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This page is primarily **commercial advertising** rather than satire or editorial cartooning. It contains advertisements for Kodak film, Lea & Perrins' Sauce, Sohmer pianos, George Palliser's house-building book, and the Judge Company's own products. The only substantial editorial content is a poem titled "Why We Loved Him" (from the Louisville Courier-Journal), which appears to praise an unnamed man for his humility and absence of smugness—he never said "I told you so" when things went wrong. This is sentimental rather than satirical. Below the poem is a section of generic witticisms labeled "POINTS," offering observations about human nature and behavior in the style typical of Judge magazine's era. The page reflects early-20th-century mass-market advertising and lifestyle content rather than political commentary or visual satire.

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KODAK Film for KODAKS || ‘The tilm you use is more important than the camera you use—more important than the lens you use. The amateur of | experience insists upon the film of experience. Kodak film has 20 years of experience behind it. Eastma: it isn’t Kodak Film, If it isn’ Look for ** Eastman " on the box ; | look for * Kodak" on the spool. EASTMAN KODAK CO, Rochester, N. Y. The Kodak City. LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN STORIES. Send ten cents for one of our ‘Story Pic- tures," beautifully printed on heavy coated paper. Each one is a complete story by itself, but with no reading matter. The little ones will spend happy hours weaving their childish fancies into stories about the pictures. pictures, pasted in an album, with thei tories written out, will make a most beautiful ouvenir of a child's early life. For fifty cents € will send seven cuts, not one of them of a character to be out of place in a child’s hands, \ddress Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. ‘WHY WE LOVED HIM. He wasn't much for beauty. Possessed no pile of pelf, But we cared not for that—not we— We loved him for himself. We loved each hair of his gray head Because when things would go To rack and smash he never said, “ Aha, I told you so.” He He was not over-wise nor smart, As it must be confessed, And others had as much of heart, But we loved him the best. He never claimed to be well bred, But when our cake was dough He never grinned and sagely said, * Aha, I told you so.” Let others laurels bring and bays For heroes of their own, But when he ends his earthly days ‘And rests beneath a stone, We'll only write above our dead, Our honest love to show— “ Here lies one man who never said, * Aha, I told you so." Louisville Courier-Journal, If you need a bracer in the morning try a glass of soda and a little of Abbott's Angostura Bitters. You'll be surprised how it will bright- en you up. POINTS. Men wouldn't flatter if women dian't flirt. The fellow who casts slurs often throws a boomerang. Some fellows fall in love and never get on their feet again, Bluff will get you a job, but it’s another thing to keep it. Aman is never too old to learn, but he is sometimes too young.— Philadelphia Record. In the theatrical firmament there are few fixed stars. 7a} 33, Lea & Perrins’ Sauce THE ORIGINAL WO: RCESTERSHIRE The Peerless Seasoning Even a football player lacks ap- petite before an ill-flavored dish. Why spoil good food with bad seasoning when at the nearest Erocer's a delicate sauce may be found which gives millions satis- faction? LEA & PERRINS' SAUCE has stood the test for more than seventy years.. Joba Duncas’sSoas, Agents, New York, F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted’ and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser, We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS tHE “SUHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Aven. cor tld St. rdeenct Sew Teacher —* Boys, what animal is it that supplies you with food and clothes ?" First boy“ (promptly) — “ Father."— New York Times. AMERICANS TO BE PROUD OF. Send 75 cents for our collection of eight beautiful” pictures (from 11 1-2x17 to 19 1-4x 24 1-4 in size) for patriotic Amer- s. The series includes two repro- ductions in colors from paintings of Pres- ident Roosevelt and our martyred Presi- dent McKinley, with halftones of Com- modore Schley, taken on the deck of his battle-ship ; Rear-admiral Sampson, typi- cal naval scenes, etc. The collection is unsurpassed in interest and value. No handsomer pictures could be had to frame for office, work-room or library. Don't miss the opportunity. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. Cerongoe| THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS A new up-to-date book, containing over one bundred plans, all new (1902), of houses ranging in cost thom Gusto Boncesy also plana of Public Library fanlamgs, Summer Hotel, Seales, Puble: alle etc, ete “This book is a collection of practical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and in- valuable to everyone thinking of building, by reason of thei having. been, with very few exceptions, planned in the ordinary course of a busy architect's practice during the last few years, and built in ‘aris parts ofthe country within the prices given. al description accompanies each plate improvements contained thus giving ol ine, a5 the plans and designs embody the best hou rreful study of those erecting them, {iving real Fesults as to cost and a Guide that is sale to follow. These desiges and plana haves there: fore.n value that can be fully appreciated fr their practical uiity, and ‘stand alone as real examples of how some people's homes are planned and what they To those wanting homes or selling home-sites, seers of beding ssociatons, land companies, real-estate men, those having land to improve, carpenters and builders, ‘sho ever hopes to own a home, these dengns are invaluable and wil wy paper cover, sent them. “Ie contains 115 larke pages, inches. ‘postpaid $0. Bown ‘cloth, 4 ten ‘Sout by malls pontpaid, to any’ aadresa on Feceipe Cf ‘ail orders with remictances sore ot wry greet alee & JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don’t send currency. and in Canada, ‘wherever that wonderful organization, the American News Company, operates, JUDGE may be found prominently displayed, Aside from a larger circulation by subscription than that of any other humorous weekly, the newsdealer has to carry JUDGE to fill an otherwise constantly unsatisfied demand. Consequently JUDGE has a news-stand sale larger than any other comic paper. In JUDGE will be found pictures and fun to drive away the blues— which the drummer gets when far from home—while in the advertising columns they will get the latest information as to the best razors, shaving soaps, toilet articles, clothing of all sorts, railroads, hotels, wines, ale, cigars, tobacco, cigarettes, and about everything that men require or desire. Ask any commercial man and he will tell you that JUDGE'S stories and jokes are an essential part of his outfit. Weare not soliciting advertisements of lingerie, but if this should catch the eye of any advertiser who has a worthy article to sell to men or women we are in the market for our share of the business, and will in every honor- able way try to make the advertising columns of our periodicals pay such an investor. Very truly yours; Judge Company [Ri HS. <a Ree EI comicbooks.com