Judge, 1905-06-17 · page 3 of 16
Judge — June 17, 1905 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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This page contains multiple satirical pieces typical of Judge magazine's format: **"Fable of the Wise Youth Just Let Out of the College-Factory"** (top): A lengthy moral tale criticizing how college education produces young men who return home arrogant and disconnected from practical life. The narrative mocks the graduate's pretentiousness and ultimate failure, suggesting college creates impractical idealists. **Other sections** include brief satirical vignettes: "Up in a Tree," "The Subpoena'd Editor," and "A Professional Now"—all appear to be social commentary on contemporary professions and professionalism. **"Judge's Favorites"** lists poems in the right column. The illustrations show period-appropriate dress and domestic scenes. Without clearer context or dates visible, the specific political references remain unclear, though the overall tone criticizes class pretension and impractical education outcomes—common Judge targets during the late 19th/early 20th century.
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