Judge — September 30, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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[aso Royal Highness— The American Gentleman.” RED Top RYE is an honest whiskey. Made of choicest Northern Rye and sbeo- lately pare limestoce well water, Ferdinand Westheimer & Sons DISTILLERS Clecinnst,O. 8. Joveph, Mo. Loaterlle, Ky. America’s Finest Whiskey— RED +: RYE Its up toYOU Wigg—* That Bjones girl seems rather pessimist Wagg—" Pessimistic is no name for it. Lasked her if she loved ine, and she said, + I'm afraid I do.’” Americans with a discriminating taste prefer Fyrcuiale, [HAMPAGNE -frazcivaré Foreign Champagnes cost as much because they are oblige to pay duty and ship freight. SERVED EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO., ST. LOUIS ‘THANKS BY THE BAND, The members of the Citizens’ band ask the ladies who gave the supper for the benefit of the band on Wednesday night, August gth, to please accept their sincere thanks. " It'is tne wish of every member that when these good ladies have done all the good deeds here that God would have them do, they be gathered home to join the heavenly band, where all will be joy, happiness and ‘good music, which all who live as these good ladies have lived shall enjoy ; and may the influ- ence of these good ladies ever guide the members of the Citizens’ band to a higher stand of morality and fame, and may we never cease striving until we have reached the topmost round of the ladder of fame, when God, in His wisdom, shall call us home; and when we have plaved our last tune here on ear:h may we be gathered with these good ladies around God's throne, where we can play on God's in- struments of gold, where our music will be sweeter, through the ceaseless ages of eternity. Fonesboro (Ark) Sun. RECIPE FOR A WORLD, Take one man, a woman and a garden. Add an apple and a good fresh snake. Stir gently until the pot begins to boil, then drain off the apple and keep adding children, Simmer on a slow fire, then put on ice. Alternate between the two extremes, giving the whole a good, sound basting when needed, turning slowly in a proper space. Keep adding time until the mass is of the consistency of a mud pie covered with ants. Multiply the inhab- itants and garnish with villages, towns, cities and empires. Now introduce a little theology and enough devil sauce to spice. Keep adding battle, murder, sud- den death and a good layer of cant.” Put plenty of salt in the water and sprinkle with bad society. When your world is finished throw it in the fire and begin all over again.—Leesburg (Ohio) Buckeye. Htayd LIFE THE BEST MILWAUKEE BEER THE INFLUENCE CF NEWSPAPER GUESSING. When the editor of the Daily If the editor guesses that the ac-- Howl guesses that a man accused cused {s Innocent a respectable por- of crime is fullly this Is the way trait is published and the reader says, he is pictured in hls newspaper. “Why, he don't look like a man DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT OWNING: YOUR OWN HOME ? F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S _. MODERN BUILDINGS 2 book, feandred plans, all . of houses in cost Acre up-to-date book, consining ove ote pleas, all new (1990), rasging from $500 to $20,000 ; ‘Library of houses Remit by money order or check—don’t send currency, 1881 Wd/ve_\905 PENING the Fall and Winter season, JUDGE rises from his hammock to remark that his next double number will be a Hotel and Club Number, with all the proper accompaniments. JUDGE fully appreciates the fact that he is on file in all first-class hotels and clubs,and once a year feels like paying them a little attention. Any advertiser who has a worthy article to sell to hotel proprietors, or club stewards, or to the gentlemen who patronize hotels and clubs, has a perfect right to take some space in this number, and any orders received in tesponse to this notice will be executed with neatness and dispatch. We already have a page from Wisconsin, a page and a quarter from Ohio, a quarter page from Massachusetts, a quarter page from New Jersey, a quarter aie e from Connecticut, several quarter pages from New York, many other smaller advertisements, and still room for yours. AND EVERY ANNOUNCEMENT IN JUDGE HAS GOOD POSITION This number will be dated October 14th, and all copy must be in hand not later than September 30th. Will be pleased to mail you a copy of our Fourth of July Number, which will enable you to select a desirable location, the size and style of make-up being similar. For advertising rates, specimen copies, and detailed information, address JUDGE COMPANY 225 FOURTH AVENUE NEW YORK comicbooks.com