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This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor pieces**, not political satire in the traditional sense. The main content includes: **"New Treatment for Love-Letters"** — A humorous anecdote about a Virginia couple who carried their courtship letters in two white-satin pillows down the wedding aisle, solving the problem of embarrassing old love-letters surfacing after marriage. The joke rests on the couple's prolific correspondence creating visibly large pillows. **"Just to Please Him"** — A brief comedic dialogue where a son explains he calls his father "the governor" because it pleases him, even though his mother is actually in charge. This reflects early 20th-century gender dynamics where wives controlled household decisions while husbands maintained nominal authority. The remainder of the page consists of **product advertisements** (Lea & Perrins Sauce, Gillette Safety Razors, Sohmer Pianos, house plan books) typical of *Judge* magazine's revenue model. No significant political figures or events are referenced.

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NEW TREATMENT FOR LOVELETTERS. The disposition of love-letters has al- ways been a difficult problem. They have a way of turning up so inconven- iently later. ‘The post-nuptial emergence of the epistolary nothings of the court- ship days has always been a trial, A Virginia couple have devised a new treatment, as follows: All the letters written by the pair during their courtship were borne up the aisle before them by a small boy and girl as they approached the altar, The letters were incased in two white-satin pillows, the size of which indicated the epistolary industry of the lovers during the wooing. The little car- riers were pretty well winded when they reached the floral altar and deposited their burdens in front of it. Upon these the pair knelt while receiving the blessing | of the pastor. After the ceremony the pillows were placed in a position of honor in the home. Lea & Perrins’ Sauce Ine ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE JUST TO PLEASE HIM. Friend (of the family)—"Why do you The Veeriess Seasoning: | always speak of your father as the ‘ gov- The housewile who Knows the delicious- pass ofa vell-cooked pata of Cold Meats, his a revelation in Lek @ PERRINS' SAUCE. sul relish 0 Cold Roast . Beef Tongue, Baked Beans, Mac: Seal asd Cheese, Chops, Salads, ete. John Deacan’s Sona, Agents, New Yerk, Son—"It pleases him so much. He never really has a say in anything; mother is the real executive.’ Free Press. Ttetves u Beet, Mutto: Sead 10 a. for samples ofall four preparations. The Andrew Jergens Co., Sole Licensee, Cin. O. RD MENNEN CO. Newark, N.J. I YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. 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Sixt The Mntvrratty of d Chews Palptes, Tobey, Jones, \pril 18, 1908, Ratt Meer pe am my tending proot proofs of edges stab ert erdaary chives pene od the Shiite pice ay « mawsidcaee of Hil dames i popstar luretoge L100 — fegatves orThe edeca ol hone two razor blades have Stiectve dena. focal Jeo heed, Numerical pot een retouched in any way, butare exact. ‘Aperture OS: and Zetes Ocular 8. as they a0pear under the imicrowcope will ote that the mumerical apertore Tboo dlametera. Phe ordinay faa high one, thus mauiog the test a severe hat was at tific | one te for both blades. Advise me of receipt of tt, “Trasing they wll serve your pur Foam fam Pea PG pan, re of the Olle Ask your dealer for the Gillette sory he can procare’ ioe eae inireta Tonklet tah colar oar lity days free trial offer, Most dealers EAGT ahiToddert ‘youre dou, we wil The Gillette Gales Companys, 1163 Times Building. Times Square, New York. References: Any one of our 168,141 satisfied users © January 1, 1905, ov first year in the market. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER |* PIANOS Sohmer Building, iy micw GrUreace Sew 5th Aves cor tad St York. GOOD INCOMES FOR ALL. ‘pee eis er commis- E, Care of THE GAT HMERIGHN TEA 00. P.O. Box 280, 31-33 Vesey Street, N. ¥. ROMEIKE’S f° fr", ar = gy abl on SEs wont td be Top to date? per and pereeal of As onlay in the eras, United States and Be $520 lor tention and better earvice | 100; Heway Rosence, $9 Union Squares ‘You will get more promi wering advertisements. by mentioning JUDGR wher Facts for Men Who Shave, or Get Shaved. or Deal in Shavers’ Supplies GA fecent critical investigation covering the entire country, made by two of the largest advertisers in America who manu- facture goods for shavers, showed that Judge was on file fn more than 75 per cent. of all the desirable barber-shops, @ Judge is read and re-read until there ts nothing left but the file, In the case of Advertiser No. 5, the renewal calls for just double the space on the last order (2,500 lines.) Advertiser No. 2, who had never before used Judge, placed an order for neatly Two Thousand Dollars ($2,600.00). A Word to the Wise Shaver or Shavee Should Be Sufficient If you Deal with Judge you will not be shaved comicbooks.com