Judge, 1905-05-20 · page 15 of 16
Judge — May 20, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal political satire. The dominant feature is a large testimonial advertisement for Buffalo Lithia Water, endorsed by Dr. Lapponi, physician to Pope Leo XIII and Pope Pius X, claiming the water treats gout, rheumatism, and digestive ailments. The small cartoon labeled "NO TRUST" (center-left) depicts what appears to be a **anti-monopoly or consumer skepticism message**—figures around a table marked "NO TRUST," likely referencing the era's widespread concern about corporate trusts and monopolistic practices. The specific figures are unclear from the image. The page also contains light humor columns ("The Up-to-Datest Girl," "Story Hearted Man") depicting modern social behavior with comedic exaggeration—a woman removing her appendix preemptively, a man slipping a button into his girlfriend's mouth at the theater. The remaining content consists of period advertisements for wine, railways, whiskey, and Leslie's Weekly magazine.
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ect | CHAMPAGNE Js second to no Champagne in the world. It is half the price of foreign makes, because there no duty cr ship freight to pay on this American made Champagne, SERVED EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO., 8T. LOUIS An Outing in Wesconsin is counted the rarest pleasure that wants to get away from the rush {the city. There is one right Wisconsin Central Railway \ between CHICAGO and ST. PAUL. Wiacwienin Som AAS, E, POND Aeeot Service - System - Safety her erstwhile] thousand dollars damages. For a while he was all ardor and warmth, s! ; but then he be- He is an ossitied man ums, and she says all tonce he became very stif and formal in his attentions and less and less pliable in his suit. ‘The stony-hearted fellow de- cares he'll be petritied before he'll pay | her a cent, TheWorlds Best Experts Pronounce It TheBest. Gold Medals Chicago MewOrleans Paris 9318851300 Grand Prize‘s2::¢ St.Louis Worlds Fair: HEVIEY LINDEN MEVIC & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE) |i i THE UP-TO-DATEST GIRL. up-to-datest girl is a_ marvel of cisive, determined action, Who Ss not read with awe of that young nnecticut woman who pl of all the possible ht balk her plan or interfer her work after she got there, she conceive of but one not provided a Suppose she were to get appendicitis ! sooner thought of than grappled with, To the hospital forthwith she went and had the useless vermiform appendix re- moved. There is an example of the get- No there girl—through ticket, no excess bag- gaye, straight run and no stops. Young Georgian took his. girl theatre.” Curtain went up, and then the girl grew lal quickness ation t young. fi a tablet out of pocket, hurried st it in his girl's lips and told her to tuck it under her tongue and let itstay there, She did so, it st and she sat the show out in comparative comfort, AS the tablet duin't melt she slipped it into her glove and took it home, It was a button, _Dr. Lapponi Physician to the Late Pope Leo XIII., and Now Physi- cian in Ordinary to Pope Pius X., Finds BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Of “Marvelous Efficacy in Gout, Rheumatism, Gastro- intestinal Dyspepsia, and in all the Various Forms of Uric Acid Diathesis.” Following is an Exact Translation of Dr. Lapponi's Testimonial as Written by Himscif: Rome, August 24, 1903.—In the Hospital of San Giovanni Calibrita (del Fatebene Fratelli)in Rome, directed by myself, I have largely experimented with the natural mineral water placed in com- and am glad to merce under ‘the name of BUFFALO LITHIA WATER foiuiccacs that, by its richness of composition of lithia, it is of marvelous efficacy in cases of Gout, of Chronic, Articular, and Muscular Rheumatism, of Hepatic Congestions and Functional Disorders,of Gastro-intestinal Dyspepsir of Graveland Renallnsufficiency, of light Nephritic Affections and of all the various forms of Uric Acid Diathesis. The same water is also to be recommended highly in the initial processes of Arterio-sclerosis and in obstinate forms of Bronchial Asthma. Muy also be used as a good table water. So much I declare for the truth. _ . {Signed) Pror. Giuseppe Larront. Principal Physician of the Hospital of San Giovanni Calibrita (del Fatebene Fra- telli) in Rome, Member of the Academy of Medicine of Rome, elc., ee, LYTHIA WATER is for sale by Grocers and Druggists, gener- ally, Testimonials which defy aM { tion or question sent toany address. > which defy aM impate- Hotel opens June 1sth. PROPRIETOR BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINCS, VIRGINIA. fle ; | fer me? Hak-tenD! Yis: afther learnt: wouldu't wait ye = JUST STARTERS. + Wren some men staht to do er thing, tor Johnson in his sermon Sund: cy b’gin to put on so many aurs ‘cause they done stahted that they nebber go any furder, They is just stahters.” si There’s Money in Leslie’s Weekly ACCURATE WAR NEWS FROM THE FAR EAST Our Own Correspondent on the Field Ze Y, “AY A\\ ft Jasper’s hints tomoney- * oe ene oat ue are worth ten times the subscription price im ed | Topics of the Times fally illustrated Leslie’s Weekly $4 PER YEAR $1 FOR 3 MONTHS 225 Fourth Avenue w New York 2 The Oldest and Best Fearless and Progressive in JUDGE COMPANY, 225 FOURTH AVENUE, NEW YORK had no credit here he left worrd fer yez that comicbooks.com