak two inches thick that you can serve hot with a faint tinge of blood as cut into?” Restaaratear—“No. I have nothing like that. If I had I'd eat it myself.” MORAL: That steak calls loudly for Evans’ Ale. When Feet are Tired and Sore Bathe them with Glenn's Sulphur Soap and luke- warm water. The relief im- pedi rateful and comfort- ing. by druggists. | Glenn’s Sulphur Soap ‘sHair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brows, S0c. NO THURSDAY BABIES IN KANSAS. Country papers have formed a trust and decreed that babies should not be born on Thursday. That is publication day and the editors are “* too busy inside to run down items.” — Kansas City Journal. ATLANTIC CITY is most delightful in November and December and the , new Fireproof Chalfonte is in the very centre of its varied attractions. There is no better time for a visit than now. Write for Illustrated Folder and Rates to THE LEEDS COMPANY Always Open On the Beach ‘AUESG/BURDES (GP BOORE. back nom rng mental Ginger with an ample and Bppetiing an “% Jvocas and other light nes A nice receipt of remittance. Ss Foard Avenue, New Yorks HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE oa £2, 4. nd 4 Nleecer Street Uranen Watehoues, 0 beekmas Streee Sew York ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER ppt bundreds of tera sine "Toledo, Ohio: | and is a great strengthener. | Indians that worship the sun ! DOCTOR NO GOOD. “ Doctor,” said the patient, «I believe | there's something wrong with my stom- ach,” “Not a bit of it,” replied the doctor. “God made your stomach, and He knows how to make stomachs. There's some- thing wrong with the stuff you put into it, maybe, and with the way you stuff it in and stamp it down ; but your stomach is all right.” And immediately the patient discharged him.—Ex. Abbott's Angostura Bitters braces the nerves At druggists. REST FROM WORSHIP. The Manchester Guardian tells a good story of the weather, The scene was a Strand omnibus. A leaden s! was overhead, the rain poured down wi compromisingly and mud was underfoot. | A red-capped Parsee, who had -been sit-| ting near the dripping driver, got down as the conductor came up. + What sort of chap is that ?” asked the driver. “Don't yer know that 2" answered the conductor. “Why, that’s one o° them rs Worships the sun 2” said the shiver- ing driver, “I suppose ‘e’s come over ‘ere to ‘ave a rest WEAKEST GO TO THE WALL. “ Well,” said D'Auber, whose master- piece had been rejected. “1 never real- ned the truth of the old proverb until 1 saw this exhibit.” “ What proverb 2” inquired the friend. «+The weakest must go to the wall.’” Ex, OLD-FASHIONED FARE. HOT BISCUITS, GRIDDLE-CAKES, PIES AND PUDDING The food that made the fathers strong is sometimes unfit for the children under the new conditions that our changing civilization is constantly bringin; ‘One of Mr. Bryan's neighbors in the great state of Nebraska writes : “ Lwas raised in the South, where hot biscuits, griddle-cakes, pies and puddings are eaten at almost every meal, and by the time I located in Nebraska I found myself a sufferer from indigestion and its attendant ills—distress and pains after meals, an almost constant headache, dull, heavy'sleepiness by day and sleeplessness at night, loss of flesh, impaired memory, ete., etc. “'T was rapidly becoming incapacitated for business, when a valued friend sug- gested a change in my diet, the abandon- ment of heavy, rich stuff and the use of Grape-Nuts food. I followed the good advice and shall always be thankful that I did so. “Whatever may be the experience of others, the beneficial effects of the change were apparent in my case almost imme- diately. My stomach, which had rejected other food for so long, took to Grape- Nuts most kindly; ina day or two my headache was gone, I began to sleep $| healthfully and before a week was out the scales showed that my lost weight was ;| coming back. My memory was restored »| with the renewed vigor that I felt in body and mind. For three years now Grape-Nuts food had kept me in prime condition, and I propose it shall for the rest of my days. “And by the way, my 2}4-year-old baby is as fond of Grape-Nuts as I am; always insists on having it. It keeps her as healthy and hearty as they make them." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. 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