Judge — May 6, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ENTRIC LOVERS. pm a carefull it rankles his tenderest sensibilities. during many| when hi dainty Old Vincennes the human | lace voice, or an even, calm, purple bro- in what! cade tone, or the fresh, guileless utterance called the| that ripples forth like brooks gurgling or per-[down a mountain-side, he is a goner. haps it would be bet-| Married women also would do well to te it as the yoo-yoo or mat- sider the advantages of a tone-scheme, forced to confess | Young wife above stairs wishes to call to business of proposing is/ hubby down inthe parlor, for instance. y eceentiic and abnormal, What | ‘There is the + you, down there! cloarniny aise of | tc sort of piledriver effect. Or, she Almost daily we adopt the this-minute-or- f tellow with intense | you'll-regret-it” style. We once knew a t revolver in his | coving-dove sort of a woman whose call Hpping, the question, and then with | to her husband was. always at hoo-hoo ™ popper popping « bullet into both with a soft cuckoo-clock effect, the violet the popper and the popped. ‘The formula | and old-yold tone, as it were, vevery case. ‘Take At all events, girls, er day. + Now, y walked along the inutes to or not.” But hears. years of may be woo st we are cor has little and S about the same that Jersey youth th Myrtle,” he said, as 1 FIL gave you just two cide whether you will h tiful, music Lam-dreaming-of-you " he millions in tt has : specifica. | = Fortunately, weal to young Don't pop th fi Wa gird nt you, Tet her live on without Phat will be punishment enough That Michig al her. men tog Now, wea viration prize tors Forty slipped her engage ring over a turt and the turtle slipped out of her overboard in nce ot it is worth! mad, jilted her, left. the country. yg wo- | That turtle turned up this spring with the Did yo thai | ring, the spinster recovered. it, notified litle telephone romance | her old tam he returned, Miss Be | verified the maiden’s statement, and or captured the | dered the interrupted nuptials to’ proce Millionasre Whitney?) It was| That was a lovely turtle, a perfect 5 that did it, When a woman | inan, so to speak. While the wom 1 in what may he called | the man watted through those forty years and all competi- this sort of th are turned « the question don't nent head and for her Speakin of love-making, ty culliyate your voice men CULTIVATE THE HELLO. | nett’s heart ot nothing could burnished brass, or scrambled-egg tone n turtle story gets our for the longed-for reconciliation it must) When it came time for him t the turtle also was |libe Hering as only such a) turtle turtle could sutfer, His heart was break-| shell ‘until 1 have taken bac ing Ibecause those: two people still dwelt | Taal’ And he kept i ain he asked the | Forty years is a long time for foreman to let him off « day so he could | wear a ring around his nec take back the ring, but the foreman was turtle was built on a different stubborn and the years wore on. But|most turtles. We take off our alter his great purpose. | Michigan specimen. He's aw © he de. morta + What yer goin’ ter do wid de dorg, Lew?” “+ De teacher told me ter bring some bugs.” Well he ain't a bug. «but he's got fleas an’ I can’t ketch “em.” Contents of LESLIE'S WEEKLY (Chicago Number) May 4th, 1905 Mlustrations : “Chicago, the Most Progressive City of the Western Hemisphere"; a double-page of striking views of noted localities in the rich, busy and rapidly growing metropolis of the mid-continent. “State Street, One of Chicayo's Busiest Dis- tricts “; a fine photograph on the front. giving a good idea of the life and bustle of the so's Heroic and Efficient: Fire-fighters "; photographs depicting the work y's fire department. in the Heart of Ch ‘Moving Day humorous drawing by Arthur Henderson, showing the annual rush of the abodes. tenement dwellers for new * Picturesque churis ing Features of the War in) Man- sof sketches and phot vhs portray- scenes and incidents of peculiar interest. J The World's Biggest’ Army Developing in Chinas a page of photographs dealing with General Ma's thoroughly trained and effective Chinese troops, which all the nations are watching with care. May Successes New York"; a pase of photowraphs revealing favorite players in new pape Theatrical in comedy re Letterpress : Chicago, the Great Mid-Continent Metropolis"; an illustrated article by Edward White, which de scribes the city as an accessible business base for two- thirds of the inhabitants of North America. “The Co-operative Movement States.” by S. D. Pine; an interestin great enterprise of national scope. “Remarkable Record of a Leadin: Enterprise,” by Edward) White; * The Chicago's C Railway Systems "; and © Develop- ment and System of a Great Industry"; all readable descriptions of important business undertal in in the United count of a American Pioneer of ngs entricities of Great Artists,” by W. H. Cot- ton; an article of much interest on a taking theme. Record-breaking Firemen,” yer; which narrates the feats of a remark: body of fire laddies. “How Municipalities Puta Premium on Graft,” by Frederic . Cleveland ; a vigorous discussion of a timely subject by a well-known writer. oak: aspe' T's, ine to Money-makers”; containing a financis views on the Union Pacific situa tion, and his ralialite counsel to those who would try their fortunes in Wall Street, comicbooks.com