Judge, 1905-10-14 · page 19 of 20
Judge — October 14, 1905 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is **primarily advertising** with minimal satirical content. The main elements include: **Advertisements:** - Lea & Perrins' Worcestershire Sauce - Gillette Safety Razor (prominent, promising "400 shaves without stropping") - Williams' Shaving Stick (face insurance comparison) - Tea company employment opportunity **Humorous Content:** The only satirical piece is "Quite Insulting"—a brief joke mocking nouveau-riche snobbery. Mrs. Newport-Snobb considers Mr. Oldskule "vulgar" and "bourgeois" merely for asking a couple at their anniversary party if they had children—a reasonable, ordinary question. The satire targets pretentious social climbers who affect superiority through affected manners while exposing their own rudeness by finding normal conversation offensive. **Poetic Content:** "Mellow Fall" is a sentimental autumn poem unrelated to satire. The page reflects *Judge*'s business model: advertising revenue supporting occasional light humor, rather than hard political satire.
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Sauce THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE The Peerless Seasoning ‘This bottle with the label bearing the signature, Lea & Perrins, is familiar to the pub- lic, having been on the market for more than seventy ears. As a sea- Soning it improves more dishes than any other relish ever offered to the public. Soups, Fish, Meats, Game, Salads, etc., are made delicious by Its proper use. LEA&PERRINS’® SAUCE adds enjoyment to every dinner. GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL. 25 to 30 per cent, commie- stom. to get orders ior oat cele- Brated ‘Tess, Coffees, Spices, Ex. aking Powder Heaut foupons with eve apatite For Prompt sitention atldrese BG. E., care o¢ THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. P. 0. Box 289, 31-33 Vesey Street, N.Y. MELLOW FALL. Comes mellow fall with misty haze, Sere leaf and idling, dreamy days ; The summer's bloom and glow are past, | But all her fragrance still will last. A hint of frost is in the air, And rankling weeds grow everywhere. Where limpid pool and dead flags lie Reflects the sunset’s tinted sky ; Waves languidly the golden-rod, Alll dry and withered is the sod. The meadows where bright daisies grew Wear mantles of a yellow hue. The sun, blood red, sinks low to rest, A-crimsoning the far-off west ; The scattered flowers of sombre hue Are gemmed at morn with heavy dew The trees, ‘gainst Luna's silvery light, Make ghostlike shadow's in the night. Sun-kissed are valley, hill and dale— In fields of stubble pipe the quail ; From vine and orchard comes the spoil, The granaries reflect man’s toil. In yonder wood a rifle pops— And thro’ the limbs a squirrel drops ! Milwaukee Sentinel. QUITE INSULTING. Mrs, Newport-Snobb—" What a vul- gar person Mr. Oldskule is. So bour- geoise !” Mrs. Toadie-Toadie —“ Yes? does he show i Mrs. Newport-Snobb— By his ques- tions. He was present at the Roxley- Scadds’ tenth anniversary of their wed. ding, and he actually asked them if they had any children."—Exchange. How te he biG | dnsures JF) A soft, smooth Sace. p| Freedom from Irritation. Ease— B Comfort— ¥ Safety. i FACE INSURANCE WITHOUT STROPPING Like a triumphant army onward, marches the Gil- lette Safety Razor to Success. Used and endorsed to-day by thousands of business and professional men throughout the civilized wor By the Gillette way shaving is an economical luxury, not a drudgery. ‘The Gillette Safety Razor is one of the greatest méchanical inventions of the 20th century. It was a necessity and is now a success. A single trial wili convince the most incredulous, It is not what we sa alone, but what others say who use a Gillette Safety Razor, that will have with you the greatest weight. Ask a man who uses a Gillette and see what he says. $5.00 Complete NEW BLADES $1.00 PER DOZEN The Razor is triple silver-plated ; has 12 thin, flexible, highly tempered and keen double-edged blades. These bi are sharpened and ground by a secret process and require no honing or stropping. Each Blade will give from Twenty to Forty Smooth and Delightful Shaves You therefore have by using a Gillette Safety Razor 400 shaves without stropping, at less than 1 cent a shave. Over 200,000 Now in Use “Ask your ‘dealer for the Gillette Safety Razor. Accept no substitute. He can procure it for you. Write to-day for our interesting booklet which explains our Ji Free Trial Offer. Most dealers make this offer; if yours does not, we will. GILLETTE SALES COMPANY 1163 Times Building, 42d Street and Broadway, New York. is just about as important as life insurance. Williams’ Shaving Soap is “The only Safe Policy."” It affords absolute protection against the smarting, irritating and still more dreaded effects of inferior soaps, and keeps the face in a healthful condition always. acter shects vont ots tae osiling bet Oc pret pose ing, healing, WILLIAMS" SHAVING SOAP is used, ‘Willams’ Sticks, | Tablets, Toilet Ws Talcum Pow- Ecrudersey Creasfatiat Soap 8 "Tar Soap, etc.,s0ld everywhere ‘Williams’ Shaving Stick (Trial Size) sent for 4c. in stampa, THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. ‘Wei fr Thy Shave’ Goo ved Coret Drove.” From JUDGE HELPED TO GROW THIS PUMPKIN. My Twenty-fifth Thanksgiving Number Will be published about November 20th comicbooks.com