Judge, 1905-08-26 · page 13 of 16
Judge — August 26, 1905 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The main visual element is a **cartoon joke** (lower left): A law professor questions a student about burglary. When asked if stealing from an open door while someone sleeps counts as burglary, the student replies "Yes, sir; that would break me"—a pun on "break" (entering) and being financially ruined. The page contains ads for **I.W. Harper Rye whiskey**, **Sohmer Pianos**, **Loftis System Diamonds on Credit**, and **Optis Cigars**. A significant section discusses **shaving products and barber shops**, revealing that "Judge was on file in more than 75 per cent. of all the desirable barber-shops"—essentially advertising the magazine's circulation reach to potential advertisers. The "Circulation Surprise Facts" section boasts Judge reaches approximately **100,000 barbers** weekly, framing this as proof of the magazine's valuable audience for product advertising. This appears to be a **house advertisement page** promoting Judge's own value to advertisers rather than satirical content.
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Never sold snd you bad them of any wigs . ot a in bulk. nee ay Grand Prize are’ de qesseros'|H.B. KIRK & CO., Sole Battlers, N.Y |, cso." THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE | LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN Ist FE ‘H iH STORIES. LIST OF THs HIGHEST Send ten cents for one of our ‘Story Pic- ROMEIKE’ Bureas will GRADE PIANOS tures,” beautifully printed on heavy coated ian poeta reer . ; ; sian oaay meat aper. Each one is a complete story by iteelf, ie eo ect on ou rag jee opto date” with no reading matter, The litle ones] a. aayradh tte 20> Sutera, Fa ie [pel cgipeoentbohee etme Bll will spend happy hours weaving their childish id by First Cinss Dealers aS Roum 33 Union Squares Ne. Ye fancies into stories about the pictures. | These | _——-——____________— i it it HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS pictures, pasted in an album, with their little $$ stories written out, will make a most beautifull PAPER WAREHOUSE yore prompt attention and beter service souvenir of a child’s early life. For fifty cents Noa. £2.44, and ¥ iNleecker Sureet OSE Wnts, Snaireclng Gd vertionmentsy we will send seven cuts, not one of them of a] ranch Warebcusc, a eekman suet. New York character to be out of place in a child's hands. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, | yg wa get more prompt attention and better service New York. by mentioning JUDGE when answering advertisements. Sohmer Building, gusty Sth Ave. cor 22 St. FACTS IN THE CASE, Professor — What constitutes bur- glary 2” Law-student — “There must be a breaking.” Professor—“ Then if a thief entered the open door of your room while you were asleep and extracted five dollars from your pocket you would not call it FACTS burglary, eh 2” Law-student “Yes, sir; that would break me."—Chicago News, FOR MEN WHO SHAVE beautiful pictures (from 11 1-217 t OR GET SHAVED, OR DEAL iful pi rom 2x17 to 19 1-424 1-4 in size) for patriotic Amer- IN SHAVERS’ SUPPLIES icans. The series includes two repro- 3 7 ue gation sg tbe Cosine sacnery: waaile by tio‘oh oer AMERICANS TO BE PROUD OF, Send 75 cents for our collection of eight en Recwevelt nd out marteed Presc|® the largest advertisers in America who manufacture goods for shavers, dent McKinley, with half-tones of Com- showed that Judge was on file in more than 75 per cent. of all the desirable modore Schley, taken on the deck of his]$ barber-shops. battle-ship ; Rear-admiral Sampson, typi- Jn the case of Advertiser No. I, the renewal calls for just double the space oa eae ee The, collections fs on the last order (2,500 lines). Advertiser No. 2, who had never before used handsomer pictures could be had to|S Yew@e Placed an order for nearly Tevo Thousand Dollars ($2,000.00). frame for office, work-room or library. Judge is sold regularly to more than 20,000 up-to-date barbers. These pro- Don't miss the opportunity. Address prietors employ from one to ten assistants, probably an average of four, a total Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue,|$ of 80,000, and a grand total of New York. ‘THow shout Pictures for ‘Semmer Home? CLARK EXPOSITION, AND THE [There will i be dark ewig and dall ROCKY MOUNTAINS, Each one of these tonsorial artists probably shaves five customers daily. i -ol-door pleasures pall’ and An Attractive Fall Tour via Pennsylvania Ratlrosd. These customers while they wait enjoy the columns of Judge, making a cir- The Pennsylvania Railroad Company has arranged a : : pew AM morkow nce jpromry Amel —oety culation along this one line of Peiedling ‘the Yellowstone Park, Portland (for wc tieetae Rates taatocreit eae THREE MILLIONS A WEEK fee SO emg on ; special tala atrnd Sete. suctge is read, reread, handled and passed around, until tt has to be A py ‘three pment. The itinerary will cover of immersed in the sterilizer, along with all the rest cf the barbers’ parapher- oe nalia, And Judge will stand a pressure of sixteen pounds of steam to the square inch, and emerge gay and smiling as ever. SIGE ONE DOLLAR wo wil send, te aon feutined The tab Gs te nerecm inn |(e Ser A WORD TO THE WISE SHAVER OR Ear ce Fo, and! ther ide ions, t0 ial dis . SHAVEE SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT ‘[Dee't delay endertag, but write at once to Sum- Sead kare tae Comer | [Pireatiehee Sevevesvsevevessssvssessseseeve9eeeeTTe0800000900009000000900000000009 i comicbooks.com