Judge, 1905-07-01 · page 15 of 16
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This page mixes satirical humor with period advertisements. The main cartoon is "Da Fam'ly Man" by T.A. Daly, written in exaggerated Italian-immigrant dialect. It depicts an Italian immigrant pledging to reform his behavior—abandoning swearing and fighting—now that he's become a father. The satire likely plays on contemporary stereotypes of Italian immigrants as hot-tempered and prone to violence, while ironically showing the character's desire for respectability through fatherhood. "Parson Johnson's Say-So" uses racist dialect to present a Black preacher commenting on wealthy families replacing children with poodle dogs—social commentary on class priorities disguised as folk wisdom. The page otherwise consists of hotel advertisements (New Ocean House, Magnolia Hotel), product ads (Lea & Perrins sauce, house-building plans), and other period promotions. The ethnic caricatures reflect common Judge magazine practices of the era.
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FLAT DISAPPOINTMENT. “sra— The other families were ter- ribly disappointed when Miss Poundem gave up her piano lessons. I don't un- derstand.” Aleck—“ Why, she at once began to take lessons on the cornet.” Eee A HH New Ocean House SWAMPSCOTT, MASS. Finest Hotel on the North Shore NLY thirty minutes from Boston. Is delightfully situated on the famous Puritan Road, the oldest State Road in America (1629). The most elegantly appointed hotel-an the New England coast. Spacioyp and beautiful public rooms, 240 sleeping rooms, sixty private baths. Magnifi- cent bathing beach, fine boating and fishing. Delightful carriage and auto roads. Golf, croquet, and teni Send for our bandsome illustrated brocbure, Address (until June 15) Ainslie & Grabow 147 Summer St., Boston, Mass. DA FAM'LY MAN. Lain’ gon’ gatta mad so queeck Like w’at I use’ to do. I gon’ geeve up dees ogly treeck Of speakin’ swear-words, too. An’ now w'en com’sa bada keed For call me * dago !"—wal, Tain’ gon’ do like wat I deed An’ tal heem « gotohal !” Eef som’ one com’ for makin’ fool Weeth me, I show dem how I jus’ can smile an’ keepa cool— I gon’ be good man now. Iam too prouda man to-tay For wanta swear an’ fight, An’ [no care w'at bad keeds say For makin’ me excite’. So eef som'body com’ an’ try For makin’ fool weeth me I justa gon’ be dignifi’ Like fam'ly man should be. Las’ night da doctor bring my wife A baby girl. Dat’s how Lam so proud, You bat my life I gon’ be good man now ! —T. A. Daly. PARSON JOHNSON’S SAY-SO. “ Mah frien's,” remarked Parson John- son in his sermon Sunday, “de curly- haired dog am takin’ de place ob de curly- haired youngster in too many ob de fust- class famblies. ‘Zackly why dis am so we doan prognosticate an opinion, but Ah'm gwine to say right heah dat I'd rudder go over de haid of four youngsters wid er fine-tooth comh dan tackle one poodle-dog wid hot suds and Prussian blue.” UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT The New Magnolta MAGNOLIA- MASSACHUSETTS MAGNOLIA HOTEL is situated on a com- manding elevation at Magnolia, only 28 miles from Boston. It has many private baths, 3 magnificent bathing beach, good music, de lightfal drives, and a rare combination of seashore and courtry attraction. QRates— For circular and diagram of rooms address CHARLES H. MOWRY, Manager INT. MOTEL AND TOUR UREA 447 Summer St., BOSTON, Mass. HAVE A SMILE WITH ME Three ood comic magazines. full of fun and merriment, sample copies. Send ten cents in stamps {o the Jodge Company, £55 Pourth Ave. New York, You wil be agrecably surprised. THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE The Peerless Seasoning This bottle with the label bearing the signature, Lea & Perrins, is familiar to the public, having been on the market for more than seventy years. As a seasoning it improves more dishes than any other relish ever offered to the public. Soups, Fish, Meats, Game, Salads, etc., are made delicious by its proper use. LEA & PERRINS’ SAUCE adds enjoyment to every dinner. Joka Duncen’s Sons, Agents, New York, G00D INCOMES FOR ALL. 25 to 30 per cent, commis= tom to get orders for our cele Prompt attention 3 HR. COOK, co o THE GREAT AMERIAK TE a . O. Box 280, 31-33 Vesey Street, N. ¥. rea will By reading Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers. Published every week in LESLIE'S WEEKLY. Ask your news dealer for a copy of LESLIE'S: WEEKLY. Price ten cent: will get more prompt tioning JUUGK when answe F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in bailding a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and re architect, Mr. G We therefore di sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS Is wrge ite Bes 7 i = THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS book; containing ever one hundred plans, all new (1992), of 1ses ranging in cost ‘also plans of Public Library Buildings, Summer Hotels, new up-to-date A new wp-to-dat bles, Public Halls, from $500 to $20,000; ractical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and in- Duilding, by reason of their having been, with very tions, ‘spractice daring the Tast few years, and builtin i pk Malahat narsenases JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Dan py ce on eat ta cay comicbooks.com