Judge — September 16, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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To prove the exccllence COOK'S [HAMPAGHE « fiq2<2420, Sick people drink 1; well people ty and purity make it the favorite Champagne. SERVED EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO. 6T y a bottle. Lous “Sead 10 ea. for samles of all four preparations. The Andrew Jergens Co., Sole Licensee, Cin, O }} “A scowling look is alto- gether unnatural.” All the features of Pears’ Soap are pleasing. A natu- rally good soap for the complexion. Sold by the cake and in boxes. You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Juoce when answering advertisements. ESSAY ON THE HORSE. Here is a Bombay student's essay upon the horse : “The horse is a very noble quadruped, but when he is angry he will not do so. He is ridden on the spinal cord by the bridle, and sadly the driver places his foots on the stirrup, and divides his lower limbs across the saddle, and drives his animal to the meadow. He has a long mouth, and his head is attached to the trunk by along protuberance called the neck. He has four legs; two are in the front side and two are afterwards. These are the weapons on which he runs, and also defends himself by extending those in the rear in a parallel direction toward his foe, but this he does only when in a vexatious mood. His fooding is gener- ally grasses and grains. He is also useful to take on his back a man or woman as well as some cargo. He has power to run as fast as he could, He has got no sleep at night time, and always standing awaken. Also there are horses of short sizes, They do the same as the others are generally doing. There is no animal like the horse ; no sooner they see their guardian or master they always crying for fooding, but it is always at the morn- ing time. They have got tail, but not so long as the cow and other such like sim- ilar animals."—Philadelphia Ledger. ‘WHEN SHE IS PLEASED, A girl is always pleased with her seat if she can see from it her reflection in the mirror.—Somerville Journal, A WOMAN'S OPINION. “She says her husband's behavior is due to the fact that he is insanely jealous because of her beauty.” “I'm sorry for her lawyer.” “Why ?” “Because the jury will give a verdict for her husband as soon as they see her.” —The Plain Dealer, [ler THE BEST AUCH THREE MONTHS FOR A QUARTER. ive cents for a three-months’ subscrip- wae to, the ‘Se oly Aagesine ¢f Poms Replete with humorous stories, ver jokes. Fall of fan and laoghter. thing for the tired basiness man, the distracted ho the merry Ghildren. Is babbling good natare le boon toalloges dress Judge Company, 225 Fourth Ave., New York. runs smooth,” ROMEIKE’S fry fr" clippings which may appear abot Tt may- be true that he laughs best who laughs last, but some people don’t | Every, newspaper and periodical laugh until next day. Unita Sich nd Baroy searched. to notices, Haney Rowaiee, 33 Union Square, N Slobbs—“1 suppose because it never Berean will neweparet orany nbject on which Vou want ta be ‘odae? ’ u Zac in the ei, $50 lot CR 'F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK I8 far Use to fences? alo ete, ete. 1 This book is a collection of aluable x0 everyone planned in the ordinary course ‘various parts ofthe country within the ovement contained, hs in “Gesigas exsboty the best = Serna ters Fagor eran 1 designs showing examples inking of building, by reason of their ha bee. with very Se enero GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS new up-to-date book, spn Rte ae sore ese at Sommer H ge ay tari last few years, iis sock ln, giving mae bight of orien, how bt and fished, and ing build wary great valoeto ne contemplating to lollow: ‘These danigus and plane haves there: ‘tility, and stand alone as real examples JUDGE COMPANY, 325 Fourth Avenue, New York 2.1905 1881 Sil PENING the Fall and Winter season, JUDGE rises from his hammock to remark that his next double number will be a Hotel and Club Number, with all the proper accompaniments. JUDGE fully appreciates the fact that he is on file in all first-class hotels and clubs,and once a year feels like paying them a little attention. Any advertiser who has a worthy article to sell to hotel proprietors, or club stewards, or to the gentlemen who patronize hotels and clubs, has a perfect right to take some space in this number, and any orders received in response to this notice will be executed with neatness and dispatch. We already have a page from Wisconsin, a page and a quarter from Ohio, a quarter page from Massachusetts, a quarter page from New Jersey, a quarter pa e from Connecticut, several quarter pages from New , many other smaller advertisements, and still room for’ yours. AND EVERY ANNOUNCEMENT IN JUDGE HAS GOOD POSITION This number will be dated October 14th, and all copy must be in hand not later than September 3oth. Will be pleased to mail you a copy of our Fourth of July Number, which will enable you to select a desirable location, the size and style of make-up being similar. For advertising rates, specimen copies, and detailed information, address JUDGE COMPANY it by money order or check —doa’t send currency. 225 FOURTH AVENUE NEW YORK comicbooks.com