Judge, 1905-07-08 · page 17 of 20
Judge — July 8, 1905 — page 17: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main elements are: **Advertisements:** - Sunny Brook Whiskey (large left column): emphasizes the GREEN Guarantee Stamp required by U.S. law since 1897—a regulatory assurance of purity - Lake Hopatcong resort (bottom left): vacation destination near New York - Surbrug's Arcadia tobacco mixture - Cook's Champagne (American brand) - Romeike's press clipping service - George Palliser's house-plan book **Satirical content** (minor): Several brief "Uncle Eben" observations and joke items mock everyday foibles—a man confusing independence with being unreasonably stubborn, the absurdity of advertising claims, etc. The "Indian Agency Personals" appears to be **mocking Native American names** through obvious caricature. The page reflects **early 1900s consumer culture** and advertising practices. There is no significant political cartoon; Judge here functions primarily as a vehicle for paid advertisements interspersed with light humor.
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thatevery bottle 4 of Pure Whiskey must bear 4 the GREEN Guarantee Stamp in ac cordance with the law wm passed by the U.S. Con- gress and signed by the President eT urn (March 3rd, 1897). This is the highest possible guarantee that weer A COMMON MISTAKE. “Once in a while,” said Uncle Eben, «a man thinks he is showin’ his independ- ence when he is simply puttin’ an onrea- sonable strain on somebody's patience."— Washington Star. “It's unfortunate,” said Uncle Eben, ta man doan’ feel as much like swell in’ up an’ gittin’ proud over a good day's work as he does over winnin’ a bet on de races."— Washington Star, Lake Hopatcong In the highlands of New Jersey, 1,200 feet above sea level; cool, dry and invigorating, A region, 90 minutes from New York, where you can enjoy your summer outing at moderate cost; sailing, fishing, camping, outdoor sports. * Mountain and Lake Resorts,"" a handsomely illustrated book of 128 pages, will give complete information about hotels and boarding places, thelr rates and location, together vith more than 175 pictures. The book also contains a fascinating love story, “A Paper Proposal.” Sent on receipt of 10 cents in stamps. Address T. W. LEE, General Passenger Agent, Lackawanna Railroad, New York City. Lackawanna Railroad INDIAN AGENCY PERSONALS. News is not very plentiful at Rosebud agency just now, but the local correspond- ent sends out a few items, thus: Charlie Dog Eyes hauled a cord of wood to the this week. Mr. Pup is not feeling at all well now. Mr, Wasmud and family spent Saturday at He Dog’s camp visiting with Mrs. Ege’s. Circle Fool, one of our most thrifty Indians, died after a brief illness. Eagle Elk, who is visiting Never Miss A shot, went to the agency Sunday. Two Teeth visited the school Monday a. m. and Little Bald Eagle ditto Monday p. m. Kate Hunts Horse has been sewing for two weeks at the school. Annie Goes To War visited at our school last Wednesday. : Aloysius Shooting Cat has left a warm, com- fortable house and pitched his tent in a shcl- tered nook of the hills bordering Spring creek, for the ‘of being near schoc. sel Enemy is reported too ill toattend [WoO NECESSARIES, Mr. Joakley— Every miss has a mis- sion in life.” Aliss Bright— Yes?" Mr. Joakley—" Yes ; to get a man.” iss Bright— Provided the man has Philadelphia Press. MISNAMED. “ Language is very loosely made,” said the man who has nothing to do but think about things, “Thereis the highway rob- ber. Now why wasn’t he called the low way robber, seeing it's such a low way to treat people?” PURE FICTION. Singleton— Have you seen the maga- zines this month? They’re just full of illustrated fi i : Marryat —“Yes; and the greatest piece of illustrated fiction in them is the ad. showing how stylish you'd look in «So and So's seven-dollar suit.’"—Philade/- \phia Press. SURBRUG'S Arecadi cadia MIXTURE. “No one who smokes the Arcadia would ever attempt to describe its delights, for his pipe would be certain to go out.” My Lady Nicotine, NOT VERY HIGH CLASS, Brierly—"| guess that youngster hasn't very high-class antecedents.” Swierly—" No; he stayed in the fresh- man class three years.” Americans with a discriminating taste prefer COOKS CHAMPAGNE 4° Faacual Foreign Champagnes cost twice h because they are obliged duty and ship freight. SERVE EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO. 8T. as mu to pa Louis ROMEIKE’S Pree Sng tres cer a hich Ptboad you. yout reds, which may appear about you. for any sabject on which you want to be up to date” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for too notices, -Hinny Rouance, 33 Union Square, Ne Ys ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jude when answering advertisements, DO YOU EVER THINK HBOUT OWNING YOUR OWN HOME? ig YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS to-date book, fan ssc to goon? alo plane of ete, etc. "This book is a collection of over one hundred Public Library all new (1902), of houses fn cost ‘Summer Hotels, Stables, Halls, ‘of houses recently built, and in- ‘been, with very few exceptions, daring the last few years, and bait in abers of building associati land ery and baldSrn and exeeyous hearesod ot ible and will of comicbooks.com