Judge, 1905-05-13 · page 15 of 16
Judge — May 13, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with minimal editorial content. The main elements are: **Editorial Content:** - A short poem titled "The Primal Wish" about human ambition and the universal desire to profit from others' labor - A brief joke about "Defective Vision" (unclear reference, appears to involve an Indiana governor) **Major Advertisements:** - **Iver Johnson Revolvers**: Emphasizes the safety lever mechanism that prevents accidental firing—a selling point for the era when firearm safety was a genuine consumer concern - **W.L. Douglas Shoes ($3.50)**: Features a mustachioed man promoting affordable quality footwear - **Wisconsin Central Railway**: Tourism promotion **Lower Section:** Listings for Judge's various publications (Judge's Library Magazine, Judge's Quarterly, etc.) and other publishers' catalogs. There is no clear political cartoon visible. The page functions primarily as a revenue-generating advertising vehicle typical of early 20th-century magazine publishing.
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THE PRIMAL WISH. So many men with cunning schemes, So many men with eager faces, So many dreaiming idle dreams . Dozen Of honor in the lofty places ; Doctors So many rushing here and there, 4 Buoyed up by hope or bowed by care, So many sitting back and yearning, And, after all, in every heart The wish, through luck or wit or art, ‘0 thrive on What the rest are earning. — Chicago Kecord-Herald. of delightful resorts—fashi sor wild stretches of just accord- ts your tastes—along the Wisconsin Central Railway CO and ST. PAUL, beautifully Mestrated, Libett's Any and isa yreat strengthener. ara Bitters brac Atdeny DEFECTIVE VISION, “ The governor of In saw the inside of as. « Has he consulted an oculist 7” and Plain Deal ama Says he never non.” Cleve. One swallow doesn't make a sama but several of them make a drunk, ~.Aded- ford Mercury. \ t Service - System - Safety GETTING ON IN THE Para tiep (complacently)—"" My dear, we litt that twig cabin, that ina year we would thought last season, when we urban cot UNION MADE FOR MEN $3 50 SHOES a8 $3.50 shows the fadee of thelr ere as $2.80 and $2.00 shoes dec bape aed wear longer se ON. MASS. | The Famous LEVER that Makes It Safe to HAMMER THE HAMMER of an Ivix Jonsson REVOLVER, hammer never touches the firing pin; because the y the and hammer and the revolver cannot be fired |. That is why you can handle an Ive Jounsos RE -sslv; drop it, throw it; if you like, hammer the hammer; a discharge is impossible unless you pull the trigger IVER JOHNSON REVOLVERS are not only absolutely safe, but accurate and thoroughly reliable, surpassed by much as other standard makes, © the largest of their ki gest sale of any in the world—nearly ng accidentally discharged ; none, yet they cost about Wee J Ivnae Jon equal to NsUN factories i other ma No one ever heard of an 1 even our com: i JOUNSON tit them by you free, together with pe catuhagues Ivor Johnson Rovolvors aro for salo by all loading Hardware and Sporting Goods dealers. Hammer, $5.00; Hammerless, $6.00 Popular Reading i Send 10 cs, The Andrew J Fun for the [fYillions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Ten Cents a Copy REDUCED RATES TO PACIFIC COAST POINTS. Vis Pennsylvania Railroad, Account Lewis and poution and Various C JUDGE'S QUARTERLY Twenty-five Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES Ten Cents a Copy Any of the above by mail {rom the pablishers on receipt of price Address JUDGE, New York HENIOY LINDEN MEIC & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE comicbooks.com