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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. **Main Content:** - Large Wilson Whiskey ad ("That's All I") dominates the right side - Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey advertisement (left) - Judge magazine self-promotion announcing its 25th Thanksgiving issue **Minor Humorous Pieces:** - Brief jokes about church practices ("No Matins There") - A cow-milking anecdote - A definition joke mocking New Yorkers' snobbery (anyone not from NYC is a "dub") - A dinner joke about modest hospitality **The "Ballad of Dreams"** is a romantic poem about lost castles and abandoned love—sentimental rather than satirical. **Historical Context:** By 1905, Judge had shifted from hard-hitting political cartooning toward lifestyle magazine content, heavy advertising, and genteel humor. The page reflects the magazine's commercialization and appeal to affluent readers—note the emphasis on fine whiskey, piano quality, and consumer goods. There's no evident political commentary.

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$90000000000000000000000000 Deservedly The Renowned Whiskey of the World and Mellow Baltimore Ba fanmone Re The Ametican Gentleman's Whiskey And for ladies obliged to use a stimulant this is THE Whiskey Self at ath Qratcaae cafes and by Jobers WM: LAN AIAN & SON, Haluiuore, Md” 99000: EXPERIENCE. T never milked a muley cow That munched away on clover But she would lift her leg somehow And kick the milk pail over. — Chicago Chronicle NO MATINS THERE. * Do you have matins in this church ?° asked the High Church visitor of the verger of the village church, “No, in deed,” replied that dignitary with scorn We has oil cloth, and right up to th chancel, too !"—Ram's Horn. yi PRE lust Wait Till | Tell You! ‘You can get seven lovely pidtures and a set of Carine Tale Card dlty on thay cn be, with ‘alk cords and tamels, ALL For SEVENTY CENTS ‘The pictures are just dear! You get three Stan- laws Potten, cae big one on fine coated paper, 11x 14%. nice enough to frame, the other two color are beautiful ; and two of Flage's girl heads, dove in sepia oa heavy paper, veady to frame for the parlor. It is the bea value for the money the Judge Company has ever offered, and you want to order nght away. Addres Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. BALLADE OF DREAMS. In old Castile, that romance land, I builded with no thought of care ; Reared on the yielding, shifting sand, My castles towered high in air. All crumbled they, beyond repair, And far their dust has blown away, With nothing left but deserts bare— Where are my dreams of yesterday ? I built them in that st nny land, In marbled splendor, rich and fair ; Reared with a wave of Magic's wand— | A kingdom mine, beyond compare. And Lin purple, jewels rare, On golden throne held mighty sway, With tinkling music everywhere— Where are my «reams of yesterday ? WILSON WHISKEY THAT'S ALL! | And you, who shared my castle grand, Who came to me, so sweet, $0 fair, Where is thy gentle, tender hand That smoothed away my every care ? And where thy warm caress—and where The songs you sang at twilight gray ? Task in blinding, deep despair, Where are my dreams of yesterday ? LIENV Oh prince, my castles built in air Have vanished—naught but deserts gray Are left where stood my halls so fair. Where are my dreams of yesterday ? —WillF. Griffen in Milwaukee Sentinel. For busy men and women—Abbott’s Angos- tura Bitters. A delightful tonic and invigor. tor—a health-giver and a health-preser All druggists. DEFINED. “He has a bad habit ot calling every one ‘a dub.’” “Yes, he’s a New Yorker, you know.” “ Well 2" “ Weil, a New Yorker's idea of a *dub* is any one who doesn’t live in New York.” —Catholic Standard. ‘The Sohmer Piano ranks among the best for excellence of tone, durability and finish. A GIVEAWAY. Guest— Ah, Mrs. Blank, I seldom get as good a dinner as this.” Little Fohnny— Neither do we."— New York Sun. : Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers 1881 wo, change in its form, price, or frequency of issue, quarter of a century JUDGE has been bringing innocent merri JUDGE has had the continuous support of a of high-cl: to make things agreeable. C1905 Has been published once a week for twenty-four years, without For nearly a this period rge number advertisers, with a new one coming in occasionally But there is still a goodly number to whom our columns would be exceedingly valuable. If you have a worthy article to sell to men, there is no advertising medium in this country more likely to do you good than ours. millions of American homes. ment to Daring jal JUDGE HELPED TO GROW THIS PUMPKIN. Do you ever make investments in Wall Street ‘securities? Do you ever buy or sell stocks or bonds? If s0, do not fail to read "Jasper's Hints to Money-makers"" ‘every week in * Leslie's Weekly," in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honettly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the have teftified in writing that it has either aheent ee oe copy of beatae Weekly” is Ta pt Sods and sce Tr gowrelh oe Send tr eee Weekly” for $1.25 abich ie right to free an- swers to any questions reg: eter bel aioe may. ches Judge Company, 225 Fourth py New Ye My Twenty-fifth Thanksgiving Number Will be published about November 20th Here is a partial list of the articles that may be properly adver- tised in this number: Anglers’ Supplies, Ales, Automobiles. Books, Brushes, Binoculars, Beer, Bitters, Clothing, Cigars Cameras, Champagne, Candy, Cocoa, Chocolate, Cocktails, Cof: fee, Cigarettes, Diamonds, Firearms, Furniture, Groceries Hats, Hair Tonics, Insurance, Jewelry, Liqueurs, Minera! Waters, Medicines, Pianos, Playing Cards, Revolvers, Razors Railroads, Sporting Goods, Sauces, Shaving Supplies, Shoes Tobacco, Underwear, Whiskeys, and every’ thing fart the Thanks giving table. The merits of all these goods, and many others, may | enlarged upon in the advertising columns of JUDGE to our mutual benefit, and if you decide to make such an investment JUDGE will try in every honorable way to make it profitable. For advertising rates and specimen copies, address JUDGE COMPANY 225 FourtH AvENUE New York comicbooks.com